Sardar SMS Jokes

Two Sardar stopped suddenly.
1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and 
my girlfriend coming together.
2nd Sardar: Mine too...


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How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board...


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Interviewer: Where were you born?
Sardar: Punjab.
Interviewer: Which part?
Sardar: What which part, whole body
was born in Punjab. “;-)


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Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving.....  


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Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together.
They found 1000 Rs. on the way.
Pathan: Let’s take 50/50.
Sardar: What will do of remaining 900? 


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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”


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Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go..... 

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Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected.
Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000.
Next month salary will be 10000.
Sardar: Ok sir, I’ll Join next month....


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Sardar proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year....


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Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.....


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strologer: you must married only 32
years old women to start a happy life.
sardar: shall I married two 16 years old girls..

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On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”. 


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As train start running,
a sardar got the train.
TT: Don’t you see it’s female bogie?
Sardar: Sorry, I thought you were a man.....


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Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.....


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Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense
Sardar: The future tense is “You will go to jail”


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Sardar: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Sardar: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him....

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A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”  


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A bird was disturbing to a Sardar.
Finally Sardar caught it and decided to kill it cruelly,
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it...

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SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE....


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Sardar As A Director:
You Have To Jump In The Swimming 
Pool From 100.ft Height.
Hero: I Don’t Know Swimming
Sardar: Oye Don’t Worry Yaar! Pool Is Empty;-)


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Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!


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Sardar in airoplane going to Bombay.
While its landing he shouted:
“Bombay ….Bombay”
Airhostess said: “B silent.”
Sardar: “Ok… Ombay… Ombay”


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Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air..


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Sardar after interview
everything went fine till the time
he asked me for testimonials.
I guess i showed him the wrong thing !!! 

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Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Nxt day Headline:Blood Bank lutya gya....

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Sardar ji.. Says I Love u to his galfrend..
And suddenly falls on the floor...
GalFrnd.. What iz this?
Sarda Ji.. O ji, i'm falling in love )

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1st sardar: I am going ka kya matlab hota hai ?
2nd sardar: MEIN JA  RAHA HOON.
1st sardar: Aayse nahi jane doon ga pehle matlab bata..

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History Teacher : From where to

where did the mughals rule ?

Student: Sir, I am not sure but

I think from page 15 to 26....

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A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?

Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.

I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar:

Any great man born in this village?

Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

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Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.

Banta: Wow, Kab?

Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko....

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Sardar on phone: Maa khushkabri hai

Ma: bol beta

Sardar:hum 2 se 3 ho gaye

Maa: mubarak ho,beta hua ya beti?

Sardar: meri biwi ne dusri shadi karli...

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Ek sardar sochta raha,sochta raha aur yahi 

sochtay sochtay mar gaya ke agar meri behn

ke do bhai hain to mera ek kion hai.....

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son :- papa 5+5 kithane hote hai?

sardar:- aare ulluke pathe,idiot,rascal, tujhe kuch nahi aata,

ja andar se calculator leke aa batati hoo....

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Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant: It"s already raining.

Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go....

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sardar:tujhe bus mein thapar kun para?

2nd sardar:pata nhi yar,meri photo aik

larki k paon mein girgai,meine kaha k 

behan g zara saarii upar krna photo leni hai...

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Once a Sardar traveling in PIA.

Air hostess came and asked to Sardar

apko PIA ka mahool kaisa laga?

Sardar reply bilkul ghar jaisa.

Ghar pe bhi mujhe koi mun nahi lagata.

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Sadar to Thelewallah: yeh kele kaise diye?

Thelewallah : Ek rupay ka

Sardar: 60 p mein dega?

Thelewallah : 60p mein to sirf chilka aayega.

sardar : Oye! Chal ye leh 40 paise, chilka rakh, kela de de!!

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Santa kissed his girl friend in the park. 

Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle…

Santa: Don’t worry darling, 

I'm already married.....

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One day Sardar was giving dictation to his tution.... 

Then last bench student told to Sardar that

"Sir we can't hear..."

Sardar: "OK! I will write it on the board..."

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A sardar and a doctor loved a same girl.... 

Every day Sardar gave her an Apple... 

One day the girl asked to him...

Girl: "Why r u giving me Apple everyday???"

Saradr: "Because an 

"Apple a day keeps a doctor away"...

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CID: Why criminals leave their

fingerprint aftr their wrk?

Sardar: Sir,I Think,they are

un-educated,if they were educated,

they would leave their signature for you..

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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.

Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman....

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Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa

ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.

Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?

Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey....

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Sardar ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.

WHY?

His Wife Delivered a Baby. Doctor

sent Him SMS,"Mubark Ho, Aap Baap Ban Gaye".

Sardar fwded it 2 all his frnds :-)

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Sardar Roz Apne Kitchen Mein Jata

Aur Sugar Box Kholta Aur Band Kar Deta Tha !

Why?

Kyon Ke Doctor Ne Jo Kaha Tha Ke

Apni Sugar Roz Check Karna.....

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Hitler to Sardarji: Impossible ka word

meri dictionery main nahin hai.

Sardarji: Te Ullo ke pathay dictionery

dekh k kharidni thi na...!

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2sardar jungle me,Samne sher a gya 1 

ne mitti uthai sher ki ankh me dal k 

bhagne lga.2nd wahen khara rha

1st:abhey bhag

2nd: me q bhagon,mitti tone dali hai....

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Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .

Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.

Wife : Will u marry , after i die .

Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister....

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Interviewer: What is your birth date?

Sardar : 13th October

Interviewer : Which year?

Sardar : damn fool _ _ _ EVERY YEAR...

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Teacher asks question to sardar,

"Which is the big animal, Ant or Elephant ?

Sardar : First tell me the date of birth of those animals....

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Interviewer : What is your qualification ?

Sardar : Ph.d sir.

Interviewer : What do you mean by Ph.d ?

Sardar : (Smiling) Passed Higher Secondary with difficulty !!

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Sardar goes for interwiew-

boss-tumhara janam kaha hua tha...

sarda-triruvantpuram mein....

boss-spelling batao.

sardar-nahi nahi Goa mein hua tha....

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SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON   :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon

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One day Sardar happened to
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar


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 Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and
hangs up


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Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."


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 A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" "

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Sardar ji;
Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhagwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.

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Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR 



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Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service


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Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - What a shit ?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all" ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory....


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A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was
asked a question
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will
investigate


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Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................


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Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha.



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 Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!


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Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

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Santa’s wife hit him on the head with the frying pan. Santa: What was that for? Santa’s Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the same BASANTI on it. Santa: I bet on a horse last week and BASANTI was the name of my horse. Santa’s wife: Oho Sorry
Next day she hit him with the frying pan again. Santa: now what happened? Santa’s wife: your horse is on the phone.

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Sardar ek ! sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi
upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

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Santa: "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon". Banta: "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"

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Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..?
Sardarni: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.

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Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao.
Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya,
Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Santa: The future tense is "You will go to jail".

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Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.


"Mun Me Pani Aana"


Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,


Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya. 

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 *Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?

Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
Sardar: Kon?
Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo

Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..:-)


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 Friend Sardar se: Me Tennis k barey me Tm sy Ziada Jnta hun.
Sardar: Acha te aey duss k Tennis de Net wich kinnay Moray honday ne 

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 Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha!

4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai,
tmhri bhabi hy wo

Srdr:Aby kuty k putr, mn nehr mn nha rha tha or wo ja rhi thi

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 1 admi bike pe ja raha tha.
Admi ne rastey pe jatey Sardar se poucha?
Sir! Apko lift chahey kia?
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Sardar:Nahi hamara ghar tou Ground floor pe hai.:

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Circus ka maalik Sardar ko dante hwe: Be parwai ki b hadd h0ti hai tune SHAIR ko khula ch0r dia

Sardar: Is se kia farq parta hai SHAIR ko kon chori kare ga.;-)


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Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay |||||||||||| lines laga de or likha


Scratch kr ky anser prh lein... :-O;-)

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Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident
Judge : how did accident occur
Sardar :I don't know sir I was sleeping... ;->


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Sardar: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nhi Nikalta?

2nd Sardar:
kia pata nikalta bi ho
andhera itna hota hy k dikhai kuch nhe deta.

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 Sardar amrud bech rha tha..
.
1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to?

Sardar: To saaf baat hai... hum kirey k alag pese lega...

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Teacher: India ka jhanda sub se pehle kahaN lehraaya gaya?

Sardar ( kaafi sochne k baad ) :
Hawa meiN 


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A Sardar joined army, given AK 47.
He's puzzled & asks Major: Sir, yeh bandook ki nali samne rakhun ya ulta?
Major: Kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga.

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Sardar Ji as a Director:
You should jump to the Swimming Pool from 100 Ft Height
Hero: I don't know Swimming.
Sardar Ji: Oye don't Worry Yaar! Pool is Empty...

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Sardar proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Sardar: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?

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Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai ?

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Sardar: Darling, main tu se shaadi nahi karsakta. Gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar: Ek biwi aur 3 bacche...

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Ek Sardar sochta raha...sochta raha... sochta raha...
Saari zindagi sochta raha
Aur sochtay sochtay hi mar gaya
Ki meri Behan k 3 bhai hain to mere 2 kyun?

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Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon, paanch rupya de de.
Sardar to his wife: De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal main ye andha hai.

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A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

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Sardar proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year.

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Santa: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai

Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya

Dudh Wale Ne Pocha

Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?

Santa : LIMOO PANI Me..!

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Sardar Kisi Larki Ghar Rishta Ly Kar Gya

Larki K Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti
Abhi Parh Rahi Hai...

Sardar:Koi Bat Nhe Hum
Ek Ghante Baad A Jauengy.

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Sardar ko ek Dost ne
1st April
ko Ghar khane pe Bulaya , Ghar pe Tala tha aur Likha tha
"Bevkuf Banaya haha"
Sardar ne niche likha
"HUM AYE HI NAHI hahaha"

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Sardar k bivi bhag gai

3 din bad wapis aye
Sardar Gusay se bola: hun ki lern ayen hain
Sardarni: mobile da charger pul gai si.

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Santa Banta SMS

Santa: Oye! What are you?
Banta: Recording this baby’s voice.
Santa: Why?
Banta: When he grows up.
I shall ask him what he meant by this...


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A Girl Romantically said to a santa:
Do U want to see the place
where they did Apendix Operation to me?
santa: No, I hate Hospitals.....


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Santa: Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?
Banta: I give up.
Santa: Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music...

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Santa ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !


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Banta Went for Divorce
Judge: You have 3 Kids
How Will you Divide Them?
Banta Thinks Hard & Says,
‘Oye.. IDEA, We’ll Come Next Year With 1 More.


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It was Santa’s weding aniversary.
Preeto: Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate?
Santa: Y punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made..


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Teacher: What is common between
Buddha,Jesus ,Mahavir and Guru Nanak?
Santa: All of them were born on government holidays..


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Santa: What”s difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser
& superman wears it over the trouser...


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Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan 
Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM..


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santa opens his lunch box in the 
middle of the road why?
Just to confirm whether he is 
going to or coming back from office....


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santa bunks office comes home &
finds his wife in bed with his
boss. Rushes back to office & tells
his colleagues almost got caught bunking?


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Santa (reading from book of facts):
“Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?”
Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?”


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Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient...


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Lil Banta: I dreamed last night dat
u gave me Rs 500 for Christmas.
Banta Singh: Well, as you”ve been
a good boy lately, you may keep it....

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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out....


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Banta ko santa ka 1 blank msg aaya,
Fir usne vapis santa phone kiya aur bola,
Oye yaar tenu malum hai tere mobile ki ink khatam hogayi,



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Santa: Mere Pitaji Ye tay nahi kar paa rahe hai ki
Gaay Kharidna theek hoga Ya Motorcyle?


Banta: mere hisab se motorcyle kharidna theek hoga,
kyonki gaay par savari karte ve bade bevkoof lagenge.


Sana: Baat tau tumhari theek hai, lekin motor cycle se 
doodh duhate bhi ve aur bhi bade bevkoof lagenge...


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Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a 
motorcycle. Policeman gives hand to stop.
Santa shouted: Oye pagal, pehle hi 3 bethe
hain tu kahan baithega? 


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Teacher: Light Kitho Aandi Hai?
Pappu: Mere Nankeya De Gharon.
Teacher: Kinwe?
Pppu: Jado Light Jandi Hai Papa 
Kehndy ne ‘Saleya ne Pher cut ti....


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Banta: Life ko kaun zyada achhaa bana
sakti hai, Girlfriend ya Wife?
Santa: WIFE. Bas, honi kisi aur ki chahiye!


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Teacher: Asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai,
jamin pe rahne wali bache deti hai. Kaun hai jo
Asman me udti hai par bachche jamin par deti he?
Santa: Airhostess....


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Santa: Rab j tu mainu 100 rs deve ta 50 main 
Guru Ghar devanga. Thodi dur ja k usnu 50 rs lab gaye.
Santa: Wah rabba ena v Bhrosa ni, apne pehle hi kat laye...


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Banta k ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?? Kyon?
Itne saalo baad, itni manato k baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...! 


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Banta mujra dekhne gaya, sari raat mujra dekha.
Bai ne kaha: Sahab humne aap ko khush kiya, ab aap hume khush karo.
Banta utha or khud nachne laga.. Gud Night.


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Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?
Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!


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Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !


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Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta:-Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo. Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam 
ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta:-Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo....


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Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata..... 


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Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market....


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Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!


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2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.
Haye haye main to 1100 lungi.
Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi.
Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!


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Santa aur Jeeto mein larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya.
Santa raat ko phone pay: Khanay mein kia hai?
Jeeto: Zehar.
Husb: Main dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana....


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Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga...
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संता-बंता एक होटल में खाना खा रहे थे। 
संता को मजाक सूझा।
उसने बंता से कहाः यार, तुम मेरी मां बन जाओ
और अपने हाथ से मेरी प्लेट में परोसते जाओ।
बंता ने ऐसा ही किया।
खाना खाने के बाद बंसा से बोलाः अब ऐसा करो, 
तुम मेरे बाप बन जाओ और बिल का पेमेंट कर दो।


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संता का अपनी बीवी से झगडा हो गया ।
बीवी ने झगडे को टालते हुऐ कहा :मेरे इरादे
बड़े नेक है , आप हजारो मैं एक हैं ।
संता : दिमाग के हम भी डॉन हैं ।
बस इतना बता दो की बाकि के नो सो नन्यांवे कोन है ।


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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha,
yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya..... 


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Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump

sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here,

he Picks his Mobile Phone,

Calls everyone from his phone

& says DON”T CALL ME NOW....

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I can kiss u without even touching u.

Gal: U can't

Santa: Lagi 10-10 ki

Gal: Ok

Santa kisses her lips

Gal: Touch kar liya, touch kar liya

Santa: Aah lai 10 Rs....

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Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light

& a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse & says:

"Le Karle Number Note"

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Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai.

Bata: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai.

Santa: Kya naam hai.

Banta: Mein bank gaya tha, vahan yeh

ek counter pe baithi thi, name plate pe

likha tha: Chaalu Khata....

***********

Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale

ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon?

Because PCO ke bahar likha tha,

dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye...

**********

Santa was drawing money from ATM.

Banta, who was just behind him in

the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.

Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.....

**********

Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?
The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS

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Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever: What will come first, Chicken or egg?O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.

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Angry Santa to his son: Have you ever seen an owl?
Pappu: (Luking down) No...
Santa: Don't look down. Look at me.


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Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.
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Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.


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Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.
Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!

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 Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.


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Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.


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Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?
Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha


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Teacher askd Santa: What is d meaning of TAMSO MAA JYOTIR GAMAYA?
Santa: Tu so ja maa, main Jyoti de ghar ho k aya.
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Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.


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Dr: Yeh urine sample nahi, Apple juice hai!
Santa's wife: Ek phone kar loon? !
Dr: Why? ! 
Wife: Santaji ko batana hai k urine bottle unke tiffin me chali gayi.

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Pappu: Dad, main itna jawan kab banunga k main mummy ko bina bataye ghar se bahar ja sakoon.
Santa: Beta, itna jawan to aaj tak main bhi nahi hua...


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Banta mujra dekhne gaya, sari raat mujra dekha.
Bai ne kaha: Sahab humne aap ko khush kiya, ab aap hume khush karo.
Banta utha or khud nachne laga.. Gud Night.


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Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi.
Santa: Bolo.
Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu!
Santa: It's a gud News.
Jeeto: Shadi k pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi.


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Teacher: Aasmaan mein udne wali chiz Ande deti hai, Aur zameen pe rahne wali Bachche deti hai. Kaun c chiz aisse hai jo Aasmaan me udti hai par Bache Zameen par deti hai?
Santa: Airhostess !


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Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle. Policeman gives hand to stop. 
Santa shouted: Oye pagal, pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega?

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Teacher: U call ur mother as MUM... what'll u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sister?
Santa's son: Mini Mum & Maxi Mum! 

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Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?

Preeto: I clean the toilet.
Banta: How does that help?
Preeto: I use ur toothbrush.

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Three friends after exam.
Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

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Boss: I'm giving u driver's job. Starting salary Rs. 3000, is it OK ?Santa: 
U R great sir! Starting salary is Ok but how much is DRIVING salary?

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Santa to wife: Did u hav any boy friend before marriage?
Wife remain silent.
Santa: Main is khamoshi ko kya samjhu?
Wife: Bewakoof ginan tan de.


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Santa-Bus stand jane k kitne paise?
Rikshawala: 10 RsSanta: 
2Rs mein chalega to theek hai
Rikshawala: 2Rs mein kaun le k jayega?
Santa: Peeche baith main lekar jata hoon.

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Santa kissed his girl friend in the park. Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle..
Santa: Don't worry darling, I'm already married.


**********   
Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.
Banta: Wow, Kab?
Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko.


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 Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Jeeto: Aise kyo kah rahe ho?
Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi 1 rasta hai!


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Nurse- Congrats: Apke jurwa bete hue hain.
Santa: Ye to hona hi tha.Nurse- Kyon? 
Santa: Jab dekho KBC PART-2 dekhti rahti thi, Mil gaya na UMEED SE DUGNA

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Rude SMS

Roses are red, violets are blue, 
I was born smart & handsome,
but what the hell happend to you? 


************* 


3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... 
one was caught watching tv ... 
another playing football and the
third one was caught reading 
this txt message.....


************* 


Today its cool to have small cars and small  computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small
penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!! 


************* 


Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
I'm new in town, can you give me 
directions to your flat?  


************* 
Your network tariff has changed! 
Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size. The smaller
the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls! 

************* 


How Dogs and Women are alike?
Neither believe that silence is golden,
Neither can balance a checkbook &
Both put too much value on kissing.....


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f I were to
make a dictionary
CUTE=you
SWEET=you
THOUGHTFUL=you
GOOD LOOKING=you
GORGEOUS=you
LIAR=me!


************ 
I bet when u go 2 de zoo u have 2 buy 2 tickets
1 to get in & another to get out....


************ 
If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don’t hesitate
JUST SLAP yourself....
 
*********** 
Make love to ur girlfriend on Valentine day.
She’ll give u good news on Mothers day &
U’ll have a child on children`s day.
Don’t try this on everybody.
Coz U’ll have bad news on Dec 1


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Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. 
Can you also make me sexy? If you can't 
make me sexy, please make all my friends fat.

**********

Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and 
a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means 
tat the show is over but when u pull a panty 
the show begins.. 


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Today is the birthday of Donald Duck..
Wish him happy birthday and send this
sms to every cartoon as i did….. 


************ 
Can we do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly

“MOSQUITO” 


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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl’s empty,
And so is your head....


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When I was young I begged God for a 
bike, but God does not work that way... 
so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness! 


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Nature is a miracle. One million years ago 
no one knew people would wear glasses
but our ears are at the right spot..... 

************* 

Shes down on her knees,

Eager to please,Wid a throb of his

nob in her gob,Wid a tingle in his

belly,his legs turn to jelly

cos shes doin a good job! 

*************

Today its cool to have small 

cars and small computers.Soon

it will be cool to have a small

penis too.then you my friend

will be THE MAN!

***********

terey chehray pai udasi ankho main nami hai

national namak istamal kar tuhgai iodine ki kami hai..

************

Jin:kia hukam hay mere aaqa?

Aaqa:yaar mera ail kaam kar mere ghar se

america tak road bana day.

Jin:aaqa boht muskil kaam hai rastay main samandar hai

koi aur kaam batao.

AAqa:mari biwi ko mera furmaburdar bana day.

Jin:aaqa road single banani hai ya double? 

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In Ramayana, Ravana had 20 eyes 

but he looked only 1 girl,ie, Sita.... 

But GOD gave u 2 eyes and u r

looking 200 girls per day... 

So think who is the real RAVANAN..

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2 doctors r ready to operate an mental

person but the problem is that the 

operation has not yet started because

the mental person is reading this message..

************

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous,

good-looking,

nice friends, charming, funny, well...

Enough about ME!

How about you? 

*************

One out of four people is a chinese. If your father
your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.


*************
 
Main Apni Chahat Ko Shehr Mein Ruswa Nahi Karta
Muhabbat Main Bhi Karta Hin, Magar Charcha Nahi Karta,
Jo Mujhse Milnay Aa Jaye, Main Uska Dil Se Khadim Hon,
Jo Uth K Jana Chahay Main Usay Rokha Nahi Karta..


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Ab teri yaad se wehshat nahin hoti mujh ko
Zakhm Khulte Hain Aziyat Nahin Hoti mUjh ko
Ab koi ayy chala jaye mein khush rehta hun
Ab kisi shakhs ki adat nahin hoti mujh ko




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So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.


*************
 If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,
Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey.


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ladka ek ladki ke saath baitha tha.
2Nd day doosri ladki ke saath dekha gaya.
3Rd day koi aur ladki thi.
4Th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha.
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hai, ladke nahi badaltey!


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How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa
And then…..
Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?


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 Year 1963
……
………
……….
……….. Aug 3rd,
…..
…….
……….
…….. Evening, 07:48
—
—
—-
—-
… KUCH NAHI HUA THA.
Chalo apna kaam karo!
Sara din sms padte rahte ho!!


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Shaam hote hii yeh dil udaas hota hai,
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai,
Tumahari yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai,
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..


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RUDE HAIN WO KUCH IS TARAH KI
UNKA MIAL BHI ANNA BAND HO GAYA
KYA PATA HAMSE KOI KHATA HUI
YA KOI AUR DOST UNKE KARIB HO GAYA

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andhere mei rasta banana mushkil hota hai
tufan mei deepak jalana mushkil hota hai
DOSTI kisi se bhi karna muskil nahi
isse bas nibhana mushkil hota hai

*************
 

Jo Hadse Na Guzar Jaye Wo Pyar Hi Kya
Jo Pyar Karnepe Majbur Na Karde Wo Ikrar Hi Kya.
Intezar To Sab Karte He,
Saanse Tutne Tak Jo Sath Na De Wo Yaar Hi Kya!!

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 AAP ki DOSTI mein KHUD ko MEHFOOZ mante hai,

HUM DOSTON mein AAP ko sabse AZEEZ mante hai,

AAP ki DOSTI ke SAAYE mein rehte hai,

HUM AAP ko KHUDA ka diya TABEEZ mante hai.


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Kamaal tere nakhrey,
kamaal tera style hai,
Muh dhoney ki tameez nahin
Aur haath mey mobile he

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A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

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 For pepsi "shahrukh"

For coke "aamir"
 

For mirinda "vivek"


For fanta "rani"


& For Thums Up "Akshay"


Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!

*************
  Plz don't read this

Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?

Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
  dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!

*************
  
Main Apni Chahat Ko Shehr Mein Ruswa Nahi Karta
Muhabbat Main Bhi Karta Hin, Magar Charcha Nahi Karta,
Jo Mujhse Milnay Aa Jaye, Main Uska Dil Se Khadim Hon,
Jo Uth K Jana Chahay Main Usay Rokha Nahi Karta..


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Ab teri yaad se wehshat nahin hoti mujh ko
Zakhm Khulte Hain Aziyat Nahin Hoti mUjh ko
Ab koi ayy chala jaye mein khush rehta hun
Ab kisi shakhs ki adat nahin hoti mujh ko
 
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Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliaaan thi
Sab log usey Akbar bulate the, Kyo?
Socho!

Thoda aur….
..
.
.Nahi pata kya
Kyonki Akbar uska Naam tha


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Romantic SMS

Cute Love Story.
Boy: Hey I’ve got two words to say.
Girl: What?
Boy: I LOVE U
Girl: Huh.. Isn’t that 3 words?
Boy: No! Because (U) And (I) Are One:-)


**********
 
U'll always be mine, 4 now & 4 ever, 
U'll always be mine. Pls tell me its true, 
pls be mine 4 ever, I'll always always
love you!



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Riddles SMS

WHICH MOUSE HAS ONLY TWO LEGS???
GUESS,
GUESS,
NAHI PATA OKY 
THE ANS-MICKEY MOUSE HA HA HA HA....

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4 Letter Word
what 4 letter word starts with f and ends with k
and if a man can't get it he uses his hands?
>>>fork<<<

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Relations SMS

Zindgi me apki "EHMIYAT" Bata nhi sakty.
Dil me apki "JAGA" dikha nhi sakty.
Kuch RISHTAY bohat "ANMOL" hoty he.
Is se ziada HuM AAPko samjha nhi sakty.....

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Hamesha Yaad Rakho K,,
Rishtay Khoon k Nahi Hotay,,
Rishtay Ehsas k Hotay Hain…
Agar Ehsas ho to Ajnabi Bhi Apne,,
Agar Ehsas Na ho to Apne Bhi Ajnabi…

*************

Commitment doesn’t mean sticking to a person
when you don’t have any option,
it means keeping a relation with someone
even though you ve lots of options....

*************

Good Relations doesn?t need
any promises any terms or conditions.
it just need two wonderful people.
One cool like me.
one sweet like u....

**************

A beautiful quote :- "A little bit of jealousy
in a relationship is good... It is always nice
to know that someone is afraid of losing you...!! :)

***********


Is dil ki ek 'condition' jisme nhe kisi ko 
'permision' sirf ap jaise dost ko hai 'admision' 
woh bhi bina 'donation' so just maintain
sweet 'relation'.

************


every relation,a small mistake can change its
entire meaning,MISSING LETTER 'T' in 
TRUST can RUST the relation! so always 
trust n ur frnz......

*************


Absence can make the heart grow fonder 
and the urge to meet stronger, but too long
an absencecan fade the memory and weaken 
the relation.... so keep in touch....

*************


Relationships are very precious, takecare of them,
because it is most painful for you,
when a person "U Know" becomes,
a person
"U Knew"..!

*************


Rishte aur Raaste k bich ek ajeeb sambandh hai.
Kabhi rishte nibhate nibhate raaste kho jate hai,
Kabhi raasto pe chalte chalte rishte ban jate hai...

*************


Go SMS go to my sister.... Don?t Make Nois
e .. If she is Busy.. Don?t say anything,
If she is free then say UR Brother Miss U....

**************


5 reasons we should hv strng relations with each other :
1.?
2.?
3.?
4.?
5.?
never search 4 reasons.Good Relations don't need reasons.

*************


Relations require real effort. even when every
one of us is busy with our own lives. A simple
sms reminds eachother that you are not forgotten...

*************


How 2 grow strong relation?
Pick da GOOD HEART,
Plant it in a pot of TRUST,
Water wid EMOTIONS,
Add some FAITH,
Remove MISUNDERSTANDINGS,&
Nourish wid Love...

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“Value of relation”
is not that how much you feel happy with some one . .
But it is that
how much some one feels ALONE without you!

*************

Rishte sirf wo nahi jo jaan dete hai. Rishte 
sirf wo nahi jo muskaan dete hai. Sache
rishte to wo hai jo paani me gira aansu
bhi pehchan lete hai.....

*************

"some Relation's r like tom & jerry.
They tease each other, they knock down 
each other but, they irritate each other but 
they event cant live without each other"......

**************


Rishte kanch ki tarah hote hai,Tutane par
chubte hai,Hatelipar Sambhalkar rakhna inhe,
Kyun ki ye tutne me pal aur jodane me barso 
lagate hai.....



*************

Bina kahe jo sab kuch keh jate hai,Bina kasur
jo sab kuch seh jate hai,Dur reh kar bhi jo apna
farz nibhate hai,Wo hi rishte To"APNE" Kehlate Hai..

*************


Relationship is lyk Tajmahal:
Everybody vil wonder hw beautiful it is.
But nobody can undrstand hw difficult it ws to build..!!


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RISHTE TO SABHI ANMOL HOTE HE, 
PAR ISE AHMIYAT KUCH ACCHE LOG
DETE HE,DIL TO SABHI KO DETA HE KHUDA, 
PAR ISME JAGAH KUCH AAP JAISE LETE HAI...

***************

Relationship is not the thing to hold 1's hand
when thousands are with you. But when 
thousands are against you....

***************

Value of relation is not that how much one
feels happy with someone but it is the emptyness
that one feel without someone....

*************

Relationship is like Tajmahal-
Everybody wonders how beautiful it is!
But nobody can understand how difficult 
it was to build & maintain!!

*************


My sweetest memory - UR msg!
My biggest sadness - The distance!
My biggest hope - i will see you soon!
My strongest prayer - our relation continues 4ever.

*************

Some relations never demand personal presence!
Its d confidence in d relation which assures dat 
wen needed d person will always b vd u!!

*************


A beautiful relationship doesnt depend on how
gud understanding we have vd someone!
It depends on how well we avoid misunderstandings!!

*************


Many relation will come in to life just as rain on ocean.. 
But only some will take the best place like the drop which
fortunately becomes pearl...!!

************


A relationship is a two way street. 
It's never all your fault or the other 
persons. You go into the relationship 
together and work through it all together.


***********

Sweet Roses are Easy to Catch,
Sweet Words are Easy to Speak...
But Sweet relations R hard 2 get....
But My Good Luck, I got U..

************

Share A Heart Which Never Break,
Share A Smile Which Never Hurts,
Give A Touch Which Never Pains,
Maintain A Relationship Which Never Ends.



*************

sharing the lovely relationship not only depends
on d spoken wordsbut it also depends on
understanding dunspoken words…

************

relationships does not get closer by meeting,
its sweentend by thoughts, i care for u in my 
own way,u will never know, perheps 
i will never show....

***********


Our Relationship is like a book, it may take 
few seconds to burn but years to write. 
Write it carefully and never let it burn.

************


Some relations never demand personal presence.
Its d confidence in d relation which makes u aware 
dat wen u need a frd, I'm always with u!!


************

A relationship is a two way street.
It's never all your fault or the other persons. 
You go into the relationship together and work
through it all together.....

************


a relation is sweet when it is new...but it is
sweeter when it is true !But you know what...
its sweetest when its with u..


*************

Some relations never demand personal presence.
Its d confidence in d relation which makes u aware
dat wen u need a frd, I'm always with u!! :-)

**************

A relation is when sum 1 hurts u,u dont hurt back...
When sum 1 shouts at u,u dont shout back...
But when sum 1 needs u,u always come back...:-)

************


People who we have met throughout our life,
Become a part of the person who we are today.
We learn and we grow from the relationships;
Each one touching us, in it’s own special way....



*************

if u r interested in building a stable relationship
then u need to make sure that u admire each 
others personalities and minds.....


*************

Good heart & good nature are 2 
diffrent things;Good heartcan win
many relationships, But good nature
can sustain life long relationship.....


**************

Hugs r to pull two people together,but why is
dat u can never see d other person's expression
wen it happens? Coz sum great moments r meant 2 b felt.

*************


Learn thet wisdom of Compromise. 
It is better to bend a Little rather 
then to Break Any Relationship forever...

***************


relationships does not get closer by meeting,
its sweentend by thoughts, i care for u in my
own way,u will never know, perheps i will never show.

************


sharing the lovely relationship not only depends 
on d spoken wordsbut it also depends on 
understanding dunspoken words…
good evening……


*************

A good relation does not depend
on'how good undersanding we have'..
but,it depends on'how better we avoid
misunderstandings'.....

*************

Relationships are like steplings a paper,
its easy to attach, but difficult to deattach
and if you try to deattach ,it leaves the paper damaged.

*************

Don't Wait Until Its 2 Late 2 Tell Some1..
How Much U Love.
How Much U Care.
bCoz When They'll Go Out
No Matter How Loud U Shout & Cry
They Wont Hear U aNy More..


*************

A True Relationship iz not like the Rain which pours and goes away,
A True Relationship iz like the Air sometimes Silent but always around u.

*************

Distances never separate any relation,
time never builds any relation.
If feelings r true 4rm heart,
then friends r always friends forever..


*************

The "Rain" may cover the

"Sun" but we know that the

"Sun" never forgets to shine,

just like u.I may not even see u often.

But you always "Shine" in my Prayers.

Bcz Of Our Relation

*************

If SoMeOnE AsKs Me What is FRIENDSHIP"I wOuLd SiT nExT TO yOu, PuLL YoU aLL CloSe tO Me, PuT mY ArMs ArOuNd YoU aNd sAy pRoUdLy,

  "DiS Is

       FRIENDSHIP,

*************

Dil ka Rishta hai hamara,

Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumahra,

Her yaad me hai chehra tumahra,

SMS nahi to kya hua Zindagi bhar saath nibhane ka wada hai hamara.

()"""()

( ' ,' )

""" hey u..!

Yes u...

The cute one

Holdin dis phone!

Jus wntd 2 say

I'm cuter dan u.!

*************

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& ä

GÖLDÉN

SÜN SÉT.

Bé happy,

its

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däy for you..

Very GÖÖD MörninG.

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"Kudrat ke karismo me agar raat na hoti, khwabo me bhi unse mulaqat na hoti,ye dil har ek gam ki wajah hai,ye dil hi na hota to koi baat na hoti..."

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'iF mY vOiCe cAnNoT rEaCh U..mY pRaYeRs will always B there with U,.....take care.. GOO

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Relation are not an Exam to Pass or Fail, or its not a Competition to Win or Lose.
Its a Feeling You Care for Someone More than Yourself.

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Khubsurat sa 1 pal kissa bn jata hai, jane kb kon zindgi ka hissa bn jata hai, kuch log zindgi me milte hain aise, jin se kbhi na tutne wala rishta ban jata Hai

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Hamesha Yaad Rakho K,,

Rishtay Khoon k Nahi Hotay,,

Rishtay Ehsas k Hotay Hain…

Agar Ehsas ho to Ajnabi Bhi Apne,,

Agar Ehsas Na ho to Apne Bhi Ajnabi…

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RISHTE TO SABHI ANMOL HOTE HE, PAR ISE AHMIYAT KUCH ACCHE LOG DETE HE,DIL TO SABHI KO DETA HE KHUDA, PAR ISME JAGAH KUCH AAP JAISE LETE HAI

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U konw what???

any realationship should be

Partial like mirror...

strong like concret,

colourful like rainbow,

and ideal like 'U and ME'

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To love without condition,
To talk without intention,
To give without reason,
To care without expectation,
Is the art of true relation

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Hey Sis,
When the world goes dark,
Stars are there…
When the journey breaks up,
Hope is there…
When the entire world is vanished,
And you feel left alone…
Tilt your head and look beside you,
Will bring you comfort feeling of
Care and affection molds on you,
As your Brother is always beside you

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Zindgi ki kitab k kuch panne hote hai,
Kuch apne, Kuch begane hote hain.
Pyar se savwar jati hai zindgi,
Bas Pyar se rishte nibhane hote hai.

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Muskurahat ka koi MOL nahi hota,
Kuch Rishto ka koi TOL nahi hota,
Waise DOST to mil jate hai RASTE pe par har koi aapki tarah 'ANMOL' nahi hota....

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": :-'!'-: :" Butterflies always find their way to something sweet. This 1 found u.
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": :-'!'-: :" Butterflies always find their way to something sweet. This 1 found u.

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()"" ') I need
( , Ö ) 2 ask u
(,,)'¥')something!

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((")' ) But i'm
(/"(,,) shy!

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((")("))
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I M VERY CUTE NA.

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A lady to another lady:jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise? She says: wo kabhi -kabhi sorry mangne aa jate hai.

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keep this locket safe as it contains our photo. Proof of our Frndship..

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Tum Kya Jano Kya Hoti Hai Tanhai,Is Tutte Hua Patte Se Puch Kya Hoti Hai Judai,Yu Bewafai Ka ilzam Na De Zalim,Is Waqt Se Puch Ki Kis Waqt Teri Yaad Nahi Ayee.

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Unki muskaan hamari kamzori hai,unhe keh nahi pana hamari majburi hai,vo kyon nahi samajhte hamari khamoshi ko ,kya khamoshi ko zubaan dena zaruri hai.....

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Zndagi ne khushiyon ko pukara hai,Sada muskurao tum,Tumhara har gam hamara hai,Phul khilte rahe jevan me tumhare,Kanto k liye daaman hamara hai.

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Zindagi mein kabhi to Hame yaad karoge, Mehfil mein nahin to tanhai mein fariyaad karoge, Humsa na mila na milega koi dost, tab apni kismat pe naaz karoge.

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 Yun hi aankhon se aansu bahte nahin,Kisi aur ko hum apna kahte nahin.Ek tum hi ho jo zindgi main ruk se gaye,Varna rukne ke liye hum kisi se kahte nahin..

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Mumkin nahi shayad kisi ko samaj pana , samjhe bina kisi se kya dil lagana, aasan hai kisi ko pyar karna, bahut mushkil hai kisi ka pyar pana........

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Meri har khata pe naraz na hona. apni pyari si muskan kabhi na khona.sukun milta hai dekhkar apki muskan ko.mujhe maut bhi aye to kabhi na rona :-)

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Good Relations......

doesn't need any promises any terms or conditions

it just need two wonderful people

one sweet like me ...:-)

one Cool like u;-)

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Dimag jiska ICE, Jivan uska Nice; Dil Jiska Pure, Saflta

Mile Sure; Nazar Jiski Clear, Wo Ho Sabka Dear; Aisa Kaun or
Kahan........ Are "MAIN HOON NA".

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Sabandh apna sachvay evu karjo,

Vafana fulo na karmay evu karjo,

Ochi mulakato ma bandhi 6 dosti,

Pn jindagi bhar na bhulay evu karjo

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Saga-vhala shabd aam to sathe bolay 6,
Pn duniya ma avar navar evu najre pade 6 k,
Je saga hoi e vhala nathi hota ne j vhala hoi e saga nathi hota..!


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