Insult SMS

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss...

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Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga .. 

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Yeh sms jaldi jaldi parho,  
How How How How How How
HowHow How How How How 
'Jaldi parnay ko kaha tha KUTTAY 
ki tarah bhoknay ko nahi...

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Piza@Rs.200
Chicken@Rs.150
Burger@Rs.100
Pepsi@Rs.50
Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q K
ap k pas tou sms k liye b paisy nhi hote.


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Aj Dogs Day hy,
Too samjh gaya na me ne tujhe Q msg kia hy?
Isi liay to me kehta hun,
mere dost k pas KUTTA dimag hy ishare me smjh jata hy...

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Kya Ankhen
Kya Chehra Tumne Paya Hai
Aisa Lagta Hai
Jaise Pipal K Ped Se Koi Langur Utar K aaya Hai
Bura laga?
Nhi?
Toh Wapas Chad jao...

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Gadhon ki race..
10 
9
8 
7
6 
5 
4 
3 
2 
1 
Fire....... 
Abay Bhaaag msg baad main parh pehle baaaaaaaaag..???.

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Pyaray Dost!
Film Me Kaam Karoge?
Roll Sirf itna He K 1 Larki 
Apko 1 Kamre Me Le Jaigi 
Or Apko Goli Mar Degi.
Film Ka Naam He,
"kutte Ki Mout"

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Mobile Ko Ejaad Karne Wale Ka Sapna Tha K Dunya Me
FAQEER oR BHIKARI K Hath Men B Mobile Ho
MUBARAK HO
Aap Ny uska Sapna Such Kar Dikhaya


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main aapko ENGLISH ka 1 word Bhejta
Hu jise aap aage se Padho Ya pichhe se 
aap ko aap ka Hi naam Dikhai Dega . . . . u l l u

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Lohe ko Loha kat skta he,Zhr ko Zhr
 kat skta he,tum plz apna khyal rakhna
Tum ko kbhi bhi kutta kat sakta he..

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LANGDA
Present sir,
BEHRA
Presnt sir,
ANDHA
Presnt,
MENTAL
MENTAL
MENTAL
SMS baad me padhna varna absnt lag Jayegi.gn


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Bijla+badal=savan
aaya.

Barat+ baja= Dhula
aaya.

Ful + najare = Basant
aaya.

aap + aapki hasi=
bhago....


bhut aaya!!!!

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Birds luv u...
Monkys luv u...
Hippos luv u...
Girrafe luv u...
Chimpnze luv u..
PLEASE.............
RETURN to ZOO They all miss U!!



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Boy 2 Girl :- Apne Baal to dekho 
jaise Ghass Ugi Ho

Girl :- Isliye itni der se soch rahi hu ke mere
pass Gadhe kyo Khade hai 

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Chand ko apne noor pe guroor hai,
Himesh ko apni topi ka suroor hai..
Mujhe bhi apne pe guroor hai,
Kyuki mere paas bhi free k msg 
padhnewala langur hai ;-)

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Apki ada apki smile apka chalna apka bolna 
apka ruthna apka gussa apki ankhe apka andaz 
apka chehra UFF! KOI EK CHIJ TO DHANG KI HOTI.

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Yaar Mujhe AIk CaLL kro Plz, Koi Khas Kaam To Nhi hai,
ActuaLLy meri Ammi Tumse Baat Krna Chahti Hain,
Unko YaQeen Nhi Ho Rha k

Bandar Bhi Batein Krte Hain..

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Har mandir har deewar par apka naam hai,
har gurudware har masjid par apka naam hai,
upar likha hai CHAPPAL CHOR aur niche 
50 rupay ka inam hai....

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Sweet insult- 1ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya.
1khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha: apne bade 
bhai k pair chhuu rahe ho? Ladka: hanji bhabhi ji.

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Ek Kutta subah se sham tak
bhonkta raha bao baobaobao
baobaobao
bao baobaobao
bao bao baobao…
Vo to bechara kutta hai,
tum kyu bhonk rahay ho ?

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Yash Johar is producing a new 
film & is searching 4 new talent.
I've suggested ur name. Pls go 
& meet him. The movie's name
is "AQAL HO NA HO"

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Haridwar main BABA ka Mela laga hua hain
Prasad main Kambal bate ja rahe hain.
Kisi our ko mat batana ye sms sirf selected
BHIKARIYO KO bheja ja raha hain.

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ek bandar apni maa se kheta hai-maa main 
kitna badsoorat hoo?ispe uski maa kheti hai 
beta tu toh phir bhi tikh hai zara use dekh jo 
sms pad raha hai.

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Socha tumhe chaand kahu…
Par usame bhi daag hai,
Socha tumhe sooraj kahu…
Par usame bhi aag hai,
Phir socha tumhe bandar kahu…
Par… usame bhi dimaag hai.

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aap aise DON ho jiske paas har taale ki CHABI hai...
boleto??? DON+KEY= DONKEY...

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Vodafone walo ka kutta aaj subah hi chal basa.
Ab vo monkey se add karvana chahte hai.
Tumhe meri dosti ki kasam wada karo tum nahi
Jaoge....

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Do you want to go to USA
Here’s a chance for you
Mr Obama is waiting for you
To be in white house
Get ready
Because
He’s in search of a dog
For his daughter!

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Dheeru Bhai Ambani
Ka Aakhri Sapna Tha..
Ki Har Bhikari K Hath Me Mobile Ho
Aur Aaj Tumne Vo Sapna Pura Kar diya...

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khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga 
confusion ka moment ayya hoga 
kabhi monkey to kabhi donkey
banaa chaha hoga , end main dono
ka mixture pasand ayya ho ga....


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Jab Apko uparwale Ne Banaya Hoga,
Tab Usko Bhi Bahut Mazaa Aya Hoga.
Hasi Di Bachon Wali,
Surat Di Bholi Bhali,
Mizaaz Diya Cool,
aur Dimaag gaya bhool..!!


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How to kill mosqiuito?
1. Catch it alive.
2. Tie its legs.
3. Then make a "Gudgudi" in its stomach.
4. n When mosquito laughs, catch its mouth...
n pour a spoon of poison.....
Mission Accomplished....


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SHIT
s4 smart
h4 handsome
i4 intelligent
t4 tallented
 i think u r a big shit


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 if people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai.....


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HI MISS ME OR HATE ME
BOTH R IN MY FAvor
IF U MISS ME,I"LL ALWAYS BE IN UR HEART.........
IF U HATE ME,I"LL ALWAYS BE IN UR MIND......... 

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Bhuto sa chehra tera
Chudeel si muskan hai
Rang tera dekh ke… rup tera dekh ke
kutte bhi hairan hai

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1.Take A Bowl Of Grapes




2.Put It In Ur Hands



3.Stand In Front Of D Mirror



The Dish Is Ready



Dish Name: Langur K Hath Me Angur.

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Breaking News:

Siyasat Daano Ki Jaale Degriyan Hoti Hain Magar

Asif Z*rdari Ka Birth Certificate Jali Nikal Aaya Hai.

-Express News-

"Har Harami Par Nazar".

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Kya ap jante hain k ap k nam pe Mumbai mai aik road hai?





Bandar Road... ;->

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Aj Dogs Day hy,


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Too samjh gaya na me ne tujhe Q msg kia hy?







.

Isi liay to me kehta hun,

mere dost k pas KUTTA dimag hy ishare me smjh jata hy...

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Thandi-Thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhana
Wa wa.



Thandi-Thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhana
BANDAR b msg pad raha h,
EDUCATED hua zamana..
Wa wa..

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Aapki 1 bat hame bahut pasand hai.
Aap jab bhi koi kam karte Ho, Dil
Lagake Karte Ho..
Kyun ki,
Dimaag To APKE Paas hay hi nahi
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Accha ek baat batao:- Ghadha Tanhai me kaya mehsush kerta hai?
??
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koi jalldi nahi hai mehsush ker ke bata dena....

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Bijla+badal=savan
aaya.

Barat+ baja= Dhula
aaya.

Ful + najare = Basant
aaya.

aap + aapki hasi=
bhago....


bhut aaya!!!!


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 Yamraj=Ur Time is Over

Katrina=Kya koi Rasta He Bachne ka?

Yam=Ha!
SMS Padhne wale ko KISS Karo

Katrina=Oh Shit!
Fir to Mujhe Utha Hi Lo. ..

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Birds luv u...
Monkys luv u...
Hippos luv u...
Girrafe luv u...
Chimpnze luv u..
PLEASE.............
RETURN to ZOO They all miss U!!

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"High Class Insult"


Boy 2 Girl :- Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi Ho

Girl :- Isliye itni der se soch rahi hu ke mere pass Gadhe kyo Khade hai
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Chand ko apne noor pe guroor hai,
Himesh ko apni topi ka suroor hai..
Mujhe bhi apne pe guroor hai,
Kyuki mere paas bhi free k msg padhnewala langur hai ;-)

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Yaar Mujhe AIk CaLL kro Plz, Koi Khas Kaam To Nhi hai,
ActuaLLy meri Ammi Tumse Baat Krna Chahti Hain,
Unko YaQeen Nhi Ho Rha k

Bandar Bhi Batein Krte Hain..

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Sweet insult- 1ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya. 1khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha: apne bade bhai k pair chhuu rahe ho? Ladka: hanji bhabhi ji.

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TABIYAT THIK NHI THI TANTRIK KO DIKHAYA
TANTRIK BOLA BHOOT KA SAYA HAI,
KISI GHR PAAPI KO SMS KARO THIK HO JAYEGA..

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 Kia Aap k Sur Par Seengh Hain???

Just Check It

Nahi Hain??

Nahi

R u Sure??

Yes

Koi baat Nahi Gadhay k bhi nahi hotay

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Vodafone walo ka kutta aaj subah hi chal basa.
Ab vo monkey se add karvana chahte hai.
Tumhe meri dosti ki kasam wada karo tum nahi
Jaoge.
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 Dheeru Bhai Ambani
Ka Aakhri Sapna Tha..
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Ki Har Bhikari K Hath Me Mobile Ho
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Aur Aaj Tumne Vo Sapna Pura Kar diya

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paani main kashti
kashti main car
wah wah

pani main kashti
kashti mian car

sms parhnay wala..



monkeys ka sardar


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Cellphone using is very Dangerous
&
It damages the Brain




But,


U R so Lucky,

No Brain.!

No Damage.!

No Problem.!!!
-=-
Gud Afternoon

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Jab tum haste ho toh lagta hai insan phele bandar tha.

Ab gussa mat karo,kyunki jab tum gussa krte ho toh lagta hai insan ab bhi bandar hai. 


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