an optimist sees the oportunity in every difficulty......
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wo kya hai jo her 15 din mai rog bada ho
jata hai, or her 15 din mai chota hota hai.....?
tell me soon.....
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kuch sawal...
1..ek din ki zindagi mile to kya mangoge?
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2..maut samne ho to kya cha ho ge?
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3..zakham dene wala dost ban jaye to kya karoge?
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4..agar dil me koi shaq ho to kya karoge?
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5..dost or pyar me pehli pasand konsi?.
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6..kal agar me samne aajau to kya karoge?.
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........reply all questions-------
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Shadi Shuda Mard Ko Kon C
Orat ziada Achi lagti Hai?
!
!
!
Hamsaye Ki. . .
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Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai?
Kyun K Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti. . . .
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i3 9|\ 3 /|3 i (9″ i3 i3
i3 9| 3 \9/ 3 | i9 ,9,)3 ,3,)
9i,,3,i9
edit main jao
or
tamam
3 or 9 ko
mitado. Dekho kia banta hai...
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Two person on Death Bed.
Ek wo jise ap PYAR karte ho &
ek wo jo Apko PYAR karta ho,
and U can save only ONE.
Whom would u like to save?
(REPLY WITH REASON)
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Agar har dil pyar karta hai
to log issey burra kyun samjhatey hein?
Agar pyar mein taqat hoti hai
to log izhar sey kyun dartey hein?
Agar pyar k koi mazhab naheen hota
to log mehboob ko sirf apna kyun kehtey hein?
Reply Guys.....
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Maths Magic
Multiply ur date of Birth with 2
add 840 in answer.
now divide by 2
subtract ur date of birth from answer.
and answer represent ur personality.
Try it. It is True.........
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“MLOFAKUEO”
In Alphabats Ko Sahi Terteeb De Kr
English Ka Word Banta He
Jisko Sucha Pyar Krne Wala Hi Bana Sakta Hy
Its A Big Chalenge4u....
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If You Really Love Someone
Arrange This Words In The Correct Sequence..
Love/ Ever/ You/ Hate/ Me/ Like/
Heart/ For/ If/ You/ Never/ In/ Life.
Rply Is Must ;->
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Who Are The Two Brothers
Who Live On Opposite Sides
Of The Road Yet Never See Each Other?
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Celebrate
“yaaD” DAY !!
“Woh meri kon c baat hai jo apko meri yaad dilati hai?
Reply me…
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YA13T IW nA22A
A13T IW Jib
@
@
@
read it in a mirror…!!
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Andhay ki Bewi ko behra Bhaga kai lai gaya.
Aur Goongay nai dekh liya
.
.
.
..
Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye
kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ?
Its Challenge for u Ans it ?
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Dimag hay To Jawab do:-
Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???
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Aik couple kahin ja raha hota hay,
k police unhain rook laiti hay and
larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay ?
Larka jawab daita hay,
“iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai”
batain,larkay ka larki say kia rishta howa?
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“A” ki biwi “B”, “B” ki bhabhi “C”, “C” ki beti “V”,
“V” ke dada”G”,”G” ki biwi “K”, “K” ki beti “T”,
to batao “A” Aur “T” ka kya rishta hai….
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Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI
&
SUNAMI ?
Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,
SUNAMI is Total Wash.!
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Hurry up, Fill in the blanks with “HAAN” or “NAHIN”
1. ______ main insaan nahin hoon.
2. ______ main hi chor hoon.
3. ______ mera koi ilaz nahin hai.
4. ______ main hi idiot hoon
Let me see who is brave !!!
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Answer this and prove that u r intelligent
Black is a colour
White is also a color
But Black&White T V is not a colour T V!!
WHY?
Answer It!
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Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENSE Nhi Hota?
Khud Soch K Niche Answer Dekhna!
Yar Khud Soch,
Socho
Yar
Socho
Ans:SCREW DRIVER,
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AGAR APNE KABHI KISI SE SACHCHAPYAR KIYA HE TO IS GANE KO COMPLET KRO.
K___N _O __H__T___G_ _T ___I_AJ___NT__S__ S____ H__.PROOF UR TRUE LOVE ITS CHALLANG 4 U
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EK BAAP NE APNI BETI KO GIFT DIYA AUR KAHA KI BHOOKH LAGE TO KHA LENA, PYAS LAGE TO PEE LENA AUR THUND LAGE TO JALA LENA, BATAO GIFT KYA THA
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2 SAWAIO KE JAWAB DO.....
1) MATAR,TAMATAR TISRI SBZI KA NAAM JISME "TAR" HO 2) KABUTAR,TEETAR TISRA PANCHI JISKE NAAM KE LAST ME "TAR" HO.
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ek parinde ko machalise pyar ho gaya wo dono mile to kaise?machali pani chod nahi sakati aur parinda pani me ja nahi sakta.
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asi sabji ka naam batao jiska pehla word kate to kisi kimit cheez ka naam, or last word kate to kisi sweet ka or dono word kate to kisi ladki ka
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fill up for me
name for me:
truth abt me:
word for me:
song for me:
line for me:
lyk in me:
hate in me:
suggestion for me:
plz fill dis i`ll wait..
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Govt. of America has introduced a new rule:
"Good Looking people should be thrown out of the country!!!"
You are safe....Where should i hide?????
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2+5=11 Kaise huwa
Can u think k2+5=11
kaise aye?
Socho-Socho
Nahi maluum?
Thoda aur dimag lagao
Abhi bhi nahi?
OK let me tell u k
kaise aye
Are buddhu
itna bhi nahi jante..
“GALTI SE
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U know what is ISHQ???Ill tell U. Its PEPSI. P=Pyaar E=Ehsaas P=Pagalpan S=Sabar I=Imtihaan... Ab ISHQ sirf Rs.8/- mein...Enjoy ISHQ...Oye!!!Babli... ....
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3 friend hotal main lunch kerny gy aur bill 75 rupees bana 3 dosto nay 25 25 25 rupess dy diy then hotal manager ny 70 rupess rhak ker 5 rupess waiter ko wapis dy diy
so waiter nay 1 1 1 rupea 3 friends ko a ker dy dia aur 2 rupes app rhak liye mutlab 3 friends nay 24+24+24rupees bill dia so 24+24+24=72+2 rupess waiter ky total=74 bany aik rupia kidher gya answer me any person challange
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1. Badsha Ne Qameez Kyun Nahi Pehni?
2. Gosht Kyun Nahi khaya?
Qameez ka _____ nahi tha,
Gosht ____ nahi tha.
1.Wazeer Ne parda kyun nahi Silwaya?
2.Murga Kyun nahi Khareda?
Parda ____ nahi tha,
Murga ____ nahi tha.
1.Shehzadi Ne Halwa kyun Nahi Khaya?
2.Kahani Kyun nahi Parhi?
Halway kay Saath ____ nahi thi,
Kahani ____ Nahi thi.
Reply Fast.
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Solve dis!
A boy forgot his
pin-code which was of 5 digits,
but luckily he remembered some hints how to 2 remind that password,
here are those clues.
1.first digit is equal to the square of second digit
2.second plus 3rd digit are equal to 10
3.4th digit equal to the 2nd digit plus 1
4.5th plus 3rd digit make 14
5.sum of all the five digit make 30.
Find the pin code
Let see how is your math...? ;->
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One Car Rs 4
One Bike 50 Paisa
One Cycle 25 Paisa
Purchase 20 Vehicals in 20rs,
It is necessary to purchase every thing at-least one.
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Batain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or Chabi dono ata hain.?
It's A Challenge
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1.Wo Konsi Cheez Hai Jo Kheenchne
Se Choti Hoti Hai?
2.Woh Konsa Janwar Hai Jis K Kaan Nhn
Per Sunta Hai, Dant Nhn Per Katta Hai?
3. Asad Abdullah Ka Baap Hai.
Asad Abdullah K Baap Ka______ Hai?
4.Ek Ganja Chor Chori Karne Ata Hai
Sub Kch Ley Jata Hai Per
Ek Cheez Nhn Bolo Kya? ;->
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1- Wo Konsi Jaga Hai Jahan Suraj Ki Kirne Sirf 1 Dafa Pari Ab Qayamt Tak Nahin Paregi.
2- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Khaya Hai Per Piya Kabhi Nahin.
3- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Jhoot Bola Aur Jannat Main Jayega.
4- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Sach Bola Aur Jahannum Main Jayegi.
5- Insan K Jism Main Rooh K Rehne Ki Jagah Kahan Hai.
Its Challenge For All.
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4 Cheezein Aisi hain jo 4 Jaghon main nahi hoti,
Zameen main....
Asmaan main....
Zubaan main....
Quran Pak Main...
Har 1 MAIN 1, 1 CHEEZ NAHI HAI,
Challange 4 All
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I am a thing....
Teachers hate me...
Cow like me...
Monkey eats me...
I am a 9 letter word
hints 4 u
_ o _ _ m _ _ y _
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Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya.
Aur Goongay nai dekh liya
.
.
.
..
Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye
kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ?
Its Challenge for u Ans it ?
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