Politics SMS

Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia!
Itni mahengai ki k hansto ko rula dia
Socha tha k shayud salary barhay gi,
Salary ghanta barhi, GHANTA barha dia...

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Zardari ka Farman,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan....

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Poetry SMS

Medical poem
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don’t breathe, you expire!


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Please remind me 2 remind u about reminding
me 2 send u this reminther that reminds me 
of reminding u that i am always ur friend.
DONT 4GET!


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Paryushan SMS

paryushan ka aagman hai
dharam dhyan ki rut hai
dharam karo karm ko todo
yahi sandesh duniya ko do
"JEEO AUR JEENE DO"
AHINSA PARMO DHARM"
JAI JINENDRA.......

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On this Holy Day of Mahaparva Parsyushan,
May i Ask for Your Forgivness If Knowingly
or Unknowingly i where Wrong On Our Deed, 
Word, or Action.
MICHAMI DUKHDAM.....

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Orkut Scrap Message

Naina me basiya ho to thoda yaad karjo
koi kam padio to manne yaad karjo
manne to adat he aisa scrap krba ki
jo padba me taklif hove to maaf karjo...

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याद हम भी आपको करते है,
याद आप भी हमें करते है,
फर्क इतना है कि..... 
हम याद आने पर स्क्रैप करते हैं 
और आप स्क्रैप आने पर याद करते हैं .... 

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Nice SMS

Words of Experience: "Once I did Bad & That 
I heard ever." "Twice I did Good, But, that I 
heard never" THAT's WORLD..!

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I have commited a sin to make you sad,
and am realising that am very bad,
so, plz forgive me to lessen the grief,
ur forgiveness will led to a relief,
So plz forgive me....

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Navratri SMS

N-nav
A-arti
V-vandana
R-roshni
A-aradhana
T-taz
R-rakhne wali
A-ambe maa apki 
Manokaamna Puri kare. 
Happy Navratra.... 

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Maa se magne mein harj nahin hota, Maa jo 
deti hai woh karj nahin hota, bina jhijhak maang 
le e dost, yeh hi hain woh nav dinShakti aur Siddhi 
ki devi "Maa Jagdambe" sabhi par apni poorna kripa
barsati hain.-*Happy Navratrein* .........

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Miscellaneous SMS

Stress is when you wake up and

realises that you haven't slept yet..

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I want to live in Switserland where the

mountains are higher than the taxes.....

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