Riddles SMS

WHICH MOUSE HAS ONLY TWO LEGS???
GUESS,
GUESS,
NAHI PATA OKY 
THE ANS-MICKEY MOUSE HA HA HA HA....

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4 Letter Word
what 4 letter word starts with f and ends with k
and if a man can't get it he uses his hands?
>>>fork<<<

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How do you call a woman who looses

90% of her intelligence ??

a widow !!!!! 

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What happens when the 

earth turn 30 times faster?...

You get your salary every day 

and all women bleed dead!!! 

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Twist ur mind! Solve it:

+ 1/2 o...if u find d ans thn tel me..

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1 Larka 1 Larki Na Woh Shauhar-

B.V Na Woh Bhai-Behen Na Woh 

Maa-Beta Larki Ka Susar, Larkay 

K Susar Ka Baap Hai. To Larki

Larkay Ka Kya Rishta Banta hai?

Its Challenge For You. 

Answer: Saas-Damaad.....

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R u Fed Up With 4Ward Msgs..Read This

One 'erac ekat' 'etin dug' 'zmrd teews'

'llew peels' Dis Is Not a Fwd Msg..

This Is a Bckwd Msg..

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Choose any no. And write d name of Prsn u like

111 222 333 444 555 666 Name compulsary. 

I will tell their feeling for u.. 111- luves u

222-friendship 333-he'She is ur sweet heart 

444-good pairs 555-want u forever 666-luves

forever..!

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Phool Main Phool,
Phool Jama Phool,
Phool Daar Phool,
Phool Hoon Phool.

Ab isko lafz 'PHOOL' k bagair parho...

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Har bag me 7 billi aur har billi k 7 bacche. 

To batao sabke milakar kitne legs hue? 

It's challengs 4 u....do reply

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"OTFBHFEONGFOA"

uper Diye Huye Words Main Se

O, B, F

Delete Kar Den.

just for you.....

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Agar dimag h to ans do,Ek ladka ek Ladki ke

Pas se Gujrte samay bola.1191919,135?Ladki

boli, 1415.Un dono me kya baat hui.It is

Challeng for you .Reply now..

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Wo Kon C Sabzi Hai jiska pahla Lafz 

Kat De To 1 kimti Cheeze Ka Naam 

OR Last kat De TO Sweet DISH OR 

dono kat dai to 1 Ladki ka naam ban jata hai?

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Choose any soap..
i'l tel ur nature..
1.lux
2.hamam
3.pears
4.lifeboy
5.margo
6.dettol
7.liril
8.dove
9.medimix
10.vivel

rply mst..m waiting!

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Some try to hide, some try to cheat, 

but time will show, we always will meet.
Try as you might, to guess my name, 

I promise you'll know, when you I do claim.

Who am I?

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100 ke chutte karo jisme 10 ka note na ho.

aur note sirf das ho. agar smart ho to rpy 

karna. no rpl means no smartness.....

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259 x(ur age)x 39 =???
Just try.
U will be getting an interesting result.
Just try it.....

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Try this magic
go to
WRITE MSG
select
DICTIONARY T9
Ab Screen ko aik hath se 

chupalo aur yeh key press karo
4164771968
aur magic dekho.....

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1 sawal jo apki nind uda de,dimag he to javab do:

wo kya chiz hai jo saal me1bar mahine me2 bar 

hafte me4 bar or din me 6bar ati hai? Its A challenge..

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Dimag Hai To Jawab do,Konsa kam Hai Jo

1 GENTS Apni Puri Zindgi Me 1Bar karta hE,

Par Wahi kaam 1 LADIES Roz karti Hai?.

{soch k answr de dena) ITS challenge. 

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ab edit karke 7or9 ko delete kar do phir dekho mera zadu....

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ind me iam 7 letter word.You use me daily.

My 5,6,7 letter increase each year for all.My 

3,4 letters are same.My 3,2,5 letters covers 75%

of world.What I am?.Find me. Ans.Message...

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This cat is dog the rat best cow way pig to

fox keep lion a wolf fool horse busy deer for

ape a tiger minute...Ha ha he Now read

again without the animals...

 

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I'm 7 letter city name,
My 234 letter is a bird,
713 is cool,
1274 is a part of face,
4713 is way of saying GUD!!
4=5..
If u r a Genius, reply!!

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Ek___ ladki bajar me ___ lene 

gayi aur ek __ aurat se takrakar

uski sari___ gir gayee.

Is 4 khali jagah mein ek hi word aayega.
socho aur batao...(challenge)

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boy and girl going in bus larki bus sa 

utri aur apna number diya
'2472742'.larka na name poucha to larki 

bole number ma he name hai guess her name..

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What happens when a man is in the water

up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his 

comprehension.....

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Why are men happy when they finish 

a puzzle in two months time..... 

Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.

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Try to SOLVE
What it means:

R+CAT+SHOE-
RAT+SUN-CHOSE
+MOON+I-NOON+
GOAL+T-GOAT-U+E?

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Jo log Dard ko Samjet hai Wo kbi dard ki wazah nhi batate
Aur Jo Log Sachi Mohbat Kret Hai
Wo Dard Sehna Tu Jante Hai Pr Drd
Dena Nhi Jante....

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(13*13*13)=?
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think
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think deeply?
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not getting.
answer is “suroor”
tera(13)* tera(13)* tera(13)=suroor.

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Kya Ap Panchvi Pass Se Tez Hain?
_2_|_6_|_4_
_1_|_5_|_7_
_3_|_8_|_9_
In Numbers Ko Is Trha Arrange Kren K Js Traf Se B Add Kren To 15 Answer Aae..!

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In This World,
We Have Only POSTMEN !
But, No POSTWOMEN !
Why??
Think !
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Yes
B’coz, They Take 9 Months 4 One DELIVERY

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Hi,
Today is “Ada pe Fida” day.
So tell me my one ada jispe aap ho fida.
Send Dis msg to all ur friends and
check out different opinions about u.

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 interesting confusions:

1. Can you cry under water.?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty.?
3. Why dont birds fall out of trees, when they sleep.?
4. What do you call a male lady bird.?
5. Why is it called building, when it is already built.?
6. When they say dog food is new n improved in taste. Who tastes it.?

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If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be?
-ID
-Money
-Picture
-Credit card
-Coins
-Calling card
-Letter?
?Answer is given after your reply. Reply is must!

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 Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai ?

Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai.......?


I am waiting for answer if u r genious....

Baap apna naam wapis laita hai bcoz wife husband k name apnay saath use karti hai

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Wo KyA ChEeZ HaI JiSeY ApP DaI (RiGhT) HaTh Se ChOo LeTe HaI MaGaR BaI (LeFt) Se ChOoNa Na MuMkIn HaI ?

ItS VeRy EaZy


Koni

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