Friday, July 9, 2010

Mahatma Ghandhi SMS

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh 
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time

ke salmaan khan thay!!

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Gandhi Jayanti poem SMS
Raghupati Raghav raja Ram, patit pavan Sita Ram
Sita Ram Sita Ram,Bhaj pyare tu Sitaram
Ishwar Allah tero naam, Saab ko Sanmti de Bhagavan...


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May the spirit of truth and non-violence
be with us in this Gandhi Jayanti....

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Its day of celebrations
Its day to value a special person
Person who is the cause of our nation
Who taught world the lesson of non-violence
Its Mahatama Gandhi..The Father of Nation ! 


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Satya ahinsha ki andhi hai,
Chalta Seena Tane ,
Bura Na Mano Gandhi Hai...


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Jo Bhagwan ko nahi manta use me Insaan nahi manta,
aur, jo Gandhiji ko nahi manta use me Indian nahi manta.
Wishing all Indians happy ‘Gandhi Jayanti’ on 2nd Oct.


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Happy Gandhi Jayanti SMS The father of the nation 
with the tools of truth and nonviolence Freed our
nation from imperialism Follow path of truth and
wisdom Pay homage to this great leader on
GandhiJayanti & always....

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Ishwar alla tero nam sab ko sanmati de bhagwan,
In remembarence of the mahatma,
HAPPY Gandhi Jayanti…!!


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It’s day of celebrations,
Its day to value a special person,
Person who is the cause of our nation,
Who taught world the lesson of non-violence,
Its Mahatama Gandhi..
The Father of Nation…


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Aaeey mamu aaj Bapu ka janmadin hai,
Boleto Gandhi jayanti hai,
To mast mein bapu ko yaad karane ka,
Aur is msg ko dosto me forward karke,
Gandhigiri phailane ka kya mamu....


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“The difference between what we do and
what we are capable of doing would suffice
to solve most of the world’s problems”

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“The most heinous and the most cruel crimes
of which history has record have been committed 
under the cover of religion or equally noble motives”

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“You can chain me, you can torture me, 
you can even destroy this body, but you 
will never imprison my mind.”

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Its day of celebrations
Its day to value a special person
Person who is the cause of our nation
Who taught world the lesson of non-violence
Its Mahatama Gandhi..The Father of Nation !


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Dedi Azadi jisne bina Kadak bina Dhal
Andhi me bi jalti rahi gandi teri mashal
sabarmati k sant tunekar diya kamal.....


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Desh k liye jisne vilas ko thukraya tha,
Tyag videshi dhage usne khud hi khaadi banaya tha,
Pehen k kaath ki chappal jisne Satyagrahe ka raag sunaya tha

Desh ka tha anmol wo deepak jo “Mahatman” Kehlaya that...
 

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Frnds I’m Collecting
Gandhiji’s Photos.
Give ur Contribution
2 my Collection.
A small Condition is -
It must be on
500 or 1000 Rupees Note…


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Santa: Sir
Gandhi Ji Ke Sar Pe
Baal Q Nahi The?
Sir> Intelligent
Logo Ki Nishani He
Santa> Ha
Tabi To
Ladkio Ke Itne
Lambe Baal Hote He !


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CIRCUIT-Bhai, GANDHI JAYANTI
Ke Bare Me Batao.
MUNNA BHAI-Gandhi Mast,
Solid Admi Tha.
Par JAYANTI Ke Sath Kya Lafda Tha,
Ye Apun Nahi Janta....


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Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika…?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye,

doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!…….hahahah..

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Munnabhai:Ye gandhi Bapu har note par haste kyu rehte hai?
Cicuit:Simple hai bhai…
Royenge to note geela nahi ho jayega!!


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Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old...


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Ek bar Gandhiji k head par 8-10 baal aaye.
Wo Barbar k paas gaye.Barbar angry me 
pucha CUT karu ya COUNT karu? 
Gandhiji sharmake COLOUR Karo....

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Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!!!


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ganshi ji chale gaye desh ko 
ajad karke or netao ko chod gaye....  


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forthcoming generation will hardly believe
that there was a man of such character, 
it would be totally like theory of relativity now.....

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The father of the nation
with the tools of truth and nonviolence
Freed our nation from imperialism
Follow path of truth and wisdom
Pay homage
to this great leader
on Gandhi Jayanti & always


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 Ishwar alla tero nam sab ko sanmati de bhagwan,
In remembarence of the mahatma,
HAPPY Gandhi Jayanti…!!


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