Daring SMS

wO tO Pan! k Qtry Ha!n
JO ankhOn Se Beh Jaty Ha!n,
ansO tO wO hOte Ha!n jO Dard
Bn K ankhOn Ma Reh Jaty Ha!n....

Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not
keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure...

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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi. 
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi!



HALLO, this is your mobile.
There is no particular problem.
I just wanted to leave your pocket, 
want the smell is unbearable!!! 

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This is your boss: "You are allowed
to read the newspaper during the
working hours and do certainly
not miss the job adds....

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I do not swear, I do not smoke and 
I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette
has fallen in my glass of beer ...
 
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I like your style
I like your class
but most of all I like your ass...

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
but a face like
yours belongs in the zoo....

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You know when you are really too fat
When you are on the beach and
Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.....
 
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Kabhi kabhi zindagi khilona ban jati he
Jise dil me basana chahte he
Wo surat sirf yaad bankar reh jati hai....

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I think you are ugly and stupid, 
You are a real pain in the ……
Wait a moment…. oh no, I do
have the right number… 


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Oké honey, we will try one 
more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?

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I love the sea, I love the rocks, 
but when I see you I need to puke...

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The more the merrier.
The more women, the more prettier....

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Rah na pao gy kbhe bhula kr dekh lo
Yakeen ni aata to azma kr dekh lo
Har jaga mehsoos ho ge kami humare
Apne mehfil ko kitna b saja kr dekh lo...

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U r so beautiful, gorgeous and faithful.
It is a pity that I dont like animals!!!

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If yu hav ur pictures where u look old, 
keep them. In twenty years u can prove
that u have not changed a bit....



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A Frnds Luv sayz:
If yu evr need any thing,
Ill be there."

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Tru Love sayz:
You will nevr need anything....

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 You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!

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