Story Messages

Jelly Baby goes 2 the Dr & says 
"Dr i've got aids" Dr replys "U cant 
have aids ur a jelly Baby" Jelly Baby
says "yes but Dr i've been sleepin wiv
ALLSORTS.....

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chicken and egg in bed,chicken has head 
on pillow smoking.Egg rolls over annoyed 
saying"i guess we answered that question"

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A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes
to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz
every nite i c my mum with her feet in the
air screamin GOD I'M COMIN.....

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Little Girl:"Mommy I just found out that the
little boy next door has a penis like a peanut"
Mommy:"u mean its small?"Little Girl:"No its salty"

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an essex girl has a car crash and an ambulance
arrives.the paramedic asks 'how many fingers 
have i got up?'the girl replies- oh no i think im
paralised too....

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Hoee na Baat usko Hazem Meri
Kaya Dastaan-e-ishq thi Jouti Meri
Kuch Loog Poochtay hai Baad Dard Mera
Jub Zamanay ne Dekhi "AQEE" Burbaadi Meri....

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Little Girl:"Mommy I just found out that the
little boy next door has a penis like a peanut" 
Mommy:"u mean its small?"Little Girl:"No its salty"

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