Summer SMS

Thought for the day ......
Garmi or bezzati Jitni Mehsoos karoge
Utni jyada lagegi, So be brave & be
besharam and enjoy the life.
Think Hatke !!! 

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Garmiyan
Aa Gyi Hen
Dost,
Apne Sar Par Gila
Or Thanda
Kapra Rkhna,
Dimaag Par Soraj Ki Aag Mat
Parhne Dena
Q K
BHOOSA JALDI
AAG PAKARTA HE
Enjoy Summer Season....

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Story Messages

Jelly Baby goes 2 the Dr & says 
"Dr i've got aids" Dr replys "U cant 
have aids ur a jelly Baby" Jelly Baby
says "yes but Dr i've been sleepin wiv
ALLSORTS.....

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chicken and egg in bed,chicken has head 
on pillow smoking.Egg rolls over annoyed 
saying"i guess we answered that question"

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Special You Messages

Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute
as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy
sunshine and fun you are everything i luv
all rolled into 1

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I have liked many but loved very few.
yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd 
stand and wait in the worlds longest 
queue.just for the pleasure of a 
moment with u.....

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Sorry SMS

I’m sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I’m sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I’m sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I’m sorry I love you, I can’t help it....


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if i have ever done a mistake,
4give me thinking that it was a mistake...
and dont ever 4get me even by a mistake....


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What's done is done
Make room for the new
Forgive and forget
What has been done to you..... 


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Be the first one to say Sorry when the 
other person seems to be hurt bcoz of U &
Be the 1st one to forgive if a Person says Sorry to U!


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Sorry for still loving you
Sorry you don’t love me
Sorry for ever loving you
Sorry, I’m so sorry ....


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SORRY… SORRY… SORRY…SORRY…
Dont get confused ,Aray Baba SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You…..
Have A wonderful day…


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A Good Apology has 3 Parts - 1) 
Im Sorry.. 2) It’s my Fault.. 3)
How do I make it right? well.. 
unfortunately, A Lot of people
usually miss the 3rd part.. 


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How can I begin to say I`m sorry.
I didn’t mean to upset you. I hope 
that you can forgive me.I’m sorry. 


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Remember the good times we had spent together,
and the beautiful future we had dreamy of…
Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us…
Please let us bridge the gaps…


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I have commited a sin to make you sad,
and am realising that am very bad,
so, plz forgive me to lessen the grief,
ur forgiveness will led to a relief,
So plz forgive me....


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HEY DIS IS D LAST MONTH OF D YEAR
SO ITS A LAST CHANCE TO 2 ASK
SORRY TO ALL OUR DEAR ONCE
IF I HV HURTED U THENM SORRY

A BIG SORRY IF I HURT U...  

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Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata
Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,
Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,
Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye..... 

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< ( . . )>
/ ( v)
(,,)..(,,)...
Hello, How R U?
< ( . . )>
/ (v )
( , , )..( ,, )...
FINE..!
R U bored from MY SMS!

< ( . . )> S o r r y
/ ( v )(,,) again!
FINE..!  

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Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata
Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,
Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,
Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye.... 

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I am sorry, I love you
I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you, I can’t help it....  

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Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,
Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye,

Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,
Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye....  

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Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain
Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai

Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho
Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai..... 

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Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.

Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.... 

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Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye
Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye

Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho
Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye....  

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Sorry is a gud weapons for some people..
Jaan bujh kar galtiaan karo, n after that just say sorry..
but actually people don't know the deep meaning of sorry....!!

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if i have ever done a mistake,
4give me thinking that it was a mistake...
and dont ever 4get me even by a mistake.... 

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Be the first one to say Sorry when the
other person seems to be hurt bcoz of U & 
Be the 1st one to forgive if a Person says Sorry to U! 

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Sorry is not just a word to say... 
Its a expression to express for a 
unfortunate event that experienced....

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How can I begin to say I`m sorry. 
I didn’t mean to upset you. I hope
that you can forgive me.I’m sorry.... 


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Most truths are so naked that people
feel sorry for them and cover them up,
at least a little bit....

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No real English gentleman, 
in his secret soul,was ever sorry
for the death of a political economist.....


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Keep courage. Whatever you do, 
do not feel sorry for yourself. You
will win in a great age of opportunity....

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I'm sorry I brought this upon you, 
my boy. I'm sorry you must carry this
burden. I'm sorry for everything!

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I sit on a man's back, choking him and 
making him carry me, and yet assure 
myself and others that I am very sorry
for him and wish to ease his lot by all
possible means -- except by getting off his back.

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I feel sorry for the person who can't get
genuinely excited about his work. Not 
only will he never be satisfied, but he 
will never achieve anything worthwhile....


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I always feel sorry for people who
think more about a rainy day ahead
than sunshine today.....

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink.
When they wake up in the morning, that's
as good as they're going to feel all day....

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I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A
small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough
without ever having felt sorry for itself....

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When armies are mobilized and 
issues joined, the man who is sorry 
over the fact will always win.....

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The more rational statement is that we 
feel sorry becuase we strike, afraid 
becuase we tremble, and not that we cry, 
strike, or tremble becuase we are sorry, 
angry, or fearful as the case may be....

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I'm sorry you are wiser, I'm sorry you are taller;
I liked you better foolish and I liked you better smaller.

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For every minute you are angry,
you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

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If you were going to die soon and had 
only one phone call you could make, 
who would you call and what would 
you say? And why are you waiting?

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Remember, we all stumble,
every one of us. That's why it's 
a comfort to go hand in hand....


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The only correct actions are those that
demand no explanation and no apology....


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When you realize you've made a mistake, 
make amends immediately. It's easier to
eat crow while it's still warm....

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SORRY
Say
Onetime 2 any1
Really
Remembering
You

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SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....
Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY
means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,
R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....
Have A wonderful day..

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Sorry is a gud weapons for some people..
Jaan bujh kar galtiaan karo, n after that just say sorry..
but actually people don't know the deep meaning of sorry....!!

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 A Good Apology has 3 Parts - 1) Im Sorry.. 2) It’s my Fault.. 3) How do I make it right? well.. unfortunately, A Lot of people usually miss the 3rd part..
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Begano se dosti ki gunjais nahi hoti,
Mout ke badh koi khavaish nahi hoti.
Saayad koi pyaar bhara dil tuta hoga,
Warna November ke mahine mein barish nahi hoti.
I am sorry!!!

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Smile SMS

Don not go for looks,
they can deceive.
Don not go for wealth,
even that fades away.
Go for someone who makes you smile
becoz only a smile makes a dark day seem bright.

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Smile is complete
When it begins with your lips
reflects in your eyes and
ends with a glow on your face.
Wish you many such smiling moments
in your life....

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Shayari SMS

MITTI KA JISM LE KAR PANI K GHAR MAI HU,
MANZIL HAI MAUT MERI MAIN HAR PAL SAFAR MAI HU.
HONA HAI QATL YE MALOOM HAI MUJHE,
LEKIN KHABAR NAHI MAIN KIS-KIS KI NAZAR MAI HU! 

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यार के एहसास को हमेशा आबाद रखना
मेरे सच्चे प्यार पर सदा विश्वास रखना।
ये नहीं कहते हमेशा हमारे पास रहो
दूर सही पर हमेशा याद रखना। 

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Sardar SMS Jokes

Two Sardar stopped suddenly.
1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and 
my girlfriend coming together.
2nd Sardar: Mine too...


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How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board...


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Interviewer: Where were you born?
Sardar: Punjab.
Interviewer: Which part?
Sardar: What which part, whole body
was born in Punjab. “;-)


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Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving.....  


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Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together.
They found 1000 Rs. on the way.
Pathan: Let’s take 50/50.
Sardar: What will do of remaining 900? 


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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”


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Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go..... 

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Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected.
Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000.
Next month salary will be 10000.
Sardar: Ok sir, I’ll Join next month....


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Sardar proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year....


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Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.....


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strologer: you must married only 32
years old women to start a happy life.
sardar: shall I married two 16 years old girls..

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On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”. 


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As train start running,
a sardar got the train.
TT: Don’t you see it’s female bogie?
Sardar: Sorry, I thought you were a man.....


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Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.....


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Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense
Sardar: The future tense is “You will go to jail”


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Sardar: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Sardar: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him....

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A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”  


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A bird was disturbing to a Sardar.
Finally Sardar caught it and decided to kill it cruelly,
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it...

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SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE....


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Sardar As A Director:
You Have To Jump In The Swimming 
Pool From 100.ft Height.
Hero: I Don’t Know Swimming
Sardar: Oye Don’t Worry Yaar! Pool Is Empty;-)


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Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!


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Sardar in airoplane going to Bombay.
While its landing he shouted:
“Bombay ….Bombay”
Airhostess said: “B silent.”
Sardar: “Ok… Ombay… Ombay”


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Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air..


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Sardar after interview
everything went fine till the time
he asked me for testimonials.
I guess i showed him the wrong thing !!! 

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Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Nxt day Headline:Blood Bank lutya gya....

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Sardar ji.. Says I Love u to his galfrend..
And suddenly falls on the floor...
GalFrnd.. What iz this?
Sarda Ji.. O ji, i'm falling in love )

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1st sardar: I am going ka kya matlab hota hai ?
2nd sardar: MEIN JA  RAHA HOON.
1st sardar: Aayse nahi jane doon ga pehle matlab bata..

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History Teacher : From where to

where did the mughals rule ?

Student: Sir, I am not sure but

I think from page 15 to 26....

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A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?

Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.

I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar:

Any great man born in this village?

Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

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Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.

Banta: Wow, Kab?

Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko....

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Sardar on phone: Maa khushkabri hai

Ma: bol beta

Sardar:hum 2 se 3 ho gaye

Maa: mubarak ho,beta hua ya beti?

Sardar: meri biwi ne dusri shadi karli...

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Ek sardar sochta raha,sochta raha aur yahi 

sochtay sochtay mar gaya ke agar meri behn

ke do bhai hain to mera ek kion hai.....

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son :- papa 5+5 kithane hote hai?

sardar:- aare ulluke pathe,idiot,rascal, tujhe kuch nahi aata,

ja andar se calculator leke aa batati hoo....

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Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant: It"s already raining.

Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go....

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sardar:tujhe bus mein thapar kun para?

2nd sardar:pata nhi yar,meri photo aik

larki k paon mein girgai,meine kaha k 

behan g zara saarii upar krna photo leni hai...

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Once a Sardar traveling in PIA.

Air hostess came and asked to Sardar

apko PIA ka mahool kaisa laga?

Sardar reply bilkul ghar jaisa.

Ghar pe bhi mujhe koi mun nahi lagata.

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Sadar to Thelewallah: yeh kele kaise diye?

Thelewallah : Ek rupay ka

Sardar: 60 p mein dega?

Thelewallah : 60p mein to sirf chilka aayega.

sardar : Oye! Chal ye leh 40 paise, chilka rakh, kela de de!!

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Santa kissed his girl friend in the park. 

Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle…

Santa: Don’t worry darling, 

I'm already married.....

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One day Sardar was giving dictation to his tution.... 

Then last bench student told to Sardar that

"Sir we can't hear..."

Sardar: "OK! I will write it on the board..."

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A sardar and a doctor loved a same girl.... 

Every day Sardar gave her an Apple... 

One day the girl asked to him...

Girl: "Why r u giving me Apple everyday???"

Saradr: "Because an 

"Apple a day keeps a doctor away"...

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CID: Why criminals leave their

fingerprint aftr their wrk?

Sardar: Sir,I Think,they are

un-educated,if they were educated,

they would leave their signature for you..

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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.

Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman....

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Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa

ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.

Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?

Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey....

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Sardar ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.

WHY?

His Wife Delivered a Baby. Doctor

sent Him SMS,"Mubark Ho, Aap Baap Ban Gaye".

Sardar fwded it 2 all his frnds :-)

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Sardar Roz Apne Kitchen Mein Jata

Aur Sugar Box Kholta Aur Band Kar Deta Tha !

Why?

Kyon Ke Doctor Ne Jo Kaha Tha Ke

Apni Sugar Roz Check Karna.....

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Hitler to Sardarji: Impossible ka word

meri dictionery main nahin hai.

Sardarji: Te Ullo ke pathay dictionery

dekh k kharidni thi na...!

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2sardar jungle me,Samne sher a gya 1 

ne mitti uthai sher ki ankh me dal k 

bhagne lga.2nd wahen khara rha

1st:abhey bhag

2nd: me q bhagon,mitti tone dali hai....

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Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .

Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.

Wife : Will u marry , after i die .

Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister....

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Interviewer: What is your birth date?

Sardar : 13th October

Interviewer : Which year?

Sardar : damn fool _ _ _ EVERY YEAR...

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Teacher asks question to sardar,

"Which is the big animal, Ant or Elephant ?

Sardar : First tell me the date of birth of those animals....

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Interviewer : What is your qualification ?

Sardar : Ph.d sir.

Interviewer : What do you mean by Ph.d ?

Sardar : (Smiling) Passed Higher Secondary with difficulty !!

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Sardar goes for interwiew-

boss-tumhara janam kaha hua tha...

sarda-triruvantpuram mein....

boss-spelling batao.

sardar-nahi nahi Goa mein hua tha....

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SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON   :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon

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One day Sardar happened to
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar


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 Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and
hangs up


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Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."


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 A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" "

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Sardar ji;
Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhagwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.

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Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR 



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Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service


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Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - What a shit ?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all" ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory....


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A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was
asked a question
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will
investigate


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Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................


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Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha.



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 Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!


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Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

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Santa’s wife hit him on the head with the frying pan. Santa: What was that for? Santa’s Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the same BASANTI on it. Santa: I bet on a horse last week and BASANTI was the name of my horse. Santa’s wife: Oho Sorry
Next day she hit him with the frying pan again. Santa: now what happened? Santa’s wife: your horse is on the phone.

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Sardar ek ! sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi
upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

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Santa: "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon". Banta: "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"

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Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..?
Sardarni: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.

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Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao.
Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya,
Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Santa: The future tense is "You will go to jail".

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Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.


"Mun Me Pani Aana"


Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,


Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya. 

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 *Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?

Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
Sardar: Kon?
Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo

Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..:-)


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 Friend Sardar se: Me Tennis k barey me Tm sy Ziada Jnta hun.
Sardar: Acha te aey duss k Tennis de Net wich kinnay Moray honday ne 

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 Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha!

4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai,
tmhri bhabi hy wo

Srdr:Aby kuty k putr, mn nehr mn nha rha tha or wo ja rhi thi

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 1 admi bike pe ja raha tha.
Admi ne rastey pe jatey Sardar se poucha?
Sir! Apko lift chahey kia?
.
.
.
.
Sardar:Nahi hamara ghar tou Ground floor pe hai.:

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Circus ka maalik Sardar ko dante hwe: Be parwai ki b hadd h0ti hai tune SHAIR ko khula ch0r dia

Sardar: Is se kia farq parta hai SHAIR ko kon chori kare ga.;-)


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Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay |||||||||||| lines laga de or likha


Scratch kr ky anser prh lein... :-O;-)

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Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident
Judge : how did accident occur
Sardar :I don't know sir I was sleeping... ;->


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Sardar: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nhi Nikalta?

2nd Sardar:
kia pata nikalta bi ho
andhera itna hota hy k dikhai kuch nhe deta.

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 Sardar amrud bech rha tha..
.
1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to?

Sardar: To saaf baat hai... hum kirey k alag pese lega...

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Teacher: India ka jhanda sub se pehle kahaN lehraaya gaya?

Sardar ( kaafi sochne k baad ) :
Hawa meiN 


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A Sardar joined army, given AK 47.
He's puzzled & asks Major: Sir, yeh bandook ki nali samne rakhun ya ulta?
Major: Kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga.

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Sardar Ji as a Director:
You should jump to the Swimming Pool from 100 Ft Height
Hero: I don't know Swimming.
Sardar Ji: Oye don't Worry Yaar! Pool is Empty...

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Sardar proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Sardar: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?

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Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai ?

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Sardar: Darling, main tu se shaadi nahi karsakta. Gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar: Ek biwi aur 3 bacche...

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Ek Sardar sochta raha...sochta raha... sochta raha...
Saari zindagi sochta raha
Aur sochtay sochtay hi mar gaya
Ki meri Behan k 3 bhai hain to mere 2 kyun?

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Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon, paanch rupya de de.
Sardar to his wife: De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal main ye andha hai.

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A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

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Sardar proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year.

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Santa: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai

Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya

Dudh Wale Ne Pocha

Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?

Santa : LIMOO PANI Me..!

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Sardar Kisi Larki Ghar Rishta Ly Kar Gya

Larki K Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti
Abhi Parh Rahi Hai...

Sardar:Koi Bat Nhe Hum
Ek Ghante Baad A Jauengy.

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Sardar ko ek Dost ne
1st April
ko Ghar khane pe Bulaya , Ghar pe Tala tha aur Likha tha
"Bevkuf Banaya haha"
Sardar ne niche likha
"HUM AYE HI NAHI hahaha"

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Sardar k bivi bhag gai

3 din bad wapis aye
Sardar Gusay se bola: hun ki lern ayen hain
Sardarni: mobile da charger pul gai si.

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