Santa Banta SMS

Santa: Oye! What are you?
Banta: Recording this baby’s voice.
Santa: Why?
Banta: When he grows up.
I shall ask him what he meant by this...


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A Girl Romantically said to a santa:
Do U want to see the place
where they did Apendix Operation to me?
santa: No, I hate Hospitals.....


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Santa: Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?
Banta: I give up.
Santa: Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music...

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Santa ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !


**************


Banta Went for Divorce
Judge: You have 3 Kids
How Will you Divide Them?
Banta Thinks Hard & Says,
‘Oye.. IDEA, We’ll Come Next Year With 1 More.


************


It was Santa’s weding aniversary.
Preeto: Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate?
Santa: Y punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made..


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Teacher: What is common between
Buddha,Jesus ,Mahavir and Guru Nanak?
Santa: All of them were born on government holidays..


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Santa: What”s difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser
& superman wears it over the trouser...


*************


Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan 
Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM..


************** 


santa opens his lunch box in the 
middle of the road why?
Just to confirm whether he is 
going to or coming back from office....


*************


santa bunks office comes home &
finds his wife in bed with his
boss. Rushes back to office & tells
his colleagues almost got caught bunking?


*************


Santa (reading from book of facts):
“Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?”
Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?”


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Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient...


***********


Lil Banta: I dreamed last night dat
u gave me Rs 500 for Christmas.
Banta Singh: Well, as you”ve been
a good boy lately, you may keep it....

***********


A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out....


************

Banta ko santa ka 1 blank msg aaya,
Fir usne vapis santa phone kiya aur bola,
Oye yaar tenu malum hai tere mobile ki ink khatam hogayi,



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Santa: Mere Pitaji Ye tay nahi kar paa rahe hai ki
Gaay Kharidna theek hoga Ya Motorcyle?


Banta: mere hisab se motorcyle kharidna theek hoga,
kyonki gaay par savari karte ve bade bevkoof lagenge.


Sana: Baat tau tumhari theek hai, lekin motor cycle se 
doodh duhate bhi ve aur bhi bade bevkoof lagenge...


**************


Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a 
motorcycle. Policeman gives hand to stop.
Santa shouted: Oye pagal, pehle hi 3 bethe
hain tu kahan baithega? 


**************


Teacher: Light Kitho Aandi Hai?
Pappu: Mere Nankeya De Gharon.
Teacher: Kinwe?
Pppu: Jado Light Jandi Hai Papa 
Kehndy ne ‘Saleya ne Pher cut ti....


*************


Banta: Life ko kaun zyada achhaa bana
sakti hai, Girlfriend ya Wife?
Santa: WIFE. Bas, honi kisi aur ki chahiye!


**************


Teacher: Asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai,
jamin pe rahne wali bache deti hai. Kaun hai jo
Asman me udti hai par bachche jamin par deti he?
Santa: Airhostess....


*************


Santa: Rab j tu mainu 100 rs deve ta 50 main 
Guru Ghar devanga. Thodi dur ja k usnu 50 rs lab gaye.
Santa: Wah rabba ena v Bhrosa ni, apne pehle hi kat laye...


************


Banta k ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?? Kyon?
Itne saalo baad, itni manato k baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...! 


***********


Banta mujra dekhne gaya, sari raat mujra dekha.
Bai ne kaha: Sahab humne aap ko khush kiya, ab aap hume khush karo.
Banta utha or khud nachne laga.. Gud Night.


*************


Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?
Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!


*************


Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !


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Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta:-Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo. Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam 
ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta:-Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo....


**************


Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata..... 


**************


Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market....


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Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!


***********


2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.
Haye haye main to 1100 lungi.
Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi.
Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!


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Santa aur Jeeto mein larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya.
Santa raat ko phone pay: Khanay mein kia hai?
Jeeto: Zehar.
Husb: Main dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana....


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Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga...
**************


संता-बंता एक होटल में खाना खा रहे थे। 
संता को मजाक सूझा।
उसने बंता से कहाः यार, तुम मेरी मां बन जाओ
और अपने हाथ से मेरी प्लेट में परोसते जाओ।
बंता ने ऐसा ही किया।
खाना खाने के बाद बंसा से बोलाः अब ऐसा करो, 
तुम मेरे बाप बन जाओ और बिल का पेमेंट कर दो।


**************


संता का अपनी बीवी से झगडा हो गया ।
बीवी ने झगडे को टालते हुऐ कहा :मेरे इरादे
बड़े नेक है , आप हजारो मैं एक हैं ।
संता : दिमाग के हम भी डॉन हैं ।
बस इतना बता दो की बाकि के नो सो नन्यांवे कोन है ।


***************


Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha,
yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya..... 


**************

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump

sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here,

he Picks his Mobile Phone,

Calls everyone from his phone

& says DON”T CALL ME NOW....

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I can kiss u without even touching u.

Gal: U can't

Santa: Lagi 10-10 ki

Gal: Ok

Santa kisses her lips

Gal: Touch kar liya, touch kar liya

Santa: Aah lai 10 Rs....

************

Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light

& a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse & says:

"Le Karle Number Note"

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Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai.

Bata: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai.

Santa: Kya naam hai.

Banta: Mein bank gaya tha, vahan yeh

ek counter pe baithi thi, name plate pe

likha tha: Chaalu Khata....

***********

Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale

ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon?

Because PCO ke bahar likha tha,

dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye...

**********

Santa was drawing money from ATM.

Banta, who was just behind him in

the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.

Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.....

**********

Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?
The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS

**********


Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever: What will come first, Chicken or egg?O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.

**********

Angry Santa to his son: Have you ever seen an owl?
Pappu: (Luking down) No...
Santa: Don't look down. Look at me.


**********
Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.
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Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.


**********


Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.
Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!

**********

 Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.


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Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.


**********
Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?
Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha


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Teacher askd Santa: What is d meaning of TAMSO MAA JYOTIR GAMAYA?
Santa: Tu so ja maa, main Jyoti de ghar ho k aya.
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Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.


**********


Dr: Yeh urine sample nahi, Apple juice hai!
Santa's wife: Ek phone kar loon? !
Dr: Why? ! 
Wife: Santaji ko batana hai k urine bottle unke tiffin me chali gayi.

**********
Pappu: Dad, main itna jawan kab banunga k main mummy ko bina bataye ghar se bahar ja sakoon.
Santa: Beta, itna jawan to aaj tak main bhi nahi hua...


**********
Banta mujra dekhne gaya, sari raat mujra dekha.
Bai ne kaha: Sahab humne aap ko khush kiya, ab aap hume khush karo.
Banta utha or khud nachne laga.. Gud Night.


**********


Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi.
Santa: Bolo.
Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu!
Santa: It's a gud News.
Jeeto: Shadi k pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi.


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Teacher: Aasmaan mein udne wali chiz Ande deti hai, Aur zameen pe rahne wali Bachche deti hai. Kaun c chiz aisse hai jo Aasmaan me udti hai par Bache Zameen par deti hai?
Santa: Airhostess !


**********
Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle. Policeman gives hand to stop. 
Santa shouted: Oye pagal, pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega?

**********

Teacher: U call ur mother as MUM... what'll u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sister?
Santa's son: Mini Mum & Maxi Mum! 

**********

Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?

Preeto: I clean the toilet.
Banta: How does that help?
Preeto: I use ur toothbrush.

********** 


Three friends after exam.
Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

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Boss: I'm giving u driver's job. Starting salary Rs. 3000, is it OK ?Santa: 
U R great sir! Starting salary is Ok but how much is DRIVING salary?

********** 
Santa to wife: Did u hav any boy friend before marriage?
Wife remain silent.
Santa: Main is khamoshi ko kya samjhu?
Wife: Bewakoof ginan tan de.


********** 


Santa-Bus stand jane k kitne paise?
Rikshawala: 10 RsSanta: 
2Rs mein chalega to theek hai
Rikshawala: 2Rs mein kaun le k jayega?
Santa: Peeche baith main lekar jata hoon.

 ********** 
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park. Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle..
Santa: Don't worry darling, I'm already married.


**********   
Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.
Banta: Wow, Kab?
Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko.


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 Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Jeeto: Aise kyo kah rahe ho?
Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi 1 rasta hai!


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Nurse- Congrats: Apke jurwa bete hue hain.
Santa: Ye to hona hi tha.Nurse- Kyon? 
Santa: Jab dekho KBC PART-2 dekhti rahti thi, Mil gaya na UMEED SE DUGNA

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Rude SMS

Roses are red, violets are blue, 
I was born smart & handsome,
but what the hell happend to you? 


************* 


3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... 
one was caught watching tv ... 
another playing football and the
third one was caught reading 
this txt message.....


************* 


Today its cool to have small cars and small  computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small
penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!! 


************* 


Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
I'm new in town, can you give me 
directions to your flat?  


************* 
Your network tariff has changed! 
Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size. The smaller
the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls! 

************* 


How Dogs and Women are alike?
Neither believe that silence is golden,
Neither can balance a checkbook &
Both put too much value on kissing.....


************


f I were to
make a dictionary
CUTE=you
SWEET=you
THOUGHTFUL=you
GOOD LOOKING=you
GORGEOUS=you
LIAR=me!


************ 
I bet when u go 2 de zoo u have 2 buy 2 tickets
1 to get in & another to get out....


************ 
If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don’t hesitate
JUST SLAP yourself....
 
*********** 
Make love to ur girlfriend on Valentine day.
She’ll give u good news on Mothers day &
U’ll have a child on children`s day.
Don’t try this on everybody.
Coz U’ll have bad news on Dec 1


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Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. 
Can you also make me sexy? If you can't 
make me sexy, please make all my friends fat.

**********

Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and 
a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means 
tat the show is over but when u pull a panty 
the show begins.. 


*********** 
Today is the birthday of Donald Duck..
Wish him happy birthday and send this
sms to every cartoon as i did….. 


************ 
Can we do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly

“MOSQUITO” 


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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl’s empty,
And so is your head....


************ 

When I was young I begged God for a 
bike, but God does not work that way... 
so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness! 


************ 
Nature is a miracle. One million years ago 
no one knew people would wear glasses
but our ears are at the right spot..... 

************* 

Shes down on her knees,

Eager to please,Wid a throb of his

nob in her gob,Wid a tingle in his

belly,his legs turn to jelly

cos shes doin a good job! 

*************

Today its cool to have small 

cars and small computers.Soon

it will be cool to have a small

penis too.then you my friend

will be THE MAN!

***********

terey chehray pai udasi ankho main nami hai

national namak istamal kar tuhgai iodine ki kami hai..

************

Jin:kia hukam hay mere aaqa?

Aaqa:yaar mera ail kaam kar mere ghar se

america tak road bana day.

Jin:aaqa boht muskil kaam hai rastay main samandar hai

koi aur kaam batao.

AAqa:mari biwi ko mera furmaburdar bana day.

Jin:aaqa road single banani hai ya double? 

**************

In Ramayana, Ravana had 20 eyes 

but he looked only 1 girl,ie, Sita.... 

But GOD gave u 2 eyes and u r

looking 200 girls per day... 

So think who is the real RAVANAN..

************

2 doctors r ready to operate an mental

person but the problem is that the 

operation has not yet started because

the mental person is reading this message..

************

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous,

good-looking,

nice friends, charming, funny, well...

Enough about ME!

How about you? 

*************

One out of four people is a chinese. If your father
your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.


*************
 
Main Apni Chahat Ko Shehr Mein Ruswa Nahi Karta
Muhabbat Main Bhi Karta Hin, Magar Charcha Nahi Karta,
Jo Mujhse Milnay Aa Jaye, Main Uska Dil Se Khadim Hon,
Jo Uth K Jana Chahay Main Usay Rokha Nahi Karta..


*************
 
Ab teri yaad se wehshat nahin hoti mujh ko
Zakhm Khulte Hain Aziyat Nahin Hoti mUjh ko
Ab koi ayy chala jaye mein khush rehta hun
Ab kisi shakhs ki adat nahin hoti mujh ko




*************
 
So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.


*************
 If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,
Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey.


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ladka ek ladki ke saath baitha tha.
2Nd day doosri ladki ke saath dekha gaya.
3Rd day koi aur ladki thi.
4Th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha.
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hai, ladke nahi badaltey!


*************
 
How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa
And then…..
Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?


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 Year 1963
……
………
……….
……….. Aug 3rd,
…..
…….
……….
…….. Evening, 07:48
—
—
—-
—-
… KUCH NAHI HUA THA.
Chalo apna kaam karo!
Sara din sms padte rahte ho!!


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Shaam hote hii yeh dil udaas hota hai,
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai,
Tumahari yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai,
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..


*************
 

RUDE HAIN WO KUCH IS TARAH KI
UNKA MIAL BHI ANNA BAND HO GAYA
KYA PATA HAMSE KOI KHATA HUI
YA KOI AUR DOST UNKE KARIB HO GAYA

*************

andhere mei rasta banana mushkil hota hai
tufan mei deepak jalana mushkil hota hai
DOSTI kisi se bhi karna muskil nahi
isse bas nibhana mushkil hota hai

*************
 

Jo Hadse Na Guzar Jaye Wo Pyar Hi Kya
Jo Pyar Karnepe Majbur Na Karde Wo Ikrar Hi Kya.
Intezar To Sab Karte He,
Saanse Tutne Tak Jo Sath Na De Wo Yaar Hi Kya!!

*************
 AAP ki DOSTI mein KHUD ko MEHFOOZ mante hai,

HUM DOSTON mein AAP ko sabse AZEEZ mante hai,

AAP ki DOSTI ke SAAYE mein rehte hai,

HUM AAP ko KHUDA ka diya TABEEZ mante hai.


 *************
 

Kamaal tere nakhrey,
kamaal tera style hai,
Muh dhoney ki tameez nahin
Aur haath mey mobile he

*************

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

*************
 For pepsi "shahrukh"

For coke "aamir"
 

For mirinda "vivek"


For fanta "rani"


& For Thums Up "Akshay"


Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!

*************
  Plz don't read this

Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?

Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
  dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!

*************
  
Main Apni Chahat Ko Shehr Mein Ruswa Nahi Karta
Muhabbat Main Bhi Karta Hin, Magar Charcha Nahi Karta,
Jo Mujhse Milnay Aa Jaye, Main Uska Dil Se Khadim Hon,
Jo Uth K Jana Chahay Main Usay Rokha Nahi Karta..


*************

Ab teri yaad se wehshat nahin hoti mujh ko
Zakhm Khulte Hain Aziyat Nahin Hoti mUjh ko
Ab koi ayy chala jaye mein khush rehta hun
Ab kisi shakhs ki adat nahin hoti mujh ko
 
*************
Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliaaan thi
Sab log usey Akbar bulate the, Kyo?
Socho!

Thoda aur….
..
.
.Nahi pata kya
Kyonki Akbar uska Naam tha


*************
             

Romantic SMS

Cute Love Story.
Boy: Hey I’ve got two words to say.
Girl: What?
Boy: I LOVE U
Girl: Huh.. Isn’t that 3 words?
Boy: No! Because (U) And (I) Are One:-)


**********
 
U'll always be mine, 4 now & 4 ever, 
U'll always be mine. Pls tell me its true, 
pls be mine 4 ever, I'll always always
love you!



***********

Riddles SMS

WHICH MOUSE HAS ONLY TWO LEGS???
GUESS,
GUESS,
NAHI PATA OKY 
THE ANS-MICKEY MOUSE HA HA HA HA....

***************


4 Letter Word
what 4 letter word starts with f and ends with k
and if a man can't get it he uses his hands?
>>>fork<<<

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Relations SMS

Zindgi me apki "EHMIYAT" Bata nhi sakty.
Dil me apki "JAGA" dikha nhi sakty.
Kuch RISHTAY bohat "ANMOL" hoty he.
Is se ziada HuM AAPko samjha nhi sakty.....

************


Hamesha Yaad Rakho K,,
Rishtay Khoon k Nahi Hotay,,
Rishtay Ehsas k Hotay Hain…
Agar Ehsas ho to Ajnabi Bhi Apne,,
Agar Ehsas Na ho to Apne Bhi Ajnabi…

*************

Commitment doesn’t mean sticking to a person
when you don’t have any option,
it means keeping a relation with someone
even though you ve lots of options....

*************

Good Relations doesn?t need
any promises any terms or conditions.
it just need two wonderful people.
One cool like me.
one sweet like u....

**************

A beautiful quote :- "A little bit of jealousy
in a relationship is good... It is always nice
to know that someone is afraid of losing you...!! :)

***********


Is dil ki ek 'condition' jisme nhe kisi ko 
'permision' sirf ap jaise dost ko hai 'admision' 
woh bhi bina 'donation' so just maintain
sweet 'relation'.

************


every relation,a small mistake can change its
entire meaning,MISSING LETTER 'T' in 
TRUST can RUST the relation! so always 
trust n ur frnz......

*************


Absence can make the heart grow fonder 
and the urge to meet stronger, but too long
an absencecan fade the memory and weaken 
the relation.... so keep in touch....

*************


Relationships are very precious, takecare of them,
because it is most painful for you,
when a person "U Know" becomes,
a person
"U Knew"..!

*************


Rishte aur Raaste k bich ek ajeeb sambandh hai.
Kabhi rishte nibhate nibhate raaste kho jate hai,
Kabhi raasto pe chalte chalte rishte ban jate hai...

*************


Go SMS go to my sister.... Don?t Make Nois
e .. If she is Busy.. Don?t say anything,
If she is free then say UR Brother Miss U....

**************


5 reasons we should hv strng relations with each other :
1.?
2.?
3.?
4.?
5.?
never search 4 reasons.Good Relations don't need reasons.

*************


Relations require real effort. even when every
one of us is busy with our own lives. A simple
sms reminds eachother that you are not forgotten...

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How 2 grow strong relation?
Pick da GOOD HEART,
Plant it in a pot of TRUST,
Water wid EMOTIONS,
Add some FAITH,
Remove MISUNDERSTANDINGS,&
Nourish wid Love...

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“Value of relation”
is not that how much you feel happy with some one . .
But it is that
how much some one feels ALONE without you!

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Rishte sirf wo nahi jo jaan dete hai. Rishte 
sirf wo nahi jo muskaan dete hai. Sache
rishte to wo hai jo paani me gira aansu
bhi pehchan lete hai.....

*************

"some Relation's r like tom & jerry.
They tease each other, they knock down 
each other but, they irritate each other but 
they event cant live without each other"......

**************


Rishte kanch ki tarah hote hai,Tutane par
chubte hai,Hatelipar Sambhalkar rakhna inhe,
Kyun ki ye tutne me pal aur jodane me barso 
lagate hai.....



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Bina kahe jo sab kuch keh jate hai,Bina kasur
jo sab kuch seh jate hai,Dur reh kar bhi jo apna
farz nibhate hai,Wo hi rishte To"APNE" Kehlate Hai..

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Relationship is lyk Tajmahal:
Everybody vil wonder hw beautiful it is.
But nobody can undrstand hw difficult it ws to build..!!


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RISHTE TO SABHI ANMOL HOTE HE, 
PAR ISE AHMIYAT KUCH ACCHE LOG
DETE HE,DIL TO SABHI KO DETA HE KHUDA, 
PAR ISME JAGAH KUCH AAP JAISE LETE HAI...

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Relationship is not the thing to hold 1's hand
when thousands are with you. But when 
thousands are against you....

***************

Value of relation is not that how much one
feels happy with someone but it is the emptyness
that one feel without someone....

*************

Relationship is like Tajmahal-
Everybody wonders how beautiful it is!
But nobody can understand how difficult 
it was to build & maintain!!

*************


My sweetest memory - UR msg!
My biggest sadness - The distance!
My biggest hope - i will see you soon!
My strongest prayer - our relation continues 4ever.

*************

Some relations never demand personal presence!
Its d confidence in d relation which assures dat 
wen needed d person will always b vd u!!

*************


A beautiful relationship doesnt depend on how
gud understanding we have vd someone!
It depends on how well we avoid misunderstandings!!

*************


Many relation will come in to life just as rain on ocean.. 
But only some will take the best place like the drop which
fortunately becomes pearl...!!

************


A relationship is a two way street. 
It's never all your fault or the other 
persons. You go into the relationship 
together and work through it all together.


***********

Sweet Roses are Easy to Catch,
Sweet Words are Easy to Speak...
But Sweet relations R hard 2 get....
But My Good Luck, I got U..

************

Share A Heart Which Never Break,
Share A Smile Which Never Hurts,
Give A Touch Which Never Pains,
Maintain A Relationship Which Never Ends.



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sharing the lovely relationship not only depends
on d spoken wordsbut it also depends on
understanding dunspoken words…

************

relationships does not get closer by meeting,
its sweentend by thoughts, i care for u in my 
own way,u will never know, perheps 
i will never show....

***********


Our Relationship is like a book, it may take 
few seconds to burn but years to write. 
Write it carefully and never let it burn.

************


Some relations never demand personal presence.
Its d confidence in d relation which makes u aware 
dat wen u need a frd, I'm always with u!!


************

A relationship is a two way street.
It's never all your fault or the other persons. 
You go into the relationship together and work
through it all together.....

************


a relation is sweet when it is new...but it is
sweeter when it is true !But you know what...
its sweetest when its with u..


*************

Some relations never demand personal presence.
Its d confidence in d relation which makes u aware
dat wen u need a frd, I'm always with u!! :-)

**************

A relation is when sum 1 hurts u,u dont hurt back...
When sum 1 shouts at u,u dont shout back...
But when sum 1 needs u,u always come back...:-)

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People who we have met throughout our life,
Become a part of the person who we are today.
We learn and we grow from the relationships;
Each one touching us, in it’s own special way....



*************

if u r interested in building a stable relationship
then u need to make sure that u admire each 
others personalities and minds.....


*************

Good heart & good nature are 2 
diffrent things;Good heartcan win
many relationships, But good nature
can sustain life long relationship.....


**************

Hugs r to pull two people together,but why is
dat u can never see d other person's expression
wen it happens? Coz sum great moments r meant 2 b felt.

*************


Learn thet wisdom of Compromise. 
It is better to bend a Little rather 
then to Break Any Relationship forever...

***************


relationships does not get closer by meeting,
its sweentend by thoughts, i care for u in my
own way,u will never know, perheps i will never show.

************


sharing the lovely relationship not only depends 
on d spoken wordsbut it also depends on 
understanding dunspoken words…
good evening……


*************

A good relation does not depend
on'how good undersanding we have'..
but,it depends on'how better we avoid
misunderstandings'.....

*************

Relationships are like steplings a paper,
its easy to attach, but difficult to deattach
and if you try to deattach ,it leaves the paper damaged.

*************

Don't Wait Until Its 2 Late 2 Tell Some1..
How Much U Love.
How Much U Care.
bCoz When They'll Go Out
No Matter How Loud U Shout & Cry
They Wont Hear U aNy More..


*************

A True Relationship iz not like the Rain which pours and goes away,
A True Relationship iz like the Air sometimes Silent but always around u.

*************

Distances never separate any relation,
time never builds any relation.
If feelings r true 4rm heart,
then friends r always friends forever..


*************

The "Rain" may cover the

"Sun" but we know that the

"Sun" never forgets to shine,

just like u.I may not even see u often.

But you always "Shine" in my Prayers.

Bcz Of Our Relation

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If SoMeOnE AsKs Me What is FRIENDSHIP"I wOuLd SiT nExT TO yOu, PuLL YoU aLL CloSe tO Me, PuT mY ArMs ArOuNd YoU aNd sAy pRoUdLy,

  "DiS Is

       FRIENDSHIP,

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Dil ka Rishta hai hamara,

Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumahra,

Her yaad me hai chehra tumahra,

SMS nahi to kya hua Zindagi bhar saath nibhane ka wada hai hamara.

()"""()

( ' ,' )

""" hey u..!

Yes u...

The cute one

Holdin dis phone!

Jus wntd 2 say

I'm cuter dan u.!

*************

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( '_' ) Cööl

(,l:l,) Mörning,

ä

WÄrm

NÖÖN DÄY,

& ä

GÖLDÉN

SÜN SÉT.

Bé happy,

its

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däy for you..

Very GÖÖD MörninG.

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"Kudrat ke karismo me agar raat na hoti, khwabo me bhi unse mulaqat na hoti,ye dil har ek gam ki wajah hai,ye dil hi na hota to koi baat na hoti..."

*************

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@ ( -_- ) @

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'iF mY vOiCe cAnNoT rEaCh U..mY pRaYeRs will always B there with U,.....take care.. GOO

*************
Relation are not an Exam to Pass or Fail, or its not a Competition to Win or Lose.
Its a Feeling You Care for Someone More than Yourself.

************* 
Khubsurat sa 1 pal kissa bn jata hai, jane kb kon zindgi ka hissa bn jata hai, kuch log zindgi me milte hain aise, jin se kbhi na tutne wala rishta ban jata Hai

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Hamesha Yaad Rakho K,,

Rishtay Khoon k Nahi Hotay,,

Rishtay Ehsas k Hotay Hain…

Agar Ehsas ho to Ajnabi Bhi Apne,,

Agar Ehsas Na ho to Apne Bhi Ajnabi…

*************

RISHTE TO SABHI ANMOL HOTE HE, PAR ISE AHMIYAT KUCH ACCHE LOG DETE HE,DIL TO SABHI KO DETA HE KHUDA, PAR ISME JAGAH KUCH AAP JAISE LETE HAI

*************

U konw what???

any realationship should be

Partial like mirror...

strong like concret,

colourful like rainbow,

and ideal like 'U and ME'

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To love without condition,
To talk without intention,
To give without reason,
To care without expectation,
Is the art of true relation

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Hey Sis,
When the world goes dark,
Stars are there…
When the journey breaks up,
Hope is there…
When the entire world is vanished,
And you feel left alone…
Tilt your head and look beside you,
Will bring you comfort feeling of
Care and affection molds on you,
As your Brother is always beside you

************* 
Zindgi ki kitab k kuch panne hote hai,
Kuch apne, Kuch begane hote hain.
Pyar se savwar jati hai zindgi,
Bas Pyar se rishte nibhane hote hai.

************* 

Muskurahat ka koi MOL nahi hota,
Kuch Rishto ka koi TOL nahi hota,
Waise DOST to mil jate hai RASTE pe par har koi aapki tarah 'ANMOL' nahi hota....

************* 
.
: :. , , .: :. ": :.¤.: :"
: ¥ :
": :-'!'-: :" Butterflies always find their way to something sweet. This 1 found u.
.: :. , , .: :. ": :.¤.: :"
: ¥ :
": :-'!'-: :" Butterflies always find their way to something sweet. This 1 found u.

************* 

()"" ') I need
( , Ö ) 2 ask u
(,,)'¥')something!

()'""()
((")' ) But i'm
(/"(,,) shy!

()''"()
((")("))
(/"¥"l )
I M VERY CUTE NA.

*************

A lady to another lady:jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise? She says: wo kabhi -kabhi sorry mangne aa jate hai.

*************

,.+""-., ,.-""+,
#( -_-)(-_- )#
*>")("<>")("<*
""-.,*,.-""
keep this locket safe as it contains our photo. Proof of our Frndship..

*************
Tum Kya Jano Kya Hoti Hai Tanhai,Is Tutte Hua Patte Se Puch Kya Hoti Hai Judai,Yu Bewafai Ka ilzam Na De Zalim,Is Waqt Se Puch Ki Kis Waqt Teri Yaad Nahi Ayee.

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Unki muskaan hamari kamzori hai,unhe keh nahi pana hamari majburi hai,vo kyon nahi samajhte hamari khamoshi ko ,kya khamoshi ko zubaan dena zaruri hai.....

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Zndagi ne khushiyon ko pukara hai,Sada muskurao tum,Tumhara har gam hamara hai,Phul khilte rahe jevan me tumhare,Kanto k liye daaman hamara hai.

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Zindagi mein kabhi to Hame yaad karoge, Mehfil mein nahin to tanhai mein fariyaad karoge, Humsa na mila na milega koi dost, tab apni kismat pe naaz karoge.

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 Yun hi aankhon se aansu bahte nahin,Kisi aur ko hum apna kahte nahin.Ek tum hi ho jo zindgi main ruk se gaye,Varna rukne ke liye hum kisi se kahte nahin..

*************
Mumkin nahi shayad kisi ko samaj pana , samjhe bina kisi se kya dil lagana, aasan hai kisi ko pyar karna, bahut mushkil hai kisi ka pyar pana........

*************
Meri har khata pe naraz na hona. apni pyari si muskan kabhi na khona.sukun milta hai dekhkar apki muskan ko.mujhe maut bhi aye to kabhi na rona :-)

*************

Good Relations......

doesn't need any promises any terms or conditions

it just need two wonderful people

one sweet like me ...:-)

one Cool like u;-)

*************
Dimag jiska ICE, Jivan uska Nice; Dil Jiska Pure, Saflta

Mile Sure; Nazar Jiski Clear, Wo Ho Sabka Dear; Aisa Kaun or
Kahan........ Are "MAIN HOON NA".

*************

Sabandh apna sachvay evu karjo,

Vafana fulo na karmay evu karjo,

Ochi mulakato ma bandhi 6 dosti,

Pn jindagi bhar na bhulay evu karjo

*************

Saga-vhala shabd aam to sathe bolay 6,
Pn duniya ma avar navar evu najre pade 6 k,
Je saga hoi e vhala nathi hota ne j vhala hoi e saga nathi hota..!


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Republic Day SMS

Still Sleeping ?
The nation need you !
You need to be Awaken !
You are part of world’s biggest Democracy ..
Today is the day when We got our own constitution..
Its Indian Republic Day..
Wake up and Value the Day – 26 the January....


************** 


Freedom is not worth having if it does 
not include the freedom to make mistakes.
Happy Republic Day..... 


************* 
Lets celebrate and solute the noble cause,
Its our nation which is shining as it was,
Its REPUBLIC DAY Today…
Don’t forget the effort,make it movement of mass !!  


************** 


The difference between what we do and 
what we are capable of doing would suffice
to solve most of the world’s problems
Happy Republic Day....


*************
Thousands laid down there lives so that 
our country breath this day… 
never forget there sacrifice..
Happy Independence day..... 


***********
Other might have forgotten,
But never can i,
The Flag of my country
Furls very high,
Happy Independence day.....


************* 


If not other than our common
ground to meet,
let me remember the anonymous,
for once at least,
beyond the patriotic floats display
on a Republic Day.....


************* 


The greatness of a nation and its moral 
progress can be judged by the way its
animals are treated
Happy Republic Day.... 


***********


Our life iz full of colors and I hope this 
26th January will add more colors in ur life.
Happy Republic Day...... 


************ 


How long should one sleep on a National Holiday?
Isn’t 60 Years enough?
We don’t look forward to 26th Jan as Republic day. 
But only as day, we could sleep till late.
Get up India. Rise and Shine ! 


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Expansion of INDIA
I - INDIAN
N - NOT
D - DELAY
I - IN
A - ACTION
Happy Republic Day...... 


*************


Let us remember the golden heritage of
our country and feel proud to be a part of
India.

HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY..... 


************** 


thousands laid down their lives
so that our country breath this day...
never forget their sacrifice..
Happy Republic day.....  


************** 


Other Might Have Forgotten
But Never Can I
The Flag Of My Country
Furls Very High
Happy Republic Day..... 

***********

100 Crores of people combindly fall
in love with one its is India
Happy Republic Day....  

*********** 

Heartly Citizens,
Heartly Nationas,
Healthy Republic Day Greeting
From You well wisher
Happy Republic Day....  

************ 

31 states,
1618 languages,
6400 castes,
6 ethnic groups,
29 festivals,
1 COUNTRY, 
PROUD TO BE INDIAN.
Happy Republic Day !  

************* 

Constitution Gave us
Faith, freedom , Peace an Pride.
So Let's Value the Day it was created
And Wish Happy Republic day with a smile.... 

***************


Let us remember the golden heritage of our
country and feel proud to be a part of India.
HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY!!!! 

************


Justice
Liberty
Equality
Fraternity
may our dream of a new
tomorrow come true for us
Happy Republic Day.....

************

31 states,
1618 languages,
6400 castes,
6 religion,
6 ethnic groups,
29 major festivals & 1 country!
Be proud to be an INDIAN...!.
Republic DAY wishes..
Vande matram.

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Gandhi swapna jab satya bana,
Desh tabhi jab gantantra bana,
Aaj fir sae yaad kare woh mehnat,
Jo thi ki veero ne,aur bharat gantantra bana.
Gantantra Divas Ki Shubhkamnayen.......

**************

Freedom in Mind,
Faith in Words,
Pride in our Heart,
Memories in our Souls.
Lets Salute the Nation on REPUBLIC DAY..... 

**************

=--..__..-=-._.
!=--..__..-=-._;
!=- -..@..-=-._;
!=--..__..-=-._;
!
i
i
!
!
HAPPY REPUBLICAN DAY
Let's Sing with me our National anthem
n' salute to our INDIA..... 

*************
 ..-._.--.
'-., .'
_-' I '-._ _.._
._.-.' LOVE ' -' .-'
'._/| MY , ';'-
'. INDIA /
'. .'
'.,_,.'
Jai Hind.

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Aao jhuk kar salam kare unko, jinke hisse me ye mukam aata hai, khusnasib hota hai wo khoon jo desh ke kaam aata hai, "HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY"

*************
One Nation, One Vision, One Identity
"No Nation is Perfect, it needs to be made perfect."
Meri Pehchaan Mera India
Happy Republic Day.

*************

 DESH bahkto kai balidaan sai, SWATNATRA hoai hai hum..koi puche kon ho to GRAV sai kahnge bhartiya hai ham...
****HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY.. IN ADDVANCE***

*************

Tairna hy to samandr main tairo nade naalon main kia rakha hy
Pyar krna hy to watan sy karo in bewafa laakion main kya rkha hy
Happy republic day
*************
 Apunka pehala SMS 26th Jan Ko, ye le pakad le
Sare zahan se achcha hindusta hamara ,
aao milke wada kare jhanda ucha rahe hamara!
--------------happy republic day-----------------

*************
Expansion of INDIA
I - INDIAN
N - NOT
D - DELAY
I - IN
A - ACTION
Happy Republic Day 

*************

FREEDOM IN THE MIND,
FAITH IN THE WORDS,
PRIDE IN OUR HEARTS &
MEMORIES IN OUR SOULS...
LETS SALUTE,
THE NATION ON Republic Day!
VANDE MATARAM
 
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Ramadan SMS

Iftaar se pehle,
(‘.’)
/].[\
_/ \_
Aur,
Iftaar k baad
_(‘.’)_
/( . )\
_!/ \!_
!!!! Control yaar control !!!


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Wish You Holly RAMADAN.
Walk Humbly,
Talk Politely,
Dress Neatly,
Treat Kindly,
Pray Attentively,
Donate Generously,
May ALLAH Bless & Protect You AAMEEN


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