Mahatma Ghandhi SMS

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh 
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time
ke salmaan khan thay!!

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Gandhi Jayanti poem SMS
Raghupati Raghav raja Ram, patit pavan Sita Ram
Sita Ram Sita Ram,Bhaj pyare tu Sitaram
Ishwar Allah tero naam, Saab ko Sanmti de Bhagavan...

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