Miscellaneous SMS

Stress is when you wake up and

realises that you haven't slept yet..

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I want to live in Switserland where the

mountains are higher than the taxes.....

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I am still single, my parents-in-law 

were not able to have children....

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We do have to go to school ... 

Have to is force ... Forcing is slavery .... 

Slavery is forbidden ... SO ... 

we do not have to go to school!

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The word HELLO means: H=How are you? 

E=Evrything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you!

L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..

SO, HELLO.......

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Women are like hurricanes! When they come

they are wet and heavy. When they leave they 

take your home and your car ! !

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Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, 

Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines,

Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday

Now bug off and don't annoy me for the 

next 12 months!!

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why do i text u? its my choice its my way 

of sayin dat i remembr u. why do i remembr u?

il neva know its not my choice its my hearts....

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Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyones there..

lions, tigers, cheetas and ape, but the meetin cant start 

because the monkey is reading this text.....

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Munna-apun ka desh kaun chalata hai? 
Circuit-bhai simple hai...apna SMS.
Munna-kya fekta hai?Circuit-bhai sms bole to ....
SARDAR MANMOHAN SINGH...


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1 Pathan ne 1 cow ki kiss li Phr toba karney laga,
k zehan main shetan agaya tha,

usi waqt shetan aya or bola:
“Ullu k pathay yeh harkat to mere zehan main bhi nahi thi”.

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Passenger :
Ager Sub Trains Late Hon To
Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?
Pathan :
Ager Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To
Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .


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When you develop the ability to listen to
anything without losing ur temper or self-confidence,

It means you have become EDUCATED..!

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Hurting Sumone is as easy as Cutting a Tree
But making Sumone Happy is like Growing a Tree
It Takes a Lot of Time
So.. Don't hurt anyone !

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Time is free, but it's priceless.
You can't own it, but you can use it.
You can't keep it, but you can send it.
Once you've lost it, you can never get it back....


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Never SEARCH ur HAPPINESS in OTHERS.
It'll MAKE u FEEL "ALONE"
But SEARCH it in "URSELF"
u will FEEL HAPPY even if u r "ALONE".:-)


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Every Action has an equal and an opposite reaction.
Similarly, every proverb has an equal and an opposite
proverb! There always exist two sides of the same coin!

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What is d Most Elastic Element of this world?
It's TIME It maximises the minutes when U R
missin sum1 & minimises the hours when U R wid sum1.


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If god answers your prayer,he is increasing your faith.
If he delays,he is increasing your patience.
If he doesn't answer he knows,you can handle it perfect...

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do not expect others to be like you bcoz life 
becomes really boring wen u hav to live only
with ur shadow. Respect the uniqueness in 
every human...


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Teacher to pathan:
Batao 'Qaatil' kise kehte hain?
Pathan: nahi pata
Teacher: farz karo tum apne baap ka
qatal kar do tu tum kia kehlao gay?
Pathan: "YATEEM"

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Pathan ko DRIP Lagi
Jb DRIP END hone lagi tow usne
apne bhai se kaha jao SISTER ko bula k lao
Wo 3 din k baad Quetta se apni BEHN ko le aya....


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One can count the number of seeds in an apple.
but,
One cannot the count the number of apples in a seed...!
FUTURE is unseen.Always HOPE for the BEST....

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know what's great about u?
ur a nice person........
....even when nobody's looking....

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The best shair written on A rickshaw! 
Ferrari ka Baap, Nissan ka Nana… 
Yeh rickshaw chala raha hai pathan deewana..

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Admi:Tumhari shadi kis se hui? Pathan:
Hamara 1 aurat se shadi hua hai Admi:
Bewakuf kabhi kisi mard se bhi shadi hoti hai?
Pathan:Han hamara Behan ka hua hai...

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Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya. Pathan bola: 
'o yara is pankhe k niche betho tumhe sawaab milega.
Mehman:wo kese?
Pathan: hm ye pankha masjid se utaar k laya hai...

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Pathan:molvi sahab koi aisa tareeqa btao
k mai khao peeo or mera roza na tote 
molvi:logo se mukke or laat khao or 
gussa pee jao roza nai tote ga.;-)


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Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do.
Wife:
Mein nahi bana rahi.
Pathan
Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana doonga...

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Pathan or Gadhe me 3 Batien Common hain
1.Bachpan me Dono Khubsurat hote hn
2.Bachpan se hi Mehnati hote hn
3.Bare ho kr Dono Transport ka Kaam kerte hai.

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Pathan ko gali me para 100 ka note mila,
Jis pe likha tha
“EID MUBARAK”
Pathan ne chup k se note jeib me rakhte huye kaha
“KHER MUBARAK....

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Pathan ny chalange kiya k 
Woh minar-e-pakistan ko apne sar par
utha kar peshawar ja sakta hai.
Hazaron log ikthay ho gaye...
Pathan bola: bus isey utha kar mere sar par rakho tum....


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Admi: Tum Bahaduri Wala Konsa Kaam Kar Sakte Ho?
Pathan: Mein Saanp Ke Saath Khel Sakta Hoon...
Admi: Woh Kaise??
Pathan: Hamare Mobile Mein Snake Wala Game Jo Hai...

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Bill gates gave 50 Rs tip to the waiter.
Waiter:Sir,yestrday your son gav 500Rs tip, & U gave only 50?
Gates:He is the son of a millionaire,Im the son of farmer. Live it.


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Ek lady train se utri, ek pathan se poocha ye konsa station hai?
Pathan ne socha… socha… socha… socha… socha phir bola
“Baji ye Railway Station hai”



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2 Arabi ek doosre ko arabi main galiyan de rahe thay, 
Qareeb se guzarte hoye pathan ne unse kaha… 
Qaari Sahab, Hamare liye bhi dua karna.....

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"Prayer" is a free out going call to GOd.
No Battery,
No charging,
No network problems always good signal,
Endless talk time...
So keep praying...

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Very short but much truthful line..!!

'Mirror is my best friend,,,


...because when I cry it never laughs..

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Love+Care+Hope="Maa"

Dar+Prem+Respect="Papa"

Play+Help="Brother&Sister"

Sukh+Dukh="Wife"

Above all+life="Friend

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Five things never come back,
The spoken words..
The wasted Time..
The Past life..
The lost Love..
The Neglected Opportunity..
So Think twice,Act wise!

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The most critical moment in life.

When someone very special hurts you so deeply,

causes tears in your eyes.

and ask, “What happen”?

but you just reply, “NOTHING”

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Beutiful words : "Everyday starts with some expectation"

but


"everyday ends with some Exprience".........:- )

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Beautiful line for " MOM & DAD"
Aziz B wo he nasib b vo he,Duniya ki bhid me karib b wo he,unki duao se hi chalti he zindgi,quki khuda b wo he taqdir b wo he..

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Teacher: Batao kay chooza anday say

kaisay nikalta hai???

Pathan: Miss yeh baat itna important nai..

Soochnay wala baat yeh hai kay chooza

Anday main ghusa kaisay????


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Girl:
Lekin mein tumse Umer mein 1 saal barri hoon..!

Pathan:
Oye baaji fikar kyun karta hy,
Hum tumse aglay saal shaadi karlega..!

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MAAFI mangnay ka ye matlab hargiz nahi hota hai.
K
Aap Ghalat Ho.
Balke
Iska Matlab Hai k
Aap Apne Taaluq ko Apni Anaa se Ziyada Ehmiyat Dete Hain…

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 Aankhon Mein Manzilein Thi…
Gire Aur Sambhalte Rahe…
Aandhiyon Mein Kya Dum Tha…
Chiraag Hawa Mein Bhi Jalte Rahe…

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Mushqilo Mein Bhaag Jaana Asaan Hota Hai…
Har Pehlu Zindigi Ka Imtihaan Hota Hai…
Darne Wale Ko Kuch Nahi Milta Zindigi Mein…
Aur Ladne Walo Ke Kadmo Mein Jahaan Hota Hai…

Chand Taron Ka Noor Tujpe Barse,
Har Koi Teri Chahat Ko Tarse,
Teri Zindagi Mein Aaye Itni Khushian,
Ke Tu Ek Gham Paane Ko Tarse.

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Pathar Ko Pani Mein Mat Phenko,
Isse Koi Aur Bhi Peeta Hoga,
Jeena Hai To Khush Hoke Jeeyo,
Tumhe Dekhkar Koi Aur Bhi Jeeta Hoga…

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Muskurana hi Khushi nahi hoti,
Umar bitana hi Zindagi nahi hoti,
Khud se bhi zyada khayal rakhna padta hai dosto ka,
Kyoki Dost kehna hi Dosti nahi hoti.

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If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with IT?

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luck is not in Ur hand
Bt work is always in Ur hand
Luck never make Ur work
Bt work can make Ur luck
So always Trust in Urself
U can do everything.

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Good MORNING
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"Løve"
i$ the mø$t beåütifül trüth øf life

Never ignør the per$øn whø Løve$ u
God bless u.

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Dil armaano se houseful hai,

Poore hoge ya nahi ye doubtful hai,

Is duniya mein har cheej wonderful hai,

Par khali haath jana ye kudrat ka rule hai.

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Intzaar rahta hai har sham tera,

Raate katati hai le-lekar naam tera,

Muddat se baitha hu ye aas paale,

Kal aayega koi paigaam tera.

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Anhon ki aawaaz kuch hoti hai,

Aansuon ki aag kuch aur hoti hai,

Kaun chahata hai bichadna apno se

Vo to vakt ki maar hoti hai.

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Lehron se khelna to smndr ka shoq he
Lagti he chot kesi ye kinaro se pucho

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ek hasti hy jo jan hy meri
jo aan se barh kar maan hy meri
khuda hukam de to kar dun sajda usy
Q k wo r koi nhi "MAA" hy meri

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Kia kahon tujhey ?
khuwab kahoon to toot jayega……… ..
Dil kahoon to bikhar jayega…………..
Agar tera naam zindagi rakh du……
Kam se kam maut se pehle to tera sath na chuth payega….

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 yesterday i was enter into the study room all books r singing a song!

guess what song they r singing?
???
???
 
zara zara touch me touch me

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 Hi friend,
I m here ,
U r there,
But dont care,
Far or near,
We can share,
Happiness & tear,
come here,
Thora or near,
Sit on chair,
And listen with care,
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.
" I miss u dear! "

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Aik chota sa farak hai
yadoon or wadoon main
waaday
hum toor daitay hain
or
yaadain
humein tor deti hain

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Yaar Yeh Dekho..
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Kisi nay poora khaali Message bheja hai
Had hoti hai
Mazaq karnay ki.

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Zindagi main 2 chizain bohat takleef deh hoti hain
Ek woh jis se Mohabbat na ho us k saath rehna
Ek woh jis se Mohabbat ho us k baghair rehna

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Zindagi mai ek subah
Her subah mai ek mosam
Her mosam mai ek yaad
Her yaad mai ek aas
Her aas mai ek khushi
Her khushi mai ek duaa
Aur her duaa mai
“sirf app”
Good Morning

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Lambi hai manzil door hai kinara
Jaane kyun nahi aaya aaj sms tumara
Bhool gai ho number ya naam humara
Ya koi mil gaya hum se bi payara

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MUHABBAT,DOSTI,PYAR,
YE 3 HAR CHEEZ KA MAQABILA KAR SAKTI HEIN
MAGER
I CHEEZ IN 3NOO K TUKRY TUKRY KER SAKTI HAI
OR WO HAI
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SHAK

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zindagi se pocho yeh kia chati hai
bus ek teri wafa chati hai
kitni masoom or nadan hai zindagi
khud bewafa hai or wafa chahati hai

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sinay se laga kar kaha karti thi maa mujh ko
tu laal hai mera na sata mujh ko
pachtaye ga ek din jab mein chali jaon gi
na chahtay hoay bhi akaila choar jaon gi
zamana dikhaye ga garmi ki shiddat tujh ko
yaad kar k roaye ga tu phir mujh ko

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Kisi per Trust Kro to Us Bache ki Tarha
Jis ko Ap Hawa mein Uchalo
to Wo Hansta hai
Darta nahi
Q K Wo Janta hai k Ap Usy Girne nahi do
gy.

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Tanha raaton me yaad koi aata hai,

Waqt mera aksar us ki yad me kat jata hai,

Khushi or ghum main wohi nazar aata hai,

KYON K yeh pagal Dil usy bhot chata hai.

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Har sapna khushi panay se pura nahi hota,

Koi kisi k bina adhora nahi hota...



Jo chand roshan karta hai raat bhar sab ko,

Har raat wo bhi to pura nai hota.

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**Special Nescafe Coffee**

Ek aap ke liye
Or
Ek mere liye

In a Lovely Winter Season.
Jaldi se pi lo.

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Bina waje kisi ko Sataya nahi karte

Had se ziyada kisi ko Rulaya nahi karte,

Jis ki Saanse chalti hon aap ke SMS se,

Un ko apne SMS ke liye tarpaya nahi karte..

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 Jb hum bohlna nhi jante they tu hamara

boley bina MAA hamari batoon ko samajti thi

OR AJJ

Hum har bat pe kehtey hen choro Maa aap Nhi

Samjhogi

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Ae khuda ye dua meri khali na jaye,ki meri dost ki palko me ansu na aaye,ansu nikle to khushi ke nikle,gam ke ansu mere hisse me aa jaye,

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Teri sabhi baatein baar baar yaad karna acha lagta hai..Tumhein khud mein mehsoos karna acha lagta hai..Dua hai bas yahi ke Khuda aapko humse juda na kare..Kyunke tera saanso ke nazdeek rehna acha lagta hai

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Zindgi Me Bar-Bar ye Mukam Aye,Tum Hamare hum Tumhare kaam Aye.Bas Itni si dua hai khuda se,k Agle janam me b Tumhare Dosto me Hamara Naam Aye...

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mangi thi dua mene rub se dena jo alag ho sabse mila diya hum ko tum se aur kaha sambhalo ise ye anmol hai sabse.

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Jub Aap apne Liye Dua Mango To Dusro Ko Bhi yaad Karo Kya Pata Uske Naseeb Ki Khushi Tumhari Dua Ke Intezar Me Ho..

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Khuda kabhi dukh na de mere yar ko, Muje chahe dukhon ka pahaad de de Nayi cycle par ghume DOST mera, Muje chahe purani Mercedez CAR de de.

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Maine jannt ka darwaja khatkhataya awaj aayi, kya chahiye, maine kaha kamyabi, lambi umar, khushi, safalta. awaj aayi kiske liye, maine kaha uske liye jo ye sms padh raha

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Arz kiya hai, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !

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Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyaar kiya woh Italy chali gayi. Khudkhushi karne chala, Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya, Bijali hi chali gayi.

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