I was born smart & handsome,
but what the hell happend to you?
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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ...
one was caught watching tv ...
another playing football and the
third one was caught reading
this txt message.....
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Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small
penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
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Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
I'm new in town, can you give me
directions to your flat?
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Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size. The smaller
the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
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How Dogs and Women are alike?
Neither believe that silence is golden,
Neither can balance a checkbook &
Both put too much value on kissing.....
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f I were to
make a dictionary
CUTE=you
SWEET=you
THOUGHTFUL=you
GOOD LOOKING=you
GORGEOUS=you
LIAR=me!
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I bet when u go 2 de zoo u have 2 buy 2 tickets
1 to get in & another to get out....
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If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don’t hesitate
JUST SLAP yourself....
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Make love to ur girlfriend on Valentine day.
She’ll give u good news on Mothers day &
U’ll have a child on children`s day.
Don’t try this on everybody.
Coz U’ll have bad news on Dec 1
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Dear God, thank you for making me healthy.
Can you also make me sexy? If you can't
make me sexy, please make all my friends fat.
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Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and
a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means
tat the show is over but when u pull a panty
the show begins..
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Today is the birthday of Donald Duck..
Wish him happy birthday and send this
sms to every cartoon as i did…..
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Can we do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
“MOSQUITO”
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl’s empty,
And so is your head....
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When I was young I begged God for a
bike, but God does not work that way...
so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!
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Nature is a miracle. One million years ago
no one knew people would wear glasses
but our ears are at the right spot.....
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Shes down on her knees,
Eager to please,Wid a throb of his
nob in her gob,Wid a tingle in his
belly,his legs turn to jelly
cos shes doin a good job!
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Today its cool to have small
cars and small computers.Soon
it will be cool to have a small
penis too.then you my friend
will be THE MAN!
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terey chehray pai udasi ankho main nami hai
national namak istamal kar tuhgai iodine ki kami hai..
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Jin:kia hukam hay mere aaqa?
Aaqa:yaar mera ail kaam kar mere ghar se
america tak road bana day.
Jin:aaqa boht muskil kaam hai rastay main samandar hai
koi aur kaam batao.
AAqa:mari biwi ko mera furmaburdar bana day.
Jin:aaqa road single banani hai ya double?
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In Ramayana, Ravana had 20 eyes
but he looked only 1 girl,ie, Sita....
But GOD gave u 2 eyes and u r
looking 200 girls per day...
So think who is the real RAVANAN..
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2 doctors r ready to operate an mental
person but the problem is that the
operation has not yet started because
the mental person is reading this message..
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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous,
good-looking,
nice friends, charming, funny, well...
Enough about ME!
How about you?
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One out of four people is a chinese. If your father
your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
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Main Apni Chahat Ko Shehr Mein Ruswa Nahi Karta
Muhabbat Main Bhi Karta Hin, Magar Charcha Nahi Karta,
Jo Mujhse Milnay Aa Jaye, Main Uska Dil Se Khadim Hon,
Jo Uth K Jana Chahay Main Usay Rokha Nahi Karta..
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Ab teri yaad se wehshat nahin hoti mujh ko
Zakhm Khulte Hain Aziyat Nahin Hoti mUjh ko
Ab koi ayy chala jaye mein khush rehta hun
Ab kisi shakhs ki adat nahin hoti mujh ko
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So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.
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If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,
Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey.
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ladka ek ladki ke saath baitha tha.
2Nd day doosri ladki ke saath dekha gaya.
3Rd day koi aur ladki thi.
4Th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha.
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hai, ladke nahi badaltey!
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How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa
And then…..
Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?
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Year 1963
……
………
……….
……….. Aug 3rd,
…..
…….
……….
…….. Evening, 07:48
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—
—-
—-
… KUCH NAHI HUA THA.
Chalo apna kaam karo!
Sara din sms padte rahte ho!!
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Shaam hote hii yeh dil udaas hota hai,
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai,
Tumahari yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai,
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
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RUDE HAIN WO KUCH IS TARAH KI
UNKA MIAL BHI ANNA BAND HO GAYA
KYA PATA HAMSE KOI KHATA HUI
YA KOI AUR DOST UNKE KARIB HO GAYA
UNKA MIAL BHI ANNA BAND HO GAYA
KYA PATA HAMSE KOI KHATA HUI
YA KOI AUR DOST UNKE KARIB HO GAYA
andhere mei rasta banana mushkil hota hai
tufan mei deepak jalana mushkil hota hai
DOSTI kisi se bhi karna muskil nahi
isse bas nibhana mushkil hota hai
tufan mei deepak jalana mushkil hota hai
DOSTI kisi se bhi karna muskil nahi
isse bas nibhana mushkil hota hai
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Jo Hadse Na Guzar Jaye Wo Pyar Hi Kya
Jo Pyar Karnepe Majbur Na Karde Wo Ikrar Hi Kya.
Intezar To Sab Karte He,
Saanse Tutne Tak Jo Sath Na De Wo Yaar Hi Kya!!
Jo Pyar Karnepe Majbur Na Karde Wo Ikrar Hi Kya.
Intezar To Sab Karte He,
Saanse Tutne Tak Jo Sath Na De Wo Yaar Hi Kya!!
AAP ki DOSTI mein KHUD ko MEHFOOZ mante hai,
HUM DOSTON mein AAP ko sabse AZEEZ mante hai,
AAP ki DOSTI ke SAAYE mein rehte hai,
HUM AAP ko KHUDA ka diya TABEEZ mante hai.
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Kamaal tere nakhrey,
kamaal tera style hai,
Muh dhoney ki tameez nahin
Aur haath mey mobile he
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A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
************* For pepsi "shahrukh"
For coke "aamir"
For mirinda "vivek"
For fanta "rani"
& For Thums Up "Akshay"
Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!
************* Plz don't read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!
************* Main Apni Chahat Ko Shehr Mein Ruswa Nahi Karta
Muhabbat Main Bhi Karta Hin, Magar Charcha Nahi Karta,
Jo Mujhse Milnay Aa Jaye, Main Uska Dil Se Khadim Hon,
Jo Uth K Jana Chahay Main Usay Rokha Nahi Karta..
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Ab teri yaad se wehshat nahin hoti mujh ko
Zakhm Khulte Hain Aziyat Nahin Hoti mUjh ko
Ab koi ayy chala jaye mein khush rehta hun
Ab kisi shakhs ki adat nahin hoti mujh ko
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Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliaaan thi
Sab log usey Akbar bulate the, Kyo?
Socho!
Thoda aur….
..
.
.Nahi pata kya
Kyonki Akbar uska Naam tha
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