Funny SMS

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.


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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, 
I don't even have a bid car like
rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell
me more about rohit..


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Friendship SMS

Friendship iz a language spoken by Heart........
not written on paper,not given by pledge.........
it“s a promise renewed every time we contact..
keep In Touch ! 

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Dosti shayad zindgi hoti hai,
Jo har dil mein basi hoti hai,
Waise to jee lete hai sabhi akele magar,
Phir bhi zarurat inki har kisi ko hoti hai..!! 

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Flirt SMS

The moment I first saw you, you warmed
my heart, the second time you made little 
flames and now you make my heart burn like hell!....

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God created the world in SIX days
Buttook him centuries to come up
with someone as beautiful.... as U!

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Fathers Day SMS

The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.....


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Life has 5 stars.
Kind star is MOTHER.
Action star is FATHER.
Ultimate star is TEACHER.
Top star is LOVER.
The super star is FRIEND.


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Evening SMS

Dimag aur Dil me, utna hi fark hai, jitna
Phonebook aur Inbox me...!

Phonebook me hajaroo milate hai,
Lekin Apne, sirf Inbox me milate hai
dost....! Gud evng......



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khamosh chehre pr hazaro pehre hote
h,hasti aankho me bhi jakhm ghre hote
h,jinse aksar ruth jate h hum,asal me
unse hi riste ghre hote hai.Gud evening.....

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Exams SMS

Mai kuch din apny exam ki tension ke waja se khamosh tha
Piyaroo

Tum samjhe k maa da ladla sudhar gaya :-)

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Koi BOOK Aisi Milti Jis Pe Dil Luta Dete
Har Subject Ne Dimag Khaya Kisi 1 Ko Nipta Dete
Ab Syllabs Dekh Kar Ye Sochte Hen K
1 Mahina Or Hota To Dunia Hila Detey.....



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Encouragement SMS

Past is experience,
present is experiment,
future is expectation,
use ur experience in
your experiment to
achieve your expectations....

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Chhule asman zameen ki talash na kar,
Jee le zindgi khushiyon ki talash na kar,
Takdeer badal jayegi muskrana seekh le,
Uski wajah ki talash na kar..... 

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Emotional SMS

Aye Mout Aaj Main Tujhe Gale Lagana Chahta Hoon,
Kitni Wafayi Hai Teri Fitrat Me Ye Aazmana Chahta Hoon
Zindagi Ne To Bas Hardum Rulaya Hai Mujhe,
Tera Saath Mile To Aaj Zindagi Ko Rulana Chahta Hoon... 

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No one has travelled d road of 
success without ever crossing d
streets of failure.
GOD never promised us an 
easy journey in life, but only a safe arrival.....

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Election SMS

Muskare aap aur hum to fiza badal jae,
Baate kare hum sang sang to mausam badal jaye
Itne dilkash he hum sab ke andaz,
Ki chalenge saath saath to sarkar badal jaye.... 


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Former Finance Minister ready with
‘SHOE’string Budget.?
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PC AmBUSHed in Delhi.!
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P Chidambaram (Chiddu) Becomes the
Brand Ambassador
for BATA Shoes.....

Eid Mubarak SMS

Mahe ramzan ka muaka hai
Mubaraq Eid ho tujko,
jise tu dekhna chahe,
usi ki deed ho tujko
EiD MuBaRaK....

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Gulshan ko kar rahi Mo’attar Hawa-e-Eid
Aata nahi kuch Nazar kuch b Siwaye Eid
Meri Taraf se Eid Mubarak ho Aap ko
Bus Mere pass hai Yehi Tohfaa Bara-e-Eid.......

Dream SMS

Dream is the key towards successful life
To have dreams, you must sleep well.
So step up the first ladder of your destiny.
Go to bed and have sweet dreams
Good Night....

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One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed.
For no one can lay a hand on our dream.....

Dosti SMS

Kuchh ehsan ke saye dil ko chhu jate hai
kuchh manzar dilme utar jate hai
Bejan gulshan me bhi phul khil jate hai
jab zindagi mai aap jaise dost mil jate ha....

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Mat mila naye dost yakhuda...
Ye Hame barbaad karte hain,
Hum to sms ki bauchhar karte hai....
Or Ye 50 Paise ke liye bhi vichar karate hai...

Diwali SMS

With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A”S…
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI....


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Light a lamp of love!
Blast a chain of sorrow!
Shoot a rocket of prosperity!
Fire a flowerpot of happiness!
Wish u and your family "SPARKLING DIWALI...

Daring SMS

wO tO Pan! k Qtry Ha!n
JO ankhOn Se Beh Jaty Ha!n,
ansO tO wO hOte Ha!n jO Dard
Bn K ankhOn Ma Reh Jaty Ha!n....

Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not
keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure...

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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi. 
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi!

Cool SMS

If I could pull down the rainbow 
I would write ur name with it 
& put it back in the sky to let
everybody know how colorful
my life is with a friend like u....


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Life is not just waiting for someone
who is made for you.
But life is living for someone,
who lives because of you.....

Cricket SMS

Sehwag ki maa ko bulao,
Sachin ko Pepsi pilao, 
Ganguly ko Chawanprash khilao, 
Dhoni ke baalo mein Gel lagao, 
Dravid ko castorl pilao 
PAR IN Ko World Cup MAT KHILO....
  
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Sachin's Son: Mom! look here dad hitting sixers all the way.
Mom: Son! that is boost advertisement....

Congratulation SMS

Bounteous congratulations and wishing for the
next journey and thanks to feel me proud that 
I m ur friend. Really feeling very delighted to
hear about ur grand success.....

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Hi Dear, Congrates on Your Success.
God fulfill all your wishes what ever you
want in your life....

Computer SMS

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found.....

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Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down....

Comment SMS

Chicken Ready,Yes Boss
Omlet Ready, Yes Boss
Mutton Ready, No Boss
Bakra Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai.....


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Biwi meri pahle
Thi hoor
Yachaman ka pyaara phool
Baad shaadi ke
samaj gaya
hui thi mujse badi "BHOOL.....

College SMS

01. School-----------------Yaadein
02. Principal --------------- Jaani Dushman
03. Classes -------------- Kabhi kabhi
04. Canteen-------------- Kabhi alvida na kehna
05. Course----------------Godzilla
06. Exams ---------------- Kalyug
07. Examination hall---- Chamber of secret
08. Exam-time ----------- Qayamat se qayamt tak
09. Question paper ----- Paheli
10. Answer paper ------- Kora kagaz
11. Cheating ------------- Aksar/chupke chupke
12. Paper out ------------ Plan
13. Examiner ------------- The killer
14. Last exam ------------ Independence day
15. Paper correction ---- Andha kanoon
16. Marks ----------------- Assambhav
17. Result ----------------- Murder
18. Pass ------------------- Ajjoba/ chamatkar
19. Fail --------------------- Devdas
20. Supplementary ------ Aakhri raasta
21. Vacation -------------- Waah life hoto aisi.....

Christmas SMS

ChrismasTwo things upon this chagning earth can neither change no end
the splendor of Christ's humble birth and the love of friend for friend
Merry Christmas.....

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Merry Christmas to the angel of my life!
Merry christmas to you....

Care SMS

Before YOU came in my life, i just need Food, Water & Oxygen to live.
But now including these, i need 2 more things to be alive.
They are YOUR LOVE & CARE!!!


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I think U r very careless!!!
U come & leave things behind!!!!
See now what u have left??
U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face....

Boy and Girl SMS

Boy: Chalate Chaltre Yunhi Ruk Jata Hu mai ...
Baithe Baithe kanhi kho jata hoon mai...
Kya Yahi Pyar Hai?
Girl: Nahi Veeriji, Ehh Kamjori Hai?
Tusi Chavanprash Khaya Karo ... :-) 

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GIRLZ OF 1995*
“AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM”

GIRLZ OF 2007*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM...

Bewafai SMS

Sab kuch hy mere pas par dil ki dawa nahi,
Door wo mujse hy par main khafa nahi,
Maloom hy ab bi pyar karta hy mujse,
Wo thora sa ziddi hy magar bewafa nahi...

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Har ek sawal ka usko jawab kya deti?
Main apni zaat ka usko hisab kya deti?
Jo ek lafz ki khushbu na rakh saka mehfooz!
Mai us ke hath mein puri kitab kya deti?

Baarish SMS

Ek raat hoi barsat bohat,
Me roya sari raat bohat,
Har Ghum thai Zamaney k lekin,
Me tanha tha us raat bohat,
Phir aankh se ek sawan barsa,
Jab seher hoi tu kheyal aya,
Wo badal kitna tanha tha,
Jo barsa sari raat bohat,...


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 he Taste Of Oranges
The Walk In Frost
The Golden Sunlight
The Beauty Of Autumn Colors
The Magic Of Wet Red Leaves
“Happy first rain of winter.... 

Broken Heart SMS

Touching lines from a broken heart:
In my dreams she is mine.... But in my life she is a dream....


THE PAIN IS NOT ON THE DAY OF
MISSING OUR DEAR ONE'S....THE
PAIN IS REALLY WHEN U LIVE
WITHOUT THEM & WITH THEIR
PRESENCE IN UR MIND...

Break Up SMS

Please break up with me on a rainy day,
and meet me under a tree.
So when it hurts and I can not breath,
you’ll hear the rain not me...

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Words from a Lover 4 his love after his breakup:
Please Do Not TurN Back N Face Me oNce More..
I DNt Have aNother Heart 2 Lose.! :-

Birthday SMS

Some people like sunday,
Some people like monday,
However i just like only one day,
Its your birthday…
Happy Birthday!

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Life is very short,
So enjoy every moment,
Don’t lose your confidence
Go always ahead.
Happy Birthday...

Best Wishes SMS

I Wish 4 " U "
Great start 4 Monday
No Obstacles 4 Tuesday
No stress 4 Wednesday
No worry 4 Thursday
Smile 4 Friday
Party 4 Saturday
& Great fun 4 Sunday
"Have a beautiful and smart week."


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Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday...

Best Friend SMS

Aap door gaye, intzaar kiya,
Aap paas aaye, feel kiya..
Aap rooth gaye, raazi kiya,
Aap yaad aaye, miss kiya..
Jab miss kiya, sms kiya..
Ek baat batao! Sab to humne kiya, aapne kya kiya???? :-|


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“ A coffee bite cost Rs1,
A rose cost Rs 10,
A honda city cost Rs 10 Lac,
But a true frnd cost is a Billion..
Bade mehnge ho yaar!! Apna khayal rakha karo!! :-) ”

Beautiful SMS

Make A Promise To Yourself,
Always To Choose The Best Things In Life,
To Hold On To Your Dreams,
To Believe In Your Ideas And Follow Ur Heart,
Because Life Is Beautiful Just Like You…


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My friendship is like an onion which has many
layers in it. It will add taste to your life ,
but if u try to cut it, u will have tears in
your eyes.......

April Fool SMS

This is MAGIC.
Press down 6times,
You can See your PHOTO
1
2
3
4
5
6
Congrats! You are the First
April Fool of the year.




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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

Ascii SMS

/\ ” ,, ” ,, ” ,, ” ,, ”
( ‘ ; ‘ ) ,, ” ,, ” ,, ” ,, ”
(,,)(,,) ,,” ,, ” ,, ” ,,
OOooo….Sardi.
“HAPPY WINTER SEASON”
Enjoy the winter…!

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Yeh hai umiddon ki lakker i wish ki aap chaddthe hi jaye.

Anniversary SMS

Aap dono ki jodi kabhi na tute
Khuda kare aap ek dusre se kabhi na ruthe
Yuni ek hokar aap ye zindagi bitayein, ki
Aap dono se khushyion ke ek pal bhi na chhute
"Happy Anniversary"

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Your love makes my days Happy and
bright, Into my world you Brought pure
delight
Joy beyond reason You've given me,
Our love is true This I can see.
Happy Anniversary.

Afternoon SMS

good *
*AFTERNOON*
,.*""-.,*,.-""*.,
a message frm my "HEART" a place where i keep gud frnds
like"u.wats up miss u so much.


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$weet things are ea$y 2 buy,
$weet words are ea$y 2 $ay,
But $weet People like u,
are dificult 2 find...
May ur whole life b a$ swt as u...
$weet Good afternoon