Punjabi SMS

Mitha intazar te intazar nalo yaar mitha,
Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha,
Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yaari,
Es to mitha kuj na milna lab layi duniya sari 

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Akhan di benuri changi nahin hundi,
Dostan ton duri changi nahin hundi,
Kade kade milya vi kar yaara,
Har vele SMS naal gal puri nahin hundi. 

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Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c. 

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Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. 
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai....

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Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: 
"Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 
100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka 
bharwata hoon." 

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Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? Inni jaldi?
Ik mint ruko mainu Gud night te bolan deo ji!!
Gud Night hai ji ! O tussi chaho to sweet dreams
bhi dekh lena....

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Tere hathon mitran ne hona ae katal,
Munde tainu kehnde baaran bor di rafal,
Asin wekhnae khud nu tabah karke,
Aaja waj ja bandook diye goliyee ni seene vich tha karke..!! 

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Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne. 

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Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
Mehboob aave ya na aave,
Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae! 

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Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne.
Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6
sawarian ne....

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Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de....

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Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo,
mera vyah ho gaya hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale 
hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar 
nahin hundi....

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Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi... 

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Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde, 
lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde. Aewein 
lokaan pichhe lagya na kar, kaun kehanda hai 
assin tenu yaad ni karde.... 


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RABBA MERAYA!!
Tere kol ik arz meri
rus jaave na kitte dost mera
har vele mangdi khair usdi
Hasda vasda rave SOHNA YAAR mera....

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mein kina bewafa haan jo ik dum usde dil 
cho nikal geya, us vich kini wafa hai jo aaj
v mere dil ch vasde ne....


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Mitha intezaar te intezaar nalo yar mitha..
mitha yar te yar nalo mithi sadi yari..
isto mitha kujh nhi labhna bhave 
ghum lai dunia saari..
gud evening.........

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Phone karna te dunya dari
miss call te sukki yaari
edhar odhar lamyaan calan
mot pendi a sadi vari....



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Assi b Smart, Tussi b Smart,
Sadda Nature b Cool, Twadda b Cool,
Assi b Cute, Tussi b Cute,
bas 1 chota sa Fark hai,
Assi Dil se Saaf, Tussi Dimag se Saaf....


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Ya RABBA!tu jag nu pyar da vairy kyun bna ditta
RAB hasaya te boleya
"tussi keda mere naal changi kiti e
tussi ta YAAR nu hi RAB bna ditta."


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Teri maa di,
Teri phen di,
Tere Pyo di,
Tere chachi di,
Tere Poore Khandaan di,
Tey meri vi,
Tuu Jaan hain.....

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Vehnde hanju di jubaan nahi hundi,Lafzan 
ch mohabbat byan nahi hundi, Pyar mile 
taan usdi kadar karo,Kismat har kise te
meharban nahi hundi......

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Tu zeonda wasda reh sajna, sadi sun
apni keh sajna,mein bhu8lan te mar
javan, tu bhulke v vasda reh sajna...

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kinna sona tenu rab ne banaya...
ho..oo.oo.o
kinna sona..
oye kinna sona tenu rab ne banaya..
te asi 4 din pahla april fool manaya...
ho..oo.oo.o

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Santa: Drinking n driving dono nalo naal nai ho sakde.

Banta: Y?

Santa: Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jau...

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++Read in++ Punjabi- Dil v 13, 80 v tere. 
Hor 10, ki haal ae 13? Yara dosta 9, aenj
nai 27 da. Ok g, ijazat 2. 32 Bujhao, te 100 Jao. 


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TUSSI BARY GREAT OO
RASGULY DI PLATE O
COCK DA CREAT O
ANDY DA AMLATE O
PAWAIN JO WI O
TUSSI BARAY GREAT O
HAHAHA...

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Lao v mitro,kotiya te rajaiya nu karo maaf, 
cooler te A.C kar lo saaf, par subha vich
rakhio narmi, hun bina nahae gal ni ban ni, 
mere valo saria nu happy garmi.....

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santa:Mainu disco dance wich 1st prize milea..
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Banta: Yaar tenu te dance nahi c Aanda..??
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Santa: Yaar mainu Stage te Mirgi da daura pai gaya c...



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chithi likh de nu kalam puchan laggi,
tu kis nu dard sunaun lagga,
koi tainu v yaad karda hai,
k aive hi apna waqt guwaun lagga?



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Phool khile kliyaan khili hun gulab di vari he.
Asi ta msg pejta jnab hun twadi vari he....

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Kuch to "DUNIYADARI" rakho.
Kuch to "DOSTI YAARI" rakho.
Call to tusi karte nahi, SMS hi Jaari rakho.
Varna Mobile almari vich rakho...:-)

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Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,
Sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita,
Assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya,
te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita!!

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khubsurat ta koi nahi hunda,khubsurat ta
sirf khayal hunda.shakal surat di ta koi gal 
nahi hunda,bas dil mileya da sawal hunda.

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Oye dost...

Pata hai kinna miss kitta i tenu

inna..

....(',').....




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Sade Khyal Da Vi Khyal Rakheya Kar,
Har Vele Na Nava Sawal Rakheya Kar,
NOJI Teri Vagdi Rehndi Har Vele,
Kise Vele Taan kol RUMAL Rakheya Kar...


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Baap: Munay, aaj aasman se ek pari aye 
gi or tumhen aik choooti munni gift kar jaey gi.

Beta: O ja Abba, chawlan na maar, 
ammi nu jaldi hospital le k ja.. 

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Tere te qurban saddi yari ay
Hus k mar jaye aes di v teyari ay
Ik silsala na mukke saddi yari da
Asi tanu yad keeta
Chal hun teri vari aye..!

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Sweetoo!Mama Papa Di Jaan.Sadey wal v 
karo Dhiyan..Asi Bohat Han Pareshan…
Towadey Wallon na koi Bell na Koi Sms
da Nishan..Kithey O Meri Jaan?

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Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!


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Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste



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SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!



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Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikli.....
Fiteh Mooh Tusin ethe vii aa gaye !!!


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Dear SIR,BENTI HAI Ke AAJ KAL SCHOOL VICH DIL NAHI LAGDA, TE RAAT NU NeinD NAHI ANDI, KYOKe SCHOOL VICH KUrIYAN GHAT NE TE SADDI CLASS vitch ik  VI NAHI HAI JO HAI OH SAB ENIYAN AJEEB NE K DEKHAN NU JI NI KARDA TE MADMAAN V KOI KHAAS PATAKA NAHI HAN. HOR NI TA KUCHH KAMAVALIYAN HI SOHNIYAN RAKH LAVO.AAP JI DA BAHUT DHANWADI HOWANGA
YOUR FAITHFULLY,


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Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!
 
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Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!


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Soh rab di tenu pyar kita
hor kise nu kade bulaya vi nayi
tenu apni samaj ke dil dita
hor kise te dil kade aaya hii nahi
pyar tere de butte nu pani laya
hor butta pyar da laya hi nayi
teri yaad vich rehnda main sher likhda
hor aj tak sher banaya hi nahi
tu keh pagal ya keh chhalla
gusa gallaa teriya da kade aaya hii nahi 


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Oh aashiq ne gore rang de
saade kol gora rang nahi
saada dil ta ohna de naal hai
par oh saade sang nahi


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yun wo aashiqi ka lete hain imtihan
saima,rema,resham te kala shan
kouj inj v rahwan okhia sunn
kouj gull ich ghum da toaq v see
kouj sherr de loak v zalim sunn
kouj sanoo murrn da shoaq v see


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Dil nu lag jan rog tan ki kariye,
Kisi di yaad chakhian ron tan ki kariye,
Sanu milne di tamana ta rehandi hai dam,
Je rab nu manjur naa hove tan ki kariye


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Din Kate Teri Yaad De Naal Te Raata Naal Tanhai De
Mereya Sajna Yaad Rakhi , Nahin Karke Kaul Bhulaede
Ju Karde Ne Pyar Sacha, Oh Milde Naal Sababi Ne
Aeh Sajan Hunde Rab Jahe, Dil Aehna De Nahin Dukhae De"


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Addi raat nu dil di dehlija utte
Ek supna aan khlo janda
aa behnde ho sarane tussi
sona mushkil ho janda
pyar tere da durd ve sajna
meri nari nari toh janda
RAB de soh tno pyar main ni karda
ae ta appe aap ho janda


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Apun ko laga ki apun ko tere ko bol dena chahiye, fir kya hai na, k apun ka dost log bhi apun ko insist kiya k bolich dal, to bolta hai... I MISS U YAAR..!!


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NEEND AAVE TAN KHABAAN CHE TU,
NA SOVAAN TAN YADAAN CHE TU,
TERE AGGE APNE AAP NU HAARI BAITHI AAN,
IKKO DIL SI SADDE KOL OH VI TERE TON VAARI BAITHI AAN


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+''"+. Rehna hai
   +''"+.+''"+.
     TUHADE
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 +         +
 "+. Dil .+"

 +""+.+""+.
 +  CHE  +
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Intezaar da jo meetha dard ditta ae tu,
Mere te bada ehsaan kitta ae tu,
E kambakhat hichkiyaan vi nahi aundiyaan,
Jo lagge ki yaad kitta ae tu.



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Sochya si iss vaar unna nu bhull jawajge,
dekh ke vi unna nu undekha kar jawange,
Par jad jad samne aaye chehra unna da,
Sochya is vaar dekh le agli vaar bhull jawange


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Har ek sagar nu do kinare hunde ne,
Kuchh log jaan ton vi pyare hunde ne,
E jaruri nahi ki har koi kol hove.....
Kyon ki Zindagi che yaadan de vi sahare hunde ne.


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Do Din da sath har koi nabhanda ae,
Zindagi bhar da koi nayi nibhanda,
Agar ro ke chhupayan jandiyaan Yaadaan,
Te hass ke koi na chhupanda.


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yari kisse naal lawen tenu tad pata lage,
kite tod k nibhawen tenu tad pata lage,
jehrian dukhan di kahani tu firdi sunaundi,
kisse dukhi nu sunawe tenu tad pata lage


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