Still Sleeping ?
The nation need you !
You need to be Awaken !
You are part of world’s biggest Democracy ..
Today is the day when We got our own constitution..
Its Indian Republic Day..
Wake up and Value the Day – 26 the January....
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Freedom is not worth having if it does
not include the freedom to make mistakes.
Happy Republic Day.....
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Lets celebrate and solute the noble cause,
Its our nation which is shining as it was,
Its REPUBLIC DAY Today…
Don’t forget the effort,make it movement of mass !!
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The difference between what we do and
what we are capable of doing would suffice
to solve most of the world’s problems
Happy Republic Day....
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Thousands laid down there lives so that
our country breath this day…
never forget there sacrifice..
Happy Independence day.....
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Other might have forgotten,
But never can i,
The Flag of my country
Furls very high,
Happy Independence day.....
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If not other than our common
ground to meet,
let me remember the anonymous,
for once at least,
beyond the patriotic floats display
on a Republic Day.....
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The greatness of a nation and its moral
progress can be judged by the way its
animals are treated
Happy Republic Day....
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Our life iz full of colors and I hope this
26th January will add more colors in ur life.
Happy Republic Day......
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How long should one sleep on a National Holiday?
Isn’t 60 Years enough?
We don’t look forward to 26th Jan as Republic day.
But only as day, we could sleep till late.
Get up India. Rise and Shine !
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Expansion of INDIA
I - INDIAN
N - NOT
D - DELAY
I - IN
A - ACTION
Happy Republic Day......
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Let us remember the golden heritage of
our country and feel proud to be a part of
India.
HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY.....
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thousands laid down their lives
so that our country breath this day...
never forget their sacrifice..
Happy Republic day.....
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Other Might Have Forgotten
But Never Can I
The Flag Of My Country
Furls Very High
Happy Republic Day.....
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100 Crores of people combindly fall
in love with one its is India
Happy Republic Day....
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Heartly Citizens,
Heartly Nationas,
Healthy Republic Day Greeting
From You well wisher
Happy Republic Day....
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31 states,
1618 languages,
6400 castes,
6 ethnic groups,
29 festivals,
1 COUNTRY,
PROUD TO BE INDIAN.
Happy Republic Day !
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Constitution Gave us
Faith, freedom , Peace an Pride.
So Let's Value the Day it was created
And Wish Happy Republic day with a smile....
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Let us remember the golden heritage of our
country and feel proud to be a part of India.
HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY!!!!
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Justice
Liberty
Equality
Fraternity
may our dream of a new
tomorrow come true for us
Happy Republic Day.....
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31 states,
1618 languages,
6400 castes,
6 religion,
6 ethnic groups,
29 major festivals & 1 country!
Be proud to be an INDIAN...!.
Republic DAY wishes..
Vande matram.
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Gandhi swapna jab satya bana,
Desh tabhi jab gantantra bana,
Aaj fir sae yaad kare woh mehnat,
Jo thi ki veero ne,aur bharat gantantra bana.
Gantantra Divas Ki Shubhkamnayen.......
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Freedom in Mind,
Faith in Words,
Pride in our Heart,
Memories in our Souls.
Lets Salute the Nation on REPUBLIC DAY.....
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=--..__..-=-._.
!=--..__..-=-._;
!=- -..@..-=-._;
!=--..__..-=-._;
!
i
i
!
!
HAPPY REPUBLICAN DAY
Let's Sing with me our National anthem
n' salute to our INDIA.....
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..-._.--.
'-., .'
_-' I '-._ _.._
._.-.' LOVE ' -' .-'
'._/| MY , ';'-
'. INDIA /
'. .'
'.,_,.'
Jai Hind.
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Aao jhuk kar salam kare unko, jinke hisse me ye mukam aata hai, khusnasib hota hai wo khoon jo desh ke kaam aata hai, "HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY"
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One Nation, One Vision, One Identity
"No Nation is Perfect, it needs to be made perfect."
Meri Pehchaan Mera India
Happy Republic Day.
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DESH bahkto kai balidaan sai, SWATNATRA hoai hai hum..koi puche kon ho to GRAV sai kahnge bhartiya hai ham...
****HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY.. IN ADDVANCE***
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Tairna hy to samandr main tairo nade naalon main kia rakha hy
Pyar krna hy to watan sy karo in bewafa laakion main kya rkha hy
Happy republic day
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Apunka pehala SMS 26th Jan Ko, ye le pakad le
Sare zahan se achcha hindusta hamara ,
aao milke wada kare jhanda ucha rahe hamara!
--------------happy republic day-----------------
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Expansion of INDIA
I - INDIAN
N - NOT
D - DELAY
I - IN
A - ACTION
Happy Republic Day
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FREEDOM IN THE MIND,
FAITH IN THE WORDS,
PRIDE IN OUR HEARTS &
MEMORIES IN OUR SOULS...
LETS SALUTE,
THE NATION ON Republic Day!
VANDE MATARAM
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Thursday, July 15, 2010
Ramadan SMS
Iftaar se pehle,
(‘.’)
/].[\
_/ \_
Aur,
Iftaar k baad
_(‘.’)_
/( . )\
_!/ \!_
!!!! Control yaar control !!!
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Wish You Holly RAMADAN.
Walk Humbly,
Talk Politely,
Dress Neatly,
Treat Kindly,
Pray Attentively,
Donate Generously,
May ALLAH Bless & Protect You AAMEEN
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(‘.’)
/].[\
_/ \_
Aur,
Iftaar k baad
_(‘.’)_
/( . )\
_!/ \!_
!!!! Control yaar control !!!
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Wish You Holly RAMADAN.
Walk Humbly,
Talk Politely,
Dress Neatly,
Treat Kindly,
Pray Attentively,
Donate Generously,
May ALLAH Bless & Protect You AAMEEN
***********
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Ram Navami SMS
Ram jinka naam hai,
Ayodhya jinka dhaam hai,
Aise Raghunandan ko,
Hamara pranam hai.
Aapko aur apke Ramnavami
Ki hardik subhkaamnaaye....
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भजि मन राम सियापति रघुकुल ईस
दीन बंधु दुख टारन कौसलाधीस।
राम किसी भांति भजि, रावन की रीति तजि
Happy Ramnavami.......
Ayodhya jinka dhaam hai,
Aise Raghunandan ko,
Hamara pranam hai.
Aapko aur apke Ramnavami
Ki hardik subhkaamnaaye....
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भजि मन राम सियापति रघुकुल ईस
दीन बंधु दुख टारन कौसलाधीस।
राम किसी भांति भजि, रावन की रीति तजि
Happy Ramnavami.......
Raksha Bandhan SMS
रंग बिरंगे मौसम मे सावण की घटा छाई
खुशियों की सौगात लेकर प्यारी बहना राखी बांधने आई
भाई के हाथों से सजे भई की कलाई
सदा खुश और सुखी रहे बहन-भाई।
Happy Rakhi Festival....
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दुरियां कम कर देती, अपनों का पास लाती
ऐसी है रिश्तो की डोर जो अटुट है होती,
औपचारिक होते इस त्यौंहार मे पुनः प्रेम
मे आत्मीयता का संचार करे।
धागों के त्यौहार रक्षाबंधन छिपा है इसमे
भाई बहन के प्रेम का बंधन।
Happy Raksha Bandhan....
खुशियों की सौगात लेकर प्यारी बहना राखी बांधने आई
भाई के हाथों से सजे भई की कलाई
सदा खुश और सुखी रहे बहन-भाई।
Happy Rakhi Festival....
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दुरियां कम कर देती, अपनों का पास लाती
ऐसी है रिश्तो की डोर जो अटुट है होती,
औपचारिक होते इस त्यौंहार मे पुनः प्रेम
मे आत्मीयता का संचार करे।
धागों के त्यौहार रक्षाबंधन छिपा है इसमे
भाई बहन के प्रेम का बंधन।
Happy Raksha Bandhan....
Quotes SMS
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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"A Fool can become a genious when he
understands he is a fool" but "A genious
can become a fool when he understands
he is a genious"!-Dr. ABDUL KALAM..!
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Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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"A Fool can become a genious when he
understands he is a fool" but "A genious
can become a fool when he understands
he is a genious"!-Dr. ABDUL KALAM..!
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Question SMS
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity;
an optimist sees the oportunity in every difficulty......
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wo kya hai jo her 15 din mai rog bada ho
jata hai, or her 15 din mai chota hota hai.....?
tell me soon.....
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kuch sawal...
1..ek din ki zindagi mile to kya mangoge?
...............................................................
2..maut samne ho to kya cha ho ge?
......................................................
3..zakham dene wala dost ban jaye to kya karoge?
..........................................................
4..agar dil me koi shaq ho to kya karoge?
...........................................................
5..dost or pyar me pehli pasand konsi?.
............................................................
6..kal agar me samne aajau to kya karoge?.
...................................................................
........reply all questions-------
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Shadi Shuda Mard Ko Kon C
Orat ziada Achi lagti Hai?
!
!
!
Hamsaye Ki. . .
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Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai?
Kyun K Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti. . . .
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i3 9|\ 3 /|3 i (9″ i3 i3
i3 9| 3 \9/ 3 | i9 ,9,)3 ,3,)
9i,,3,i9
edit main jao
or
tamam
3 or 9 ko
mitado. Dekho kia banta hai...
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Two person on Death Bed.
Ek wo jise ap PYAR karte ho &
ek wo jo Apko PYAR karta ho,
and U can save only ONE.
Whom would u like to save?
(REPLY WITH REASON)
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Agar har dil pyar karta hai
to log issey burra kyun samjhatey hein?
Agar pyar mein taqat hoti hai
to log izhar sey kyun dartey hein?
Agar pyar k koi mazhab naheen hota
to log mehboob ko sirf apna kyun kehtey hein?
Reply Guys.....
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Maths Magic
Multiply ur date of Birth with 2
add 840 in answer.
now divide by 2
subtract ur date of birth from answer.
and answer represent ur personality.
Try it. It is True.........
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“MLOFAKUEO”
In Alphabats Ko Sahi Terteeb De Kr
English Ka Word Banta He
Jisko Sucha Pyar Krne Wala Hi Bana Sakta Hy
Its A Big Chalenge4u....
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If You Really Love Someone
Arrange This Words In The Correct Sequence..
Love/ Ever/ You/ Hate/ Me/ Like/
Heart/ For/ If/ You/ Never/ In/ Life.
Rply Is Must ;->
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Who Are The Two Brothers
Who Live On Opposite Sides
Of The Road Yet Never See Each Other?
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Celebrate
“yaaD” DAY !!
“Woh meri kon c baat hai jo apko meri yaad dilati hai?
Reply me…
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YA13T IW nA22A
A13T IW Jib
@
@
@
read it in a mirror…!!
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Andhay ki Bewi ko behra Bhaga kai lai gaya.
Aur Goongay nai dekh liya
.
.
.
..
Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye
kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ?
Its Challenge for u Ans it ?
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Dimag hay To Jawab do:-
Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???
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Aik couple kahin ja raha hota hay,
k police unhain rook laiti hay and
larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay ?
Larka jawab daita hay,
“iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai”
batain,larkay ka larki say kia rishta howa?
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“A” ki biwi “B”, “B” ki bhabhi “C”, “C” ki beti “V”,
“V” ke dada”G”,”G” ki biwi “K”, “K” ki beti “T”,
to batao “A” Aur “T” ka kya rishta hai….
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Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI
&
SUNAMI ?
Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,
SUNAMI is Total Wash.!
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Hurry up, Fill in the blanks with “HAAN” or “NAHIN”
1. ______ main insaan nahin hoon.
2. ______ main hi chor hoon.
3. ______ mera koi ilaz nahin hai.
4. ______ main hi idiot hoon
Let me see who is brave !!!
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Answer this and prove that u r intelligent
Black is a colour
White is also a color
But Black&White T V is not a colour T V!!
WHY?
Answer It!
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Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENSE Nhi Hota?
Khud Soch K Niche Answer Dekhna!
Yar Khud Soch,
Socho
Yar
Socho
Ans:SCREW DRIVER,
***************
AGAR APNE KABHI KISI SE SACHCHAPYAR KIYA HE TO IS GANE KO COMPLET KRO.
K___N _O __H__T___G_ _T ___I_AJ___NT__S__ S____ H__.PROOF UR TRUE LOVE ITS CHALLANG 4 U
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EK BAAP NE APNI BETI KO GIFT DIYA AUR KAHA KI BHOOKH LAGE TO KHA LENA, PYAS LAGE TO PEE LENA AUR THUND LAGE TO JALA LENA, BATAO GIFT KYA THA
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2 SAWAIO KE JAWAB DO.....
1) MATAR,TAMATAR TISRI SBZI KA NAAM JISME "TAR" HO 2) KABUTAR,TEETAR TISRA PANCHI JISKE NAAM KE LAST ME "TAR" HO.
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ek parinde ko machalise pyar ho gaya wo dono mile to kaise?machali pani chod nahi sakati aur parinda pani me ja nahi sakta.
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asi sabji ka naam batao jiska pehla word kate to kisi kimit cheez ka naam, or last word kate to kisi sweet ka or dono word kate to kisi ladki ka
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fill up for me
name for me:
truth abt me:
word for me:
song for me:
line for me:
lyk in me:
hate in me:
suggestion for me:
plz fill dis i`ll wait..
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Govt. of America has introduced a new rule:
"Good Looking people should be thrown out of the country!!!"
You are safe....Where should i hide?????
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2+5=11
kaise aye?
Socho-Socho
Nahi maluum?
Thoda aur dimag lagao
Abhi bhi nahi?
OK let me tell u k
kaise aye
Are buddhu
itna bhi nahi jante..
“GALTI SE
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U know what is ISHQ???Ill tell U. Its PEPSI. P=Pyaar E=Ehsaas P=Pagalpan S=Sabar I=Imtihaan... Ab ISHQ sirf Rs.8/- mein...Enjoy ISHQ...Oye!!!Babli... ....
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3 friend hotal main lunch kerny gy aur bill 75 rupees bana 3 dosto nay 25 25 25 rupess dy diy then hotal manager ny 70 rupess rhak ker 5 rupess waiter ko wapis dy diy
so waiter nay 1 1 1 rupea 3 friends ko a ker dy dia aur 2 rupes app rhak liye mutlab 3 friends nay 24+24+24rupees bill dia so 24+24+24=72+2 rupess waiter ky total=74 bany aik rupia kidher gya answer me any person challange
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1. Badsha Ne Qameez Kyun Nahi Pehni?
2. Gosht Kyun Nahi khaya?
Qameez ka _____ nahi tha,
Gosht ____ nahi tha.
1.Wazeer Ne parda kyun nahi Silwaya?
2.Murga Kyun nahi Khareda?
Parda ____ nahi tha,
Murga ____ nahi tha.
1.Shehzadi Ne Halwa kyun Nahi Khaya?
2.Kahani Kyun nahi Parhi?
Halway kay Saath ____ nahi thi,
Kahani ____ Nahi thi.
Reply Fast.
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Solve dis!
A boy forgot his
pin-code which was of 5 digits,
but luckily he remembered some hints how to 2 remind that password,
here are those clues.
1.first digit is equal to the square of second digit
2.second plus 3rd digit are equal to 10
3.4th digit equal to the 2nd digit plus 1
4.5th plus 3rd digit make 14
5.sum of all the five digit make 30.
Find the pin code
Let see how is your math...? ;->
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One Car Rs 4
One Bike 50 Paisa
One Cycle 25 Paisa
Purchase 20 Vehicals in 20rs,
It is necessary to purchase every thing at-least one.
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Batain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or Chabi dono ata hain.?
It's A Challenge
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1.Wo Konsi Cheez Hai Jo Kheenchne
Se Choti Hoti Hai?
2.Woh Konsa Janwar Hai Jis K Kaan Nhn
Per Sunta Hai, Dant Nhn Per Katta Hai?
3. Asad Abdullah Ka Baap Hai.
Asad Abdullah K Baap Ka______ Hai?
4.Ek Ganja Chor Chori Karne Ata Hai
Sub Kch Ley Jata Hai Per
Ek Cheez Nhn Bolo Kya? ;->
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1- Wo Konsi Jaga Hai Jahan Suraj Ki Kirne Sirf 1 Dafa Pari Ab Qayamt Tak Nahin Paregi.
2- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Khaya Hai Per Piya Kabhi Nahin.
3- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Jhoot Bola Aur Jannat Main Jayega.
4- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Sach Bola Aur Jahannum Main Jayegi.
5- Insan K Jism Main Rooh K Rehne Ki Jagah Kahan Hai.
Its Challenge For All.
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4 Cheezein Aisi hain jo 4 Jaghon main nahi hoti,
Zameen main....
Asmaan main....
Zubaan main....
Quran Pak Main...
Har 1 MAIN 1, 1 CHEEZ NAHI HAI,
Challange 4 All
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I am a thing....
Teachers hate me...
Cow like me...
Monkey eats me...
I am a 9 letter word
hints 4 u
_ o _ _ m _ _ y _
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Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya.
Aur Goongay nai dekh liya
.
.
.
..
Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye
kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ?
Its Challenge for u Ans it ?
***************
an optimist sees the oportunity in every difficulty......
************
wo kya hai jo her 15 din mai rog bada ho
jata hai, or her 15 din mai chota hota hai.....?
tell me soon.....
************
kuch sawal...
1..ek din ki zindagi mile to kya mangoge?
...............................................................
2..maut samne ho to kya cha ho ge?
......................................................
3..zakham dene wala dost ban jaye to kya karoge?
..........................................................
4..agar dil me koi shaq ho to kya karoge?
...........................................................
5..dost or pyar me pehli pasand konsi?.
............................................................
6..kal agar me samne aajau to kya karoge?.
...................................................................
........reply all questions-------
************
Shadi Shuda Mard Ko Kon C
Orat ziada Achi lagti Hai?
!
!
!
Hamsaye Ki. . .
**********
Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai?
Kyun K Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti. . . .
***********
i3 9|\ 3 /|3 i (9″ i3 i3
i3 9| 3 \9/ 3 | i9 ,9,)3 ,3,)
9i,,3,i9
edit main jao
or
tamam
3 or 9 ko
mitado. Dekho kia banta hai...
*************
Two person on Death Bed.
Ek wo jise ap PYAR karte ho &
ek wo jo Apko PYAR karta ho,
and U can save only ONE.
Whom would u like to save?
(REPLY WITH REASON)
**************
Agar har dil pyar karta hai
to log issey burra kyun samjhatey hein?
Agar pyar mein taqat hoti hai
to log izhar sey kyun dartey hein?
Agar pyar k koi mazhab naheen hota
to log mehboob ko sirf apna kyun kehtey hein?
Reply Guys.....
*************
Maths Magic
Multiply ur date of Birth with 2
add 840 in answer.
now divide by 2
subtract ur date of birth from answer.
and answer represent ur personality.
Try it. It is True.........
***********
“MLOFAKUEO”
In Alphabats Ko Sahi Terteeb De Kr
English Ka Word Banta He
Jisko Sucha Pyar Krne Wala Hi Bana Sakta Hy
Its A Big Chalenge4u....
************
If You Really Love Someone
Arrange This Words In The Correct Sequence..
Love/ Ever/ You/ Hate/ Me/ Like/
Heart/ For/ If/ You/ Never/ In/ Life.
Rply Is Must ;->
************
Who Are The Two Brothers
Who Live On Opposite Sides
Of The Road Yet Never See Each Other?
*************
Celebrate
“yaaD” DAY !!
“Woh meri kon c baat hai jo apko meri yaad dilati hai?
Reply me…
************
YA13T IW nA22A
A13T IW Jib
@
@
@
read it in a mirror…!!
************
Andhay ki Bewi ko behra Bhaga kai lai gaya.
Aur Goongay nai dekh liya
.
.
.
..
Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye
kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ?
Its Challenge for u Ans it ?
***********
Dimag hay To Jawab do:-
Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???
***********
Aik couple kahin ja raha hota hay,
k police unhain rook laiti hay and
larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay ?
Larka jawab daita hay,
“iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai”
batain,larkay ka larki say kia rishta howa?
**********
“A” ki biwi “B”, “B” ki bhabhi “C”, “C” ki beti “V”,
“V” ke dada”G”,”G” ki biwi “K”, “K” ki beti “T”,
to batao “A” Aur “T” ka kya rishta hai….
************
Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI
&
SUNAMI ?
Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,
SUNAMI is Total Wash.!
************
Hurry up, Fill in the blanks with “HAAN” or “NAHIN”
1. ______ main insaan nahin hoon.
2. ______ main hi chor hoon.
3. ______ mera koi ilaz nahin hai.
4. ______ main hi idiot hoon
Let me see who is brave !!!
************
Answer this and prove that u r intelligent
Black is a colour
White is also a color
But Black&White T V is not a colour T V!!
WHY?
Answer It!
**************
Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENSE Nhi Hota?
Khud Soch K Niche Answer Dekhna!
Yar Khud Soch,
Socho
Yar
Socho
Ans:SCREW DRIVER,
***************
AGAR APNE KABHI KISI SE SACHCHAPYAR KIYA HE TO IS GANE KO COMPLET KRO.
K___N _O __H__T___G_ _T ___I_AJ___NT__S__ S____ H__.PROOF UR TRUE LOVE ITS CHALLANG 4 U
***************
EK BAAP NE APNI BETI KO GIFT DIYA AUR KAHA KI BHOOKH LAGE TO KHA LENA, PYAS LAGE TO PEE LENA AUR THUND LAGE TO JALA LENA, BATAO GIFT KYA THA
***************
2 SAWAIO KE JAWAB DO.....
1) MATAR,TAMATAR TISRI SBZI KA NAAM JISME "TAR" HO 2) KABUTAR,TEETAR TISRA PANCHI JISKE NAAM KE LAST ME "TAR" HO.
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ek parinde ko machalise pyar ho gaya wo dono mile to kaise?machali pani chod nahi sakati aur parinda pani me ja nahi sakta.
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asi sabji ka naam batao jiska pehla word kate to kisi kimit cheez ka naam, or last word kate to kisi sweet ka or dono word kate to kisi ladki ka
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fill up for me
name for me:
truth abt me:
word for me:
song for me:
line for me:
lyk in me:
hate in me:
suggestion for me:
plz fill dis i`ll wait..
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Govt. of America has introduced a new rule:
"Good Looking people should be thrown out of the country!!!"
You are safe....Where should i hide?????
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2+5=11 Kaise huwa
Can u think k2+5=11
kaise aye?
Socho-Socho
Nahi maluum?
Thoda aur dimag lagao
Abhi bhi nahi?
OK let me tell u k
kaise aye
Are buddhu
itna bhi nahi jante..
“GALTI SE
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U know what is ISHQ???Ill tell U. Its PEPSI. P=Pyaar E=Ehsaas P=Pagalpan S=Sabar I=Imtihaan... Ab ISHQ sirf Rs.8/- mein...Enjoy ISHQ...Oye!!!Babli... ....
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3 friend hotal main lunch kerny gy aur bill 75 rupees bana 3 dosto nay 25 25 25 rupess dy diy then hotal manager ny 70 rupess rhak ker 5 rupess waiter ko wapis dy diy
so waiter nay 1 1 1 rupea 3 friends ko a ker dy dia aur 2 rupes app rhak liye mutlab 3 friends nay 24+24+24rupees bill dia so 24+24+24=72+2 rupess waiter ky total=74 bany aik rupia kidher gya answer me any person challange
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1. Badsha Ne Qameez Kyun Nahi Pehni?
2. Gosht Kyun Nahi khaya?
Qameez ka _____ nahi tha,
Gosht ____ nahi tha.
1.Wazeer Ne parda kyun nahi Silwaya?
2.Murga Kyun nahi Khareda?
Parda ____ nahi tha,
Murga ____ nahi tha.
1.Shehzadi Ne Halwa kyun Nahi Khaya?
2.Kahani Kyun nahi Parhi?
Halway kay Saath ____ nahi thi,
Kahani ____ Nahi thi.
Reply Fast.
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Solve dis!
A boy forgot his
pin-code which was of 5 digits,
but luckily he remembered some hints how to 2 remind that password,
here are those clues.
1.first digit is equal to the square of second digit
2.second plus 3rd digit are equal to 10
3.4th digit equal to the 2nd digit plus 1
4.5th plus 3rd digit make 14
5.sum of all the five digit make 30.
Find the pin code
Let see how is your math...? ;->
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One Car Rs 4
One Bike 50 Paisa
One Cycle 25 Paisa
Purchase 20 Vehicals in 20rs,
It is necessary to purchase every thing at-least one.
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Batain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or Chabi dono ata hain.?
It's A Challenge
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1.Wo Konsi Cheez Hai Jo Kheenchne
Se Choti Hoti Hai?
2.Woh Konsa Janwar Hai Jis K Kaan Nhn
Per Sunta Hai, Dant Nhn Per Katta Hai?
3. Asad Abdullah Ka Baap Hai.
Asad Abdullah K Baap Ka______ Hai?
4.Ek Ganja Chor Chori Karne Ata Hai
Sub Kch Ley Jata Hai Per
Ek Cheez Nhn Bolo Kya? ;->
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1- Wo Konsi Jaga Hai Jahan Suraj Ki Kirne Sirf 1 Dafa Pari Ab Qayamt Tak Nahin Paregi.
2- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Khaya Hai Per Piya Kabhi Nahin.
3- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Jhoot Bola Aur Jannat Main Jayega.
4- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Sach Bola Aur Jahannum Main Jayegi.
5- Insan K Jism Main Rooh K Rehne Ki Jagah Kahan Hai.
Its Challenge For All.
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4 Cheezein Aisi hain jo 4 Jaghon main nahi hoti,
Zameen main....
Asmaan main....
Zubaan main....
Quran Pak Main...
Har 1 MAIN 1, 1 CHEEZ NAHI HAI,
Challange 4 All
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I am a thing....
Teachers hate me...
Cow like me...
Monkey eats me...
I am a 9 letter word
hints 4 u
_ o _ _ m _ _ y _
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Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya.
Aur Goongay nai dekh liya
.
.
.
..
Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye
kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ?
Its Challenge for u Ans it ?
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Punjabi SMS
Mitha intazar te intazar nalo yaar mitha,
Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha,
Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yaari,
Es to mitha kuj na milna lab layi duniya sari
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Akhan di benuri changi nahin hundi,
Dostan ton duri changi nahin hundi,
Kade kade milya vi kar yaara,
Har vele SMS naal gal puri nahin hundi.
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Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha,
Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yaari,
Es to mitha kuj na milna lab layi duniya sari
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Akhan di benuri changi nahin hundi,
Dostan ton duri changi nahin hundi,
Kade kade milya vi kar yaara,
Har vele SMS naal gal puri nahin hundi.
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