Showing posts with label Daring SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Daring SMS. Show all posts

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Daring SMS

wO tO Pan! k Qtry Ha!n
JO ankhOn Se Beh Jaty Ha!n,
ansO tO wO hOte Ha!n jO Dard
Bn K ankhOn Ma Reh Jaty Ha!n....

Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not
keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure...


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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi. 
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi!