Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia!
Itni mahengai ki k hansto ko rula dia
Socha tha k shayud salary barhay gi,
Salary ghanta barhi, GHANTA barha dia...
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Zardari ka Farman,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan....
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Those who are too smart to engage in
politics are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.....
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The Constitution only guarantees the
American people the right to pursue
happiness. You have to catch it yourself....
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Apparently, a democracy is a place where
numerous elections are held at great cost
without issues and with interchangeable
candidates.....
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Some men change their party for the sake
of their principles; others their principles
for the sake of their party....
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Those who are too smart to engage in politics
are punished by being governed by those who
are dumber.....
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Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country
are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's
the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity.
But then, we elected them.....
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Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to
behave badly around women. And I hope I never
get into that.....
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Mankind will never see an end of trouble until...
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power... become lovers of wisdom.
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I do not feel obliged to believe that the same
God who has endowed us with sense, reason,
and intellect has intended us to forgo their use...
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A good leader is a person who takes a little more
than his share of the blame and a little less than
his share of the credit....
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Politics - I don't know why, but they seem to have
a tendency to separate us, to keep us from one
another, while nature is always and ever making
efforts to bring us together....
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One of the penalties for refusing to participate
in politics is that you end up being governed by
your inferiors.....
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Nearly all men can stand adversity,
but if you want to test a man's character,
give him power.....
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Politicians are the same all over.
They promise to build a bridge even
where they is no river....
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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.
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Federal politicians are still barred from spamming
an electorate in one hit. But they can now text up
to 7000 constituents, or almost 10 per cent of their
electorate, over three years....
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The word 'politics' is derived from the
word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the
word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking
parasites'....
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Some men change their party for the sake
of their principles; others their principles for
the sake of their party....
************
Those who are too smart to engage in politics
are punished by being governed by those who
are dumber.......
***********
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long,
has been concerned with right or left instead of
right or wrong....
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A good leader is a person who takes a little more
than his share of the blame and a little less than his
share of the credit....
************
A patriot must always be ready to
defend his country against his government.
************
Nearly all men can stand adversity,
but if you want to test a man"s
character, give him power....
***********
We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men to place
our Confidence in....
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Some men change their party for the sake
of their principles; others their principles
for the sake of their party.....
***********
A good leader is a person who takes a little
more than his share of the blame and a little
less than his share of the credit....
************
A patriot must always be ready to
defend his country against his government.
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Among politicians the esteem of religion is
profitable; the principles of it are troublesome....
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A promising young man should go into
politics so that he can go on promising
for the rest of his life....
************
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.
************
Too bad all the people who know how to
run the country are busy driving cabs and
cutting hair.....
************
One of the penalties for refusing to participate
in politics is that you end up being governed by
your inferiors....
************
Politics - I don't know why, but they seem to have
a tendency to separate us, to keep us from one another,
while nature is always and ever making efforts to bring
us together...
*************
The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly',
meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning
'blood sucking parasites'....
***********
Politicians are the same all over.
They promise to build a bridge
even where they is no river....
***********
Politics gives guys so much power that they
tend to behave badly around women. And I
hope I never get into that....
************
Those who are too smart to engage in
politics are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.....
***********
Mankind will never see an end of trouble until...
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power... become lovers of wisdom.
***********
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God
who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect
has intended us to forgo their use......
***********
Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country
are decent, hardworking, honest Americans.
It's the other lousy two percent that get all the
publicity. But then, we elected them.....
************
It is the duty of every citizen according to his best
capacities to give validity to his convictions in political affairs.
************
The more you read and observe about this
Politics thing, you got to admit that each
party is worse than the other. The one
that's out always looks the best....
************
The Constitution only guarantees the American
people the right to pursue happiness. You have
to catch it yourself.....
************
Some men change their party for the sake
of their principles; others their principles for
the sake of their party.......
************
Apparently, a democracy is a place where
numerous elections are held at great cost
without issues and with interchangeable
candidates.....
***********
Leadership is the art of getting someone
else to do something you want done
because he wants to do it....
***********
Any party which takes credit for the rain
must not be surprised if its opponents
blame it for the drought....
**********
A good leader is a person who takes
a little more than his share of the blame
and a little less than his share of the credit.
***********
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in
politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.
************
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A.,
M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they
don't have a J.O.B.....
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
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Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right. -Byrd Baggett
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Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?
Pathan:
Pata nahi..?
Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?
Pathan:
"ZARDARI"
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DAD: Ap ki harkaton ne to khandaan ki izzat par daagh laga diya.
Zardari: hahahahaha, BETA daagh to chala jayega ye waqt phir nahi ayega.
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