You Are Special SMS

REMEMBER,many people in this world r 
better than u, many are worse than u,but 
none is as u.stay special because you are
really special.....

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Lovely people are most precious, so no 
mater how rarely I msg you, u would alwaz 
be remembrd, not only for 2day, but thrughout 
my life...!

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Yaad SMS

Saath Humara pal bhar ka sahi,
par woh pal aise jaise koi kal nahi
rahe zindagi mein shayad phir milna humaara
par mehekti rahengi tumhari yaadein humare sang sahi..... 

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aap to chand ho jise sab yaad karte hai,
humari kismat to sitaro jaisi hai,
yaad karna to door...log apani khwahish k liye bhi
humare tootne ka intezar karte hai...... 

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Wish SMS

Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein
hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein
kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapko
dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko..... 

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WISH 4 U
GREAT START 4 SUNDAY
NO OBSTACLES 4 MONDAY
NO STRESS 4 TUESDAY
NO WORRY 4 WEDNESDAY
SMILE 4 THURSDAY
PARTY 4 FRIDAY
GREAT FUN 4 SATURDAY
‘HAVE A GREAT WEEK ALL THE BEST’ 

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Wise SMS

Humans tell the TRUTH in TWO situations:
ONE: to SAVE “WHAT” they are LOSING,
TWO: when they have ‘NOTHING’ to loose....


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If U can solve ur problem, 
then what is need of worrying?
If U cannot solve it, then what 
is the use of worrying.....


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Wisdom SMS

A smile is a curve that can.
Straighten out a lot of things.....

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life is short! if you dont look 
around once in a while you
might miss it.....

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Wife SMS

A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Angry Husband: Do not let the animal in me come out!
Wife: who is scared of a mouse......


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She is the apple of my eye
The reason that I live
She is all that I could wish for
My heart to her I give......


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Weekend SMS

Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday
Thankful Thursday
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday,
Sweetest Sunday.

Happy Weekend......


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Hey, have a wonderful week end.
Can you smell Friday?
I tell ya . . .. It’s Friday!!!
I can smell it. . . . the weekend’s getting closer!!!
Keep going . .. it’s nearly the weekend
Put your hands in da air and wave ‘em like 
you just don’t care. . . . 
causeIT’S Friday!
It’s time to do the Friday dance.....


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Change Does Not Happen
When Circumstances
IMPROVE,
Change HAPPENS When
YOU DECIDE to Improve
Your Circumstances.!.
Have a Nice Day
and a Happy Weekend......




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Bright be the road u r walking,
Light be the load u r carrying,
Sweet be the home u r staying,
Happy be the day u r foreseeing
Have a Good Weekend.....


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7 is very great number .....
because 7 days make week ,
7 colours make rain bow,
7 rounds make life partner......
but most important is
7 letters make friends.....

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Teacher- Tum late kyun aaye?
Student- Mom-Dad Ladai kar rahe the.
Teacher- Woh ladai kar rahe the par is se tum kyon late ho?
Student- Mera ek joota Mom ke paas tha to doosra Dad ke paas!

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Nice weekend sms
YESTERDAY is HISTORY
TOMORROW is MYSTERY But
TODAY is a gift; we call it PRESENT.
Have a nice weekend.

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Valentines Day SMS

if I could pull down the rainbow,
then I would write
my n my valentine’s name on it
and put it back on its own place
so that the world could see
how colorful is our relation.....


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The Right Moment is really here
for me to tell the 3 little words
I’ve been trying so long
to say BE MY VAENTINE.....


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Memories r treasured
no1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
no1 can heal.
Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone
but i'll remember u
no matter how long.. 


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Dear O Dear, ur not near
but i can hear
dont get fear
Ur memories r here
liv wid cheer
no mere tear
and ur mine forever!  


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On Valentine’s Day, the day of affection,
Our thoughts quickly turn in your direction.
This Valentine poem is meant to show you
How very glad we are to know you!.....


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Valentine’s Day is for expressing affection;
Fond thoughts are coming your way;
We’ve always had a special connection,
So Happy Valentine’s Day! 


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You kept me warm & safe,
held my hand to show me the way,
supported & inspired me through night & day,
Love you in every way.
Missing u on Valentine’s Day..... 


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What is common b/w good friends & Valentine’s?
They fill the heart with love & smiles !
Happy Valentine’s Day to my friend who brightens up so many…


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Thank you for the memories of yesterday,
for the happiness today,
and the promise of all tomorrows!
Happy Valentine’s Day!..... 


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My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color.
Always be there in my life sweetheart.
Happy Valentine’s Day...... 

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FOR THE ONE TO WHOME I LOVE BY 
BOTTOM OF MY HEART JUST SAY 
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
JAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY BUT TODAY 
NOT ONLY GREET UR LUV ONES BUT 
ALSO TELL THEM HOW MUCH U LUV 
THEM!!!!!!!HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
MY DEAR LOVE......

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There's no beter way than a rose to say...
U r just as beautiful and special...
sending U lots of smiles to wish U a 
Happy Valentine's day....!


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JINDAGI KI SAFAR ME,TUM MERI
ANUMOLE SAHARA HO.
A HAPPY VALENTINE DAY...... 

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WHEN I LOOK BACK TO MY LIFE,
YOU BECAME A SPECIAL PART IN
EVERYTHING OF MY LIFE,
I WISH U A HAPPY VALENTINE DAY.
MAY GOD BLESS YOU IN EVERYTHING... 

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February is here,
L0ve is in the air,
Valentines is near,
s0 al u l0ve birds i want u 2 cheer!!
Have a very Hapy Seas0n 0f L0VE In Air!! 

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Don't say we aren't right for each other. 
The way I see it, we're not right for anybody else. 
Be My Valentine! 

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Speaking without egos, 
Loving without intentions, 
Caring without expectations, 
Praying without selfishness is 
the sign of True LOVE.
Happy Valentine day. :-) 

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Even though
We don’t get to be with each other
As much as we’d like…
I wanted to let you know
In the morning… in the night…
U are on my mind… 24 x 7
Happy Valentine Day!


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You're the air that I breath,
You're the words that I read,
You're the light that I see and,
Your love is all that I need.....


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On Valentine's Day we think of those
Who make our lives worthwhile,
Those gracious, friendly people who
We think of with a smile.
I am fortunate to know you,
That's why I want to say,
To a rare and special person:
Happy Valentine's Day.... 

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Usually i send sms 2 people who r.. either
very cute very sweet or very special.. 
but u r an exception coz u r all three.. 
so in this year superefine.. 
be my darling valentine ! 

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Another day another year another smile another
tear another summer awinter too.. there will be
no 1 like U ! Never another! Be my Valentine,dear ! 

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They taught me that 1 hour equals 60 minutes 
and that 1 minute equals 60 seconds, but they
never told me that 1 second without you can
lost for ever.....


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Love is the warmth that fills my heart whenever 
I see your face, it's the comfort I dind in the circle 
of your embrace.... 

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...........TO MY...................
.........VALENTINE...............
....I LOVE YOU SO COMPLEETLY.....
......OUR LOVE IS A DEEP.........
........AS THE ACEAN.............
....AS HIGH AS THE STARS........
.............AND.................
,,,,,,,,,AS SPECIAL,,,,,,,,,,,,
.,.,.,.,.AS THE SKY.,.,.,.,.,.. . 


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All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...

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Sender:Name Missing*
*Number Missing
*Sent:Date missing
*Missing U a lot thats y
everything is missing....
Happy
Valentine's Day!


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Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..! 

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My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME! 

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Every time i miss you, a star falls.
So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone,
its because you made me miss you too much! Happy
Valentine's Day! 

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Set a place for me in your heart and not in 
your mind for the mind easily forgets
but the heart always remembers. I love you....

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If i were a tear in ur eye i would roll down to 
ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i
would never cry as i would be afraid 2 lose u! 

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I would never be tired of you even if I am
with you all day long. In fact I grow to like
you a little more every day. I love you. Happy
Valentine's Day! 

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Sometimes the world gives me so many 
reasons to hate it but whenever it
happens I just stop & think of u n say: 
How can I hate this world when u r a part of 

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U'll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever.
U'll alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure.
U'll always b mine pls tel me its true.
Pls b mine 4everi'll always luv u...! Happy
Valentine's Day!....

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We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You're always in my heart. Happy
Valentine's Day!



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If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. 
My luv for u is strong & brighter
than any light. The way we must go is long but 
we'll win every fight.....

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Let love be the guide to your dreams, let 
love be the light to your heart, let your
love be the reason why somebody else's
heart still continues to beat. Happy
Valentine's Day!

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Another month, another year, another smile, 
another tear, another winter, another
summer too but there will never be another you!

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Luv is like a cloud... luv is like a dream... 
luv is 1 word and everything in
between... luv is a fairytale come true... 
Coz I found luv when I found U.

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When you love someone, it's nothing. 
When someone loves you, it's somthing.
When u luv someone & they luv you back, 
it's everything......

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Valentine a day of love, A time to think 
and a time to ask God are you giving me
my love or not.....

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I send you this gift of a kiss and hug as my 
Valentine gift for you. Wish you all the best 
 and would like to appreaciate your work towards
the love and care you show me..... 

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I wish I would be Tear to take birth
Form your eyes, To run on your checks
and to die on your lips.Be My Valentine....

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U kept me warm & safe, held my hand to
show me the way, supported & inspired me 
through night & day, Luv U in everyway. 
Missing u on Valentine’s Day....

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Without Love -- days are sad day, moan day,
tears day, waste day, thirst day,
fright day, shatter day. So be in love everyday...
Wish you a Happy Valentine's
Day.

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I send you this gift of a kiss and hug as my
Valentine gift for you. Wish you all the best 
and would like to appreaciate your work
towards the love and care you show me. 
Am grateful.....


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U kept me warm & safe, held my hand
to show me the way, supported & inspired
me through night & day, Luv U in everyway.
Missing u on Valentine’s Day...

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My dear let us reconcile, all our errors and 
total the trial balance of our affairs arithmetically
without maintaining any suspense account.....

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its a nice feelin whn sum1 u luv luvs u in return.
So whn u knw d 1 u luv has special feelings 4 u,
nvr let dem go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1.

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i don’t think anything about you.i briefly believe
that you are only mine.and its come my heart ,
you know nothing about you how much bueaty
you own your imagine.realy i miss u.....

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Valentine's Day is for expressing affection; 
Fond thoughts are coming your way; We've
always had a special connection, So
Happy Valentine's Day.....

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Love is like air. you'll never know it's there 
until you feel it and you'll never know it's
gone until you need it.....

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Every time i miss you, a star falls.
So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone,
its because you made me miss you too much!
Happy Valentines Day.....

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I will cover you with love when next I see you,
with caresses, with ecstasy
Happy Valentine's day....

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like a fallen star u fel into my life.u made me 
smile wen thingz werent rite. if hugz were
water id send u the c. n sail away 4eva jus 
u n me......

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i wndr y d strs stl shyn evn f im sad.
i wndr y d birds stl fly evn f i cry.
i wndr y d sun stl smyls evn f im blu.
myb bcz d wrld's telin me i stl hv u.....



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its ok 2 disagree w/ sum1 u luv. how u
disagree makes all the difference. 
Disagree with respect 4 d other person's
opinion whether or not u think its right.....

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u dnt hav 2 ask f i care. in evry word u say,
fil free2tel ur worries & realyz dt im hir..
4 now 4 always & 4evr 4u exclusvely...

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Wn it cms 2 luv, its hard 2 know f u hve d ryt 1. 
Many lovers weep, and left n sorrow.y?Bcoz 
WoRDS cant iMMoRTaLiZe emotions..:


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if u fall,"NoBoDy" wil care 4u!
if u die,"NoBoDy" will cry 4u!
coz "NoBoDy" luvs u!
oh by d way...my name is "NoBoDy!"]

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Valuing someone is not merely by seeing each
other evryday. Wat counts is dat somehow in 
our busy lives,we remmber each other.....

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Sumday ul forget me... My name, my voice, 
and who i am to you. But even if you forget me,
just want u to know that i will never forget how 
much you mean to me......

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miles & tym cnt stp wt we hv. ts a bond
dt lsts aftr evrytn els n my lyf hs gone 
wrng.we myt b bth bc doin wt we hv2do, 
bt f evr ul nid me, il alwys b arnd 4.....

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Valentines Day is a day of luv
No 1 gives me more luv than u
U brighten up my Each day
U deserve my undying luv.
Will U Be my valentine????

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 Red is For Blood
.
Blood is For Heart
.
Heart is For Love
.
Love is For You
.
You is for Me
.
Me is For You.;-)
.
Love You Dear...!:-P

happy valentines day

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 What i need to live
has been given to me
by the earth �

Why i need to live
has been given to me
by you my valentine !!!

Happy Valentine�s Day

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U r unique
U r caring and
U r the Best.And I am d luckiest to have U in my life!
Happy Valentine's Day 

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Sometimes we make love with our eyes.
Sometimes we make love with our hands.
Sometimes we make love with our bodies.
Always we make love with our hearts.
  
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Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently, please do not break it.
Its full of love thats good and true,
So please keep it always close to u.

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In School, They Taught Me That
1 hour = 60 Mints
1 Min = 60 Secs
But They Never Told Me That
1 Sec Without You = 100 Years: 

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As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thoughts r of U..

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I never saw so sweet a face
As that I stood before.
My heart has left its dwelling place
And can return no more.
Be with me forever.

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Ager Zindagi mai judai na hoti
To kabhi kisi ki yaad aai na hoti
Sath hi guzarta her lamha to shayaed
Rishton mai yeh gehrai na hoti....

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Jab b ye dil udaas hota hai
Jane kon aas pass hota hai
Kissi ko dundti hai ye nazar
Kissi k na hone ka ahsaas hota hai
Jo roze kare mujh ko SMS pyare
wo shakas b bada khaas hota hai

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24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.


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Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one

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 Message:some text missing*


Sender:Name Missing*
*Number Missing
*Sent:Date missing
*Missing U a lot thats y
everything is missing....

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Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai
Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.Happy Valentine Day

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Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you!

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Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Apne chehre par muskuhart sajaye rakha karo
Koi isi muskan ke liye koi jita hai

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Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound
Wen EYES'S cud SPEAK volumes
Wen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE
then why do v need owrds 2 say'I LOVE YOU.'

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I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best love ever!

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Q:Wat is luv?
*
*
*
*
A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece...!

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I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
in short....
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!

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Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,

muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi...

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Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.
 

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Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain,
Haalat meri mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki
hum aapse pyaar karte hain.
 

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Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai,
Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai,
Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi,
Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai.
 

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If a BUTTERFLY comes close to You, If a perfumed ROSE touches your face, If your MOBILE dances on a nice tone, remember its ME trying to tell you "HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY"
 

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V.A.L.E.N.T.I.N.E
V......is for Valentine; you are my only Valentine,
A......is for I will Always be yours,
L......is for Love at its most extreme,
E.......is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love,
N.......is for Never-ending love,
T........is for we will Always be Together forever,
I........is for you being Intelligent and Innocent,
N.......is for Natures naughty way of saying I love you to,
E.....is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting...

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Love is like playing the piano.
First you must learn to
play by the rules,
then you must forget the
rules and play from your heart.
Happy Valentine’s Day


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A Very Sad News For All Young Girls and Boys:

Dear! This Valentine is Coming on Sunday.

Ab Kya Bol k Ghar Se Niklo Gey?

Enjoy This Valentine With Your Family.

Ha Ha Ha.:-)

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You"re The Air That I Breath,
You"re The Words That I Read,
You"re The Light That I See And,
Your Love Is All That I Need


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 Dress Code For Feb-14:
Green-Leave Me Alone
Orange-Going 2 Propose
Pink-Accepted Proposal
Black-Rejected Proposal
White-Already Booked
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Ager Zindagi mai judai na hoti
To kabhi kisi ki yaad aai na hoti
Sath hi guzarta her lamha to shayaed
Rishton mai yeh gehrai na hoti….


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Jab b ye dil udaas hota hai
Jane kon aas pass hota hai
Kissi ko dundti hai ye nazar
Kissi k na hone ka ahsaas hota hai
Jo roze kare mujh ko SMS pyare
wo shakas b bada khaas hota hai

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HEART is SpEcIeL word for Love,
Love is SpEcIeL word for care,
Care is SpEcIeL word for u,
and "U" r always SpEcIeL for "Me"

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Phool se pucha gaya "tune to di hai Khushbu tujhe kya mila?"
Phool ne kaha- "dene k badle lena to vyapar hai, jo dekar bhi kuch na mange vahi to PYAAR hai."
Happy Valentines Day

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Aap ko pata hai ki dunia ki sub se khubsurat cheez dekhi nahi jati, mehsoos ki jati hai,
jaise hawa ka jhonka,
shehad ki mithaas,
jaise phoolon ki khushbu, jaise pyar,
Jante ho sub se khubsurat ehsas kya hai,
Aap ka Sath.....!


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Hum tumhi se pyar kerte the,
tumhi se pyaar kerte hain,
yahi hamari adat hai aur aadat kab badalti hai.
Happy Valentines Day

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Log kehte firte hai jise hum Pyaar karte hai wo ek chand ka tukda hai,
par unhe kyaa pata jise mai Pyaar karta houn Chand uska ek tukda hai.
I Love You & Happy Valentine Day


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Bahut dur magar bahut paas rehte ho,
Aankho se dur magar Dil k paas rehte ho,
Mujhe bas itna bata do kya tum bhi mere bina udaas rehte ho?? 

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Ashiq ne pucha khuda se "tune Dunia ko Pyaar ka dushman kyu bana diya", khuda hansa aur bola "ashiqo ne kaun sa mere sath achcha kiya hai, unhone to Yaar ko hi khuda bana diya."
Happy Valentines Day

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Tujhe dekhe bina teri taswir bana sakta hoon,
Tujhe mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon,
Hai mere pyar me itna dum
Teri aakhon k anshoo apni aakho me la sakta hoon.
Happy Valentines Day

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Without Love -- days are sad day, moan day, tears day, waste day, thirst day, fright day, shatter day. So be in love everyday...Wish you a Happy Valentine's Day.

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Urdu SMS

Yeh Aarzu thi k aisa bhi kuch huwa hota,
Meri Kami nay , Tujhey bhi Rula dia hota,
Main Laut Aata Teri Simt Ek Lamhain main,
Tere Labon nay Mera Naam to Lia hota.....


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Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.....


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Time Pass SMS

On a engagement day...
girl asks boyfriend....
Hi, on our engagement day 
will you give me a ring?
Boy : sure, on moible or landline ? 

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दिल के जख्मों को उनसे छुपाना पडा,
आंख तर है मगर उनसे मुस्कराना पडा,
कैसे हैं मोहब्बत की कसक के भी किस्से,
रूठना चाहते थे हम उनसे, पर मनाना पडा। 

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Thanksgiving SMS

Thank u for inviting us
To ur Thanksgiving dinner
A day spent in ur company
Is invariably a winner....

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On this Thanksgiving Day
I wish to say that
I m honored to have u
in my life
Thanks for loving
and caring for me....

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A single candle can illuminate
an entire room
A true friend like u
dazzles up an entire lifetime
Thanks for gifting the bright lights
of ur friendship.....

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Thank u for being so generous
thoughtful and so true.
And thank you most of all
for just being u.....

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मेरे जन्मदिन पर शुभकामनाएं भेजने पर आपका 
बहुत-बहुत धन्यवाद। निश्चित रूप से आपकी
शुभकामनाऐं मेरे जन्मदिन को यादगार बनाने के
साथ ही जीवन भर मे उपयोगी साबित होगी।

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Thanks a lot for your wishes on my birthday
and that beautiful scrap. Thanks you for
making my birthday truly memorable....

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You are the most special person in my life.
You are my friend, philosopher, guide and lot more.
Thanks for coming in my life.....


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You are the best parents any child can have.
Thanks for being our parents..... 

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May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs.....


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We're pleased to say Thank You to our
loyal friends at this time of Thankfulness...

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Thank u for being so generous
thoughtful and so true.
And thank you most of all
for just being u....

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On this Thanksgiving Day
I wish to say that
I m honored to have u
in my life
Thanks for loving
and caring for me.....

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Happy moments, praise God
Difficult moments, seek God
Busy moments, bless God
Quiet moments, worship God
Waiting moments, trust God
Painful moments, touch God
Lovely moments, thank God...

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The year yields its harvest
sharing aboundant blessings
may your thanksgiving be blessed
with frouitfullness and over flowing love
Happy Thanksgiving.....

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Thanksgiving
A season
Warmed by gratitude
Brightened by hope
And blessed
With dear
Memories of those
We Cherish....

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The year has turned its circle
The seasons come and go
The harvest all is gathered in
And chilly north winds blow...

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Thanksgiving comes but once a year
But when it comes it brings good cheer
For in my storehouse on this day
Are piles of good things hid away
Each day I've worked from early morn
To gather acorns, nuts, & corn.....


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I wish to thank people who have touched
various walks of my life in
their own different ways.
THANK U.....


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You are the most special person in my life.
You are my friend, philosopher, guide and lot more.
Thanks for coming in my life.....

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On this Thanksgiving Day, I wish 2 say that I m 
honored 2 hav u in my life. Thanks for loving nd 
caring for me..... 


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Thanksgiving is nothing if not a glad and
Reverent lifting of the heart to God
In honor and praise for His goodness.
Happy Thanksgiving!

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As we express our gratitude,
we must never forget that
the highest appreciation is not to utter words,
but to live by them.
Happy Thanksgiving!......

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He who thanks only with lips
Thanks in part;
True Thanksgiving
Always comes from the heart.
Happy Thanksgiving!

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Whether we have less or more,
We always thank God therefore.
Happy Thanksgiving....

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Who does not thank for little
Will not thank for much.
Remember to be thankful for
everything you have!
Happy Thanksgiving.....

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Grace isn’t a little prayer you chant
before receiving a meal.
Rather, it’s a way to live,
Being thankful to God for everything you have.
Happy Thanksgiving!.....

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You are the most special person in my life.
You are my friend, philosopher, guide and lot more.
Thanks for being there always!
Happy Thanksgiving!

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Thanksgiving Day comes, by statute, once a year;
But, for an honest man, it comes as frequently as
The heart of gratitude allows.
Happy Thanksgiving.....


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On Thanksgiving Day we're thankful for
Our blessings all year through

For family we dearly love,
For good friends, old and new.


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Beautiful memories
warm gatherings
love of friends & family
may thanksgiving bring to
you all these and more.
Happy Thanksgiving.


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Thanks so much 4 being there on my side nd supporting me all through. Without u my life wud hav been incomplete. Love


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Thanks for being my friend Thanks for thinking about me Thanks for care about me Thanks for everything you did for me You shouldn't have But I'm so glad you did


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Thanksgiving is nothing
if not a glad and
Reverent lifting of the heart to God
In honor and praise for His goodness.
Happy Thanksgiving!

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Warm Thankgiving Wishes
for autumn leaves, happy memories,
tasty turkey, homemade pumpkin pie,
and your loved ones around
you on this wonderful day.



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 It's great to have a friend
who understands me -
who knows don't really want
"just a SMALL piece of pie."
Happy Thanksgiving!

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He who thanks only with lips
Thanks in part;
True Thanksgiving
Always comes from the heart.
Happy Thanksgiving!

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Enter into his gates with
thanksgiving, and into his courts
with praise; be thankful unto him, 
and bless his name.
For the Lord is good...

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This thanksgiving may your home be
filled with the Lord loving presence
abounding in the fullness of HIS JOY
and the gift of His peace
as u refelct uopn the blessings
he has bestowed upon you.



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To Lord; we beg but
one boon more:
Give peace in the hearts
of all men living,
Provide peace to the
whole world.
Happy Thanksgiving!

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We can only be said to
be alive in those moments
When our hearts are conscious
of the treasures life has given us!
Happy Thanksgiving!

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Teachers Day SMS

You are the best Teacher in this world.
Wherever I may go in my life,
I will always remember that
I had an excellent guide
in the form of a teacher, You..... 


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When it comes to teaching
no one can compete with you.
Happy teachers day.....


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Dear Teacher,
Thanks for making us what we are today.
Happy teachers Day....


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You Guided Me When I Was Lost
You Suported Me
When I Was Weak
You Have Enlightened me all through..... 


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I may not say it always.
But, I mean it whenever I say it.
Thank You Teacher
For all the things you have done for me.
Happy Teachers Day......


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I found
guidance,
friendship,
discipline
and
love,
everything, in one person.
And that person is you
“Happy Teachers Day”


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You are a wonderful teacher
who proved that learning can be joyous
and pleasant experience
wishing you a HAPPY TEACHER’S DAY..


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The Award for the most wonderful teacher 
has been declared and it goes to You. 
Happy Teachers day!!


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We will always be thankful to you
For all the hard work and efforts
You have put in, for educating us.
“Happy Teachers Day!” 


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The dream begins with a teacher who believes
in you, who tugs and pushes and leads you to
the next plateau, sometimes poking you with 
a sharp stick called “truth...... 


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May not say it always.
But, I mean it whenever I say it.
Thank You Teacher
For all the things you have done for me.
Happy Teachers Day......


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The true teacher defends his pupils against his
own personal influence. He inspires self-distrust.
He guides their eyes from himself to the spirit
that quickens him. He will have no disciple.....

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The way you teach…
The knowledge you share…
The care you take…
The love you shower..
Makes you…
The world’s best teacher…
“Happy Teacher’s Day!” 


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Remember all words he say
Words to make you social
Words to make you special
He is our teacher
He is our guide
Lets make him feel pride.... 


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We expect teachers to handle teenage pregnancy, 
substance abuse, and the failings of the family.
Then we expect them to educate our children....


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You are not only our teacher
You are our friend, philosopher and guide
All molded into one person
We will always be grateful for your support
Happy Teachers Day.... 


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We will always be thankful to you
For all the hard work and efforts
You have put in, for educating us.
Happy Teachers Day......


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When it comes to teaching
No one can compete with you.
Happy Teachers Day.....

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What's the definition of a school report?
A poison pen letter from the principal! 

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Khuda ne di zindgai
Abbu-Ammi ne diya Pyar
Lekin ilm or padhai k liye…
Ae Maullim hum hai tere shukraguzar !

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Teachers Day
The way you teach...
The knowledge you share...
The care you take...
The love you shower..
Makes you...
The world's best teacher...
Happy Teacher's Day!

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Remembering you with respect
and affection for making each lession
for enjoyable session....


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Today . What I am is just
because of you sir..... 

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The way you teach...
The knowledge you share...
The care you take...
The love you shower..
Makes you...
The world's best teacher...
Happy teacher'sDay!

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Remembering you with respect
and affection for making each lesson
for enjoyable session... 
HAPPY TEACHER's DAY..!

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When it comes to teaching no one can
compete with you. Happy teachers day...!


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Teacher is a person who always helps everybody
to get the knowledge and always stands beside
the students when they have problems. 
Thanks for being there Madam/Sir. 
Happy Teachers Day!!!


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We are fortunate we had a teacher as
wonderful loving and caring as You.... 
Happy Teacher's Day...!!

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Without you, we would have been lost.
Thank you teacher for guiding us, inspiring us
And making us what we are today.
Happy Teachers Day!

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You have been…
My living insipiration…
Giving me lessons of truth
and discipline wishing you
joy and happiness…
On Teacher’s Day

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It’s difficult to say in words how
much you are being appreciated
Thank you so much 4 being my Teacher

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Let us salute the nation builder.
Let us salute the creater of our destiny.
Let us salute our teachers.
GURU DEVO BHAVA….
HAPPY TEACHER’S DAY!

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T- Teachers, are like candles,
E- Every inch they consum,
A- Are stars for students,
C- Cheerful and kind,
H- Helpful and fine,
E- Extra-ordinarily,
R- Ready to,
S- Shine,

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When God created teachers,
He gave us special friends
To help us understand His world
And truly comprehend
The beauty & the wonder
Of everything we see,
And become a better person
With each discovery.
HAppy Teacher Day

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Sweet SMS

I have a little angel flying around with a hammer, 
each person she hits get a little bit of my love...
I hope she beats the hell out of you...!


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When starlights twinkle and play,
a warm gud night I always say
sleep tight I sincerely pray,
In yor dreams i wil stay to
bring you smile for the coming day....


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Summer SMS

Thought for the day ......
Garmi or bezzati Jitni Mehsoos karoge
Utni jyada lagegi, So be brave & be
besharam and enjoy the life.
Think Hatke !!! 

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Garmiyan
Aa Gyi Hen
Dost,
Apne Sar Par Gila
Or Thanda
Kapra Rkhna,
Dimaag Par Soraj Ki Aag Mat
Parhne Dena
Q K
BHOOSA JALDI
AAG PAKARTA HE
Enjoy Summer Season....

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Story Messages

Jelly Baby goes 2 the Dr & says 
"Dr i've got aids" Dr replys "U cant 
have aids ur a jelly Baby" Jelly Baby
says "yes but Dr i've been sleepin wiv
ALLSORTS.....

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chicken and egg in bed,chicken has head 
on pillow smoking.Egg rolls over annoyed 
saying"i guess we answered that question"

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Special You Messages

Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute
as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy
sunshine and fun you are everything i luv
all rolled into 1

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I have liked many but loved very few.
yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd 
stand and wait in the worlds longest 
queue.just for the pleasure of a 
moment with u.....

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Sorry SMS

I’m sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I’m sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I’m sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I’m sorry I love you, I can’t help it....


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if i have ever done a mistake,
4give me thinking that it was a mistake...
and dont ever 4get me even by a mistake....


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What's done is done
Make room for the new
Forgive and forget
What has been done to you..... 


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Be the first one to say Sorry when the 
other person seems to be hurt bcoz of U &
Be the 1st one to forgive if a Person says Sorry to U!


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Sorry for still loving you
Sorry you don’t love me
Sorry for ever loving you
Sorry, I’m so sorry ....


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SORRY… SORRY… SORRY…SORRY…
Dont get confused ,Aray Baba SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You…..
Have A wonderful day…


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A Good Apology has 3 Parts - 1) 
Im Sorry.. 2) It’s my Fault.. 3)
How do I make it right? well.. 
unfortunately, A Lot of people
usually miss the 3rd part.. 


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How can I begin to say I`m sorry.
I didn’t mean to upset you. I hope 
that you can forgive me.I’m sorry. 


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Remember the good times we had spent together,
and the beautiful future we had dreamy of…
Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us…
Please let us bridge the gaps…


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I have commited a sin to make you sad,
and am realising that am very bad,
so, plz forgive me to lessen the grief,
ur forgiveness will led to a relief,
So plz forgive me....


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HEY DIS IS D LAST MONTH OF D YEAR
SO ITS A LAST CHANCE TO 2 ASK
SORRY TO ALL OUR DEAR ONCE
IF I HV HURTED U THENM SORRY

A BIG SORRY IF I HURT U...  

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Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata
Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,
Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,
Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye..... 

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< ( . . )>
/ ( v)
(,,)..(,,)...
Hello, How R U?
< ( . . )>
/ (v )
( , , )..( ,, )...
FINE..!
R U bored from MY SMS!

< ( . . )> S o r r y
/ ( v )(,,) again!
FINE..!  

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Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata
Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,
Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,
Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye.... 

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I am sorry, I love you
I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you, I can’t help it....  

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Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,
Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye,

Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,
Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye....  

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Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain
Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai

Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho
Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai..... 

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Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.

Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.... 

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Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye
Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye

Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho
Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye....  

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Sorry is a gud weapons for some people..
Jaan bujh kar galtiaan karo, n after that just say sorry..
but actually people don't know the deep meaning of sorry....!!

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if i have ever done a mistake,
4give me thinking that it was a mistake...
and dont ever 4get me even by a mistake.... 

************* 

Be the first one to say Sorry when the
other person seems to be hurt bcoz of U & 
Be the 1st one to forgive if a Person says Sorry to U! 

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Sorry is not just a word to say... 
Its a expression to express for a 
unfortunate event that experienced....

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How can I begin to say I`m sorry. 
I didn’t mean to upset you. I hope
that you can forgive me.I’m sorry.... 


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Most truths are so naked that people
feel sorry for them and cover them up,
at least a little bit....

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No real English gentleman, 
in his secret soul,was ever sorry
for the death of a political economist.....


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Keep courage. Whatever you do, 
do not feel sorry for yourself. You
will win in a great age of opportunity....

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I'm sorry I brought this upon you, 
my boy. I'm sorry you must carry this
burden. I'm sorry for everything!

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I sit on a man's back, choking him and 
making him carry me, and yet assure 
myself and others that I am very sorry
for him and wish to ease his lot by all
possible means -- except by getting off his back.

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I feel sorry for the person who can't get
genuinely excited about his work. Not 
only will he never be satisfied, but he 
will never achieve anything worthwhile....


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I always feel sorry for people who
think more about a rainy day ahead
than sunshine today.....

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink.
When they wake up in the morning, that's
as good as they're going to feel all day....

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I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A
small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough
without ever having felt sorry for itself....

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When armies are mobilized and 
issues joined, the man who is sorry 
over the fact will always win.....

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The more rational statement is that we 
feel sorry becuase we strike, afraid 
becuase we tremble, and not that we cry, 
strike, or tremble becuase we are sorry, 
angry, or fearful as the case may be....

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I'm sorry you are wiser, I'm sorry you are taller;
I liked you better foolish and I liked you better smaller.

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For every minute you are angry,
you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

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If you were going to die soon and had 
only one phone call you could make, 
who would you call and what would 
you say? And why are you waiting?

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Remember, we all stumble,
every one of us. That's why it's 
a comfort to go hand in hand....


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The only correct actions are those that
demand no explanation and no apology....


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When you realize you've made a mistake, 
make amends immediately. It's easier to
eat crow while it's still warm....

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SORRY
Say
Onetime 2 any1
Really
Remembering
You

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SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....
Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY
means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,
R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....
Have A wonderful day..

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Sorry is a gud weapons for some people..
Jaan bujh kar galtiaan karo, n after that just say sorry..
but actually people don't know the deep meaning of sorry....!!

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 A Good Apology has 3 Parts - 1) Im Sorry.. 2) It’s my Fault.. 3) How do I make it right? well.. unfortunately, A Lot of people usually miss the 3rd part..
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Begano se dosti ki gunjais nahi hoti,
Mout ke badh koi khavaish nahi hoti.
Saayad koi pyaar bhara dil tuta hoga,
Warna November ke mahine mein barish nahi hoti.
I am sorry!!!

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Smile SMS

Don not go for looks,
they can deceive.
Don not go for wealth,
even that fades away.
Go for someone who makes you smile
becoz only a smile makes a dark day seem bright.

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Smile is complete
When it begins with your lips
reflects in your eyes and
ends with a glow on your face.
Wish you many such smiling moments
in your life....

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Shayari SMS

MITTI KA JISM LE KAR PANI K GHAR MAI HU,
MANZIL HAI MAUT MERI MAIN HAR PAL SAFAR MAI HU.
HONA HAI QATL YE MALOOM HAI MUJHE,
LEKIN KHABAR NAHI MAIN KIS-KIS KI NAZAR MAI HU! 

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यार के एहसास को हमेशा आबाद रखना
मेरे सच्चे प्यार पर सदा विश्वास रखना।
ये नहीं कहते हमेशा हमारे पास रहो
दूर सही पर हमेशा याद रखना। 

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Sardar SMS Jokes

Two Sardar stopped suddenly.
1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and 
my girlfriend coming together.
2nd Sardar: Mine too...


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How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board...


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Interviewer: Where were you born?
Sardar: Punjab.
Interviewer: Which part?
Sardar: What which part, whole body
was born in Punjab. “;-)


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Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving.....  


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Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together.
They found 1000 Rs. on the way.
Pathan: Let’s take 50/50.
Sardar: What will do of remaining 900? 


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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”


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Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go..... 

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Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected.
Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000.
Next month salary will be 10000.
Sardar: Ok sir, I’ll Join next month....


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Sardar proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year....


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Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.....


************ 


strologer: you must married only 32
years old women to start a happy life.
sardar: shall I married two 16 years old girls..

************* 


On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”. 


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As train start running,
a sardar got the train.
TT: Don’t you see it’s female bogie?
Sardar: Sorry, I thought you were a man.....


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Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.....


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Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense
Sardar: The future tense is “You will go to jail”


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Sardar: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Sardar: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him....

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A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”  


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A bird was disturbing to a Sardar.
Finally Sardar caught it and decided to kill it cruelly,
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it...

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SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE....


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Sardar As A Director:
You Have To Jump In The Swimming 
Pool From 100.ft Height.
Hero: I Don’t Know Swimming
Sardar: Oye Don’t Worry Yaar! Pool Is Empty;-)


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Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!


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Sardar in airoplane going to Bombay.
While its landing he shouted:
“Bombay ….Bombay”
Airhostess said: “B silent.”
Sardar: “Ok… Ombay… Ombay”


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Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air..


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Sardar after interview
everything went fine till the time
he asked me for testimonials.
I guess i showed him the wrong thing !!! 

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Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Nxt day Headline:Blood Bank lutya gya....

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Sardar ji.. Says I Love u to his galfrend..
And suddenly falls on the floor...
GalFrnd.. What iz this?
Sarda Ji.. O ji, i'm falling in love )

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1st sardar: I am going ka kya matlab hota hai ?
2nd sardar: MEIN JA  RAHA HOON.
1st sardar: Aayse nahi jane doon ga pehle matlab bata..

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History Teacher : From where to

where did the mughals rule ?

Student: Sir, I am not sure but

I think from page 15 to 26....

*************

A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?

Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.

I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar:

Any great man born in this village?

Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

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Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.

Banta: Wow, Kab?

Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko....

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Sardar on phone: Maa khushkabri hai

Ma: bol beta

Sardar:hum 2 se 3 ho gaye

Maa: mubarak ho,beta hua ya beti?

Sardar: meri biwi ne dusri shadi karli...

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Ek sardar sochta raha,sochta raha aur yahi 

sochtay sochtay mar gaya ke agar meri behn

ke do bhai hain to mera ek kion hai.....

************* 

son :- papa 5+5 kithane hote hai?

sardar:- aare ulluke pathe,idiot,rascal, tujhe kuch nahi aata,

ja andar se calculator leke aa batati hoo....

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Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant: It"s already raining.

Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go....

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sardar:tujhe bus mein thapar kun para?

2nd sardar:pata nhi yar,meri photo aik

larki k paon mein girgai,meine kaha k 

behan g zara saarii upar krna photo leni hai...

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Once a Sardar traveling in PIA.

Air hostess came and asked to Sardar

apko PIA ka mahool kaisa laga?

Sardar reply bilkul ghar jaisa.

Ghar pe bhi mujhe koi mun nahi lagata.

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Sadar to Thelewallah: yeh kele kaise diye?

Thelewallah : Ek rupay ka

Sardar: 60 p mein dega?

Thelewallah : 60p mein to sirf chilka aayega.

sardar : Oye! Chal ye leh 40 paise, chilka rakh, kela de de!!

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Santa kissed his girl friend in the park. 

Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle…

Santa: Don’t worry darling, 

I'm already married.....

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One day Sardar was giving dictation to his tution.... 

Then last bench student told to Sardar that

"Sir we can't hear..."

Sardar: "OK! I will write it on the board..."

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A sardar and a doctor loved a same girl.... 

Every day Sardar gave her an Apple... 

One day the girl asked to him...

Girl: "Why r u giving me Apple everyday???"

Saradr: "Because an 

"Apple a day keeps a doctor away"...

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CID: Why criminals leave their

fingerprint aftr their wrk?

Sardar: Sir,I Think,they are

un-educated,if they were educated,

they would leave their signature for you..

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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.

Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman....

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Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa

ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.

Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?

Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey....

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Sardar ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.

WHY?

His Wife Delivered a Baby. Doctor

sent Him SMS,"Mubark Ho, Aap Baap Ban Gaye".

Sardar fwded it 2 all his frnds :-)

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Sardar Roz Apne Kitchen Mein Jata

Aur Sugar Box Kholta Aur Band Kar Deta Tha !

Why?

Kyon Ke Doctor Ne Jo Kaha Tha Ke

Apni Sugar Roz Check Karna.....

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Hitler to Sardarji: Impossible ka word

meri dictionery main nahin hai.

Sardarji: Te Ullo ke pathay dictionery

dekh k kharidni thi na...!

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2sardar jungle me,Samne sher a gya 1 

ne mitti uthai sher ki ankh me dal k 

bhagne lga.2nd wahen khara rha

1st:abhey bhag

2nd: me q bhagon,mitti tone dali hai....

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Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .

Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.

Wife : Will u marry , after i die .

Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister....

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Interviewer: What is your birth date?

Sardar : 13th October

Interviewer : Which year?

Sardar : damn fool _ _ _ EVERY YEAR...

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Teacher asks question to sardar,

"Which is the big animal, Ant or Elephant ?

Sardar : First tell me the date of birth of those animals....

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Interviewer : What is your qualification ?

Sardar : Ph.d sir.

Interviewer : What do you mean by Ph.d ?

Sardar : (Smiling) Passed Higher Secondary with difficulty !!

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Sardar goes for interwiew-

boss-tumhara janam kaha hua tha...

sarda-triruvantpuram mein....

boss-spelling batao.

sardar-nahi nahi Goa mein hua tha....

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SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON   :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon

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One day Sardar happened to
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar


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 Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and
hangs up


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Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."


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 A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" "

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Sardar ji;
Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhagwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.

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Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR 



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Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service


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Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - What a shit ?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all" ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory....


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A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was
asked a question
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will
investigate


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Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................


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Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha.



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 Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!


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Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

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Santa’s wife hit him on the head with the frying pan. Santa: What was that for? Santa’s Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the same BASANTI on it. Santa: I bet on a horse last week and BASANTI was the name of my horse. Santa’s wife: Oho Sorry
Next day she hit him with the frying pan again. Santa: now what happened? Santa’s wife: your horse is on the phone.

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Sardar ek ! sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi
upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

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Santa: "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon". Banta: "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"

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Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..?
Sardarni: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.

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Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao.
Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya,
Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Santa: The future tense is "You will go to jail".

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Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.


"Mun Me Pani Aana"


Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,


Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya. 

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 *Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?

Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
Sardar: Kon?
Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo

Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..:-)


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 Friend Sardar se: Me Tennis k barey me Tm sy Ziada Jnta hun.
Sardar: Acha te aey duss k Tennis de Net wich kinnay Moray honday ne 

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 Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha!

4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai,
tmhri bhabi hy wo

Srdr:Aby kuty k putr, mn nehr mn nha rha tha or wo ja rhi thi

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 1 admi bike pe ja raha tha.
Admi ne rastey pe jatey Sardar se poucha?
Sir! Apko lift chahey kia?
.
.
.
.
Sardar:Nahi hamara ghar tou Ground floor pe hai.:

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Circus ka maalik Sardar ko dante hwe: Be parwai ki b hadd h0ti hai tune SHAIR ko khula ch0r dia

Sardar: Is se kia farq parta hai SHAIR ko kon chori kare ga.;-)


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Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay |||||||||||| lines laga de or likha


Scratch kr ky anser prh lein... :-O;-)

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Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident
Judge : how did accident occur
Sardar :I don't know sir I was sleeping... ;->


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Sardar: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nhi Nikalta?

2nd Sardar:
kia pata nikalta bi ho
andhera itna hota hy k dikhai kuch nhe deta.

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 Sardar amrud bech rha tha..
.
1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to?

Sardar: To saaf baat hai... hum kirey k alag pese lega...

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Teacher: India ka jhanda sub se pehle kahaN lehraaya gaya?

Sardar ( kaafi sochne k baad ) :
Hawa meiN 


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A Sardar joined army, given AK 47.
He's puzzled & asks Major: Sir, yeh bandook ki nali samne rakhun ya ulta?
Major: Kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga.

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Sardar Ji as a Director:
You should jump to the Swimming Pool from 100 Ft Height
Hero: I don't know Swimming.
Sardar Ji: Oye don't Worry Yaar! Pool is Empty...

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Sardar proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Sardar: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?

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Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai ?

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Sardar: Darling, main tu se shaadi nahi karsakta. Gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar: Ek biwi aur 3 bacche...

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Ek Sardar sochta raha...sochta raha... sochta raha...
Saari zindagi sochta raha
Aur sochtay sochtay hi mar gaya
Ki meri Behan k 3 bhai hain to mere 2 kyun?

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Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon, paanch rupya de de.
Sardar to his wife: De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal main ye andha hai.

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A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

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Sardar proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year.

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Santa: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai

Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya

Dudh Wale Ne Pocha

Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?

Santa : LIMOO PANI Me..!

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Sardar Kisi Larki Ghar Rishta Ly Kar Gya

Larki K Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti
Abhi Parh Rahi Hai...

Sardar:Koi Bat Nhe Hum
Ek Ghante Baad A Jauengy.

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Sardar ko ek Dost ne
1st April
ko Ghar khane pe Bulaya , Ghar pe Tala tha aur Likha tha
"Bevkuf Banaya haha"
Sardar ne niche likha
"HUM AYE HI NAHI hahaha"

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Sardar k bivi bhag gai

3 din bad wapis aye
Sardar Gusay se bola: hun ki lern ayen hain
Sardarni: mobile da charger pul gai si.

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