hawa me udna machli ka style,
diffrent msg bhejna apun ka style,
muft me msg padhna aapka style,
phado phadi kanjus.....
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Khood ko kar kanjoos itna ki ....
har sms bhejhne se pahale ....
Service center wale khud call kar ke puche...
Beta sach mai is sms ko aage bhejna hai ya
Galti se sent ho Sent ho gaya....
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Bania's Son: Papaji bahar swimming pool
k liye chanda mang rahe he..
Kanjus funny Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta,
Ek lota paani de de....
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Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees
loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab
se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain.
Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania's son: Kutch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Banis's funny son: Me to maths janta hu,
par aap mere papa ko nahi jante...
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dil ki tarah inbox khali pade hai
kyunki SMS ke lale pade hai
yeh to hona he tha
kyunki kanjoos dosto se jo pale pade hai….
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1st baniya - i m so kanjoos i went alone
honeymoon & saved half money,
2nd baniya - u r nothing, i saved all money,
i sent my wife with my friend.
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Sare kanjus mere yaar..
Jo na kare mujhe sms char..
Uske muh pe ho jaye pimple hazar..
Wo bhi bar-2... Lgatar aur chamak dar:*s *
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Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!
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k kanjus 14th floor se neeche gir raha tha
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khidki pe apni
biwi ko roti banate dekha to zor se chillaya-
"meri roti mat banana"-
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jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
Theek usi tarah 2-3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jaoge !!!
dil ki tarah inbox khali pade hai
kyunki SMS ke lale pade hai
yeh to hona he tha
kyunki kanjoos dosto se jo pale pade hai….
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1st baniya - i m so kanjoos i went alone
honeymoon & saved half money,
2nd baniya - u r nothing, i saved all money,
i sent my wife with my friend.
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Sare kanjus mere yaar..
Jo na kare mujhe sms char..
Uske muh pe ho jaye pimple hazar..
Wo bhi bar-2... Lgatar aur chamak dar:*s *
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Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!
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k kanjus 14th floor se neeche gir raha tha
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khidki pe apni
biwi ko roti banate dekha to zor se chillaya-
"meri roti mat banana"-
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jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
Theek usi tarah 2-3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jaoge !!!
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1Glass Pani Lo
us Me Neem K ped Ka Phul Dalo
2Ghante K Liye Rakh Do
Phir Dus Min. Garam Kar K Thanda Karne K Bad Pi Lo
Kanjusi K Keede Mar Jayenge.Fir sms krna....
us Me Neem K ped Ka Phul Dalo
2Ghante K Liye Rakh Do
Phir Dus Min. Garam Kar K Thanda Karne K Bad Pi Lo
Kanjusi K Keede Mar Jayenge.Fir sms krna....
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Kabutar ja...ja...ja
ja..
ja..
aur door ja
ja
ja
ja..
aur door ja
ja
ja
aur
aur
kanjoos k pas ja ke achche msg Leke a a a a...
kanjoos k pas ja ke achche msg Leke a a a a...
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Jab Bhi Kanjusi Ka Oscar Ka Nomination Aayega,
Tumhara Naam Bhi Usme Zarur Aayega,
Agar Ye Padkar Bhi Tumne Reply Nahi Kiya,
To Pehla Prize Bhi Tumhe Mil Jaayega....
Tumhara Naam Bhi Usme Zarur Aayega,
Agar Ye Padkar Bhi Tumne Reply Nahi Kiya,
To Pehla Prize Bhi Tumhe Mil Jaayega....
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Agar Koi achha sa Msg ho to use jaldi se...
Paper par likh kar almari me bandh kar do.
Kahin galti se send na ho jaaye.. Kanjuuuush
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25 25 25
25 25 25
25 25 25
25 25 25 loot-loo! chwaniya hai,
Mujhe sms karne ke kaam aayengi.
Sharmao mat....
25 25 25
25 25 25
25 25 25 loot-loo! chwaniya hai,
Mujhe sms karne ke kaam aayengi.
Sharmao mat....
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Purana Loha becho.
Teen dabba becho.
Tute fute saman becho.
Plastic ke dibbe becho.
Raddi akhbar becho.
Un paiso se
Balance dalva k 2-4
sms bhejo..
Teen dabba becho.
Tute fute saman becho.
Plastic ke dibbe becho.
Raddi akhbar becho.
Un paiso se
Balance dalva k 2-4
sms bhejo..
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Kanjoosi ka National award diya jayega
Aapka naam subse pehle liya jayega
Galti se bhi sms na karma
Warna Award haath se nikal jayega....
Aapka naam subse pehle liya jayega
Galti se bhi sms na karma
Warna Award haath se nikal jayega....
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Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena,
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo.
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam
nahi aati, kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo!
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Phone ek Mandhir,
Sms uska Bhagwan,
Sms bhejne wala Pujari,
Sms padhne wala Bhakt,
Padhkar sms na karne wala
Mandir ke baahar ka Bhikhari.
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saare gawah aur bayano k madde
nazar rakhte hue penal court ki
dhara 420 k tahat msg pad rahe
mujrim ko msg na bhejne k jurm
me KANJOOS karar diya jata he !
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Kya halat ho gayi he jamane ke..
Sabko adat he pese bachane ke..
SMS company walo ne free kar diya he sms..
Phir bhi Tumahri adat nahi gayi Chilar Bachane Ke..
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Na moh na maya hai; Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai;
Humein bhi msg kar k dekh lo;
Nokia/Motorola/Sony ne ye mobile
sirf tumhari GIRLFRIEND k liye
nahi banaya hai.....
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Jis doodh mein makhkhi ho,
wo doodh na piya karo,
kanjus ek phone nahi kar sakte,
kam se kam ek SMS to kiya karo...
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"\;/" :. : :.)'\,
!,!,!""^!,!,!" Gaiya bhej raha hu roj 10 kg Dudh dene wali. Dudh bech Ke balance daal lena aur roj SMS karna!!
Sms uska Bhagwan,
Sms bhejne wala Pujari,
Sms padhne wala Bhakt,
Padhkar sms na karne wala
Mandir ke baahar ka Bhikhari.
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saare gawah aur bayano k madde
nazar rakhte hue penal court ki
dhara 420 k tahat msg pad rahe
mujrim ko msg na bhejne k jurm
me KANJOOS karar diya jata he !
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Kya halat ho gayi he jamane ke..
Sabko adat he pese bachane ke..
SMS company walo ne free kar diya he sms..
Phir bhi Tumahri adat nahi gayi Chilar Bachane Ke..
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Na moh na maya hai; Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai;
Humein bhi msg kar k dekh lo;
Nokia/Motorola/Sony ne ye mobile
sirf tumhari GIRLFRIEND k liye
nahi banaya hai.....
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Jis doodh mein makhkhi ho,
wo doodh na piya karo,
kanjus ek phone nahi kar sakte,
kam se kam ek SMS to kiya karo...
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"\;/" :. : :.)'\,
!,!,!""^!,!,!" Gaiya bhej raha hu roj 10 kg Dudh dene wali. Dudh bech Ke balance daal lena aur roj SMS karna!!
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tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
.
.
.
.
.
Theek usi tarah 2-3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jaoge !!!
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Purana Loha becho.
Teen dabba becho.
Tute fute saman becho.
Plastic ke dibbe becho.
Raddi akhbar becho.
Un paiso se
Balance dalva k 2-4
sms bhejo..
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Na moh na maya hai; Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai; Humein bhi msg kar k dekh lo; Nokia/Motorola/Sony ne ye mobile sirf tumhari GIRLFRIEND k liye nahi banaya hai
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Yeh Jo
Hath Me
4 inch ka dabba Pakda Hai Na
Yeh Sirf Msg
Receive Karne K
Liye Nahi Hai
Iss Se Msg
Send Bhi Hote Hai,
Try krke dekho
Its possible
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MANGO ka juice, CHIKU ka juice, ORANGE ka juice, TETI ka juice,
APPLE ka juice, PINEPLE ka juice, PAPITA ka juice,
GRAP ka juice...
Jo MSG na kare vo KANJUS..!
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Zid apni na chhodi
Aur pyar bhara dil tod diya
Kuchh paiso k liye zaalim
Tumne sms karna chhod diya
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Na jane log kion dartay hain,
kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain,
Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein,
Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.
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CONGRATS" U have been awarded an M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means 'Member of Bhikari Association'
Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A's.
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2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur
2 ki chatni banao
Phr
chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo
Inshahallah
Kanjoosi
K sare jaraseem mar jayenge.
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Sms karne me kitna maza ata hai,
Lekin dil ghabrata hai
Kyon k balance jata hai
Lekin asal maza to tab ata hai,
Jab kanjoos logon se
Sms ka jawab ata hai...!
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Sitam dhane ki bhi had hoti hai.Kisi ko satane ki bhi had hoti hai.Ek SMS karne ki himmat to kar zalim.Free ke sms padne ki bhi had hoti hai..
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kash tum BAKRI hote,
hum tume GHAS khilate or pyar se tumare SING
hilate or puchte msg bhejne me
kanjus kon tu ya main?
to tum pyar
se bolte MAI..MAI..MAI
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Thanks for not sending any SmS.. U hav bcum the Top contender for the "KANJUS RATNA" Award-2008! Na.. Na,, Sms mat karna
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apka SMS laane k liye apna pvt. helicopter Bhej Raha Hu
Ab to KANJUSI chod do
plz
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