Hindi SMS

H agar aapse mil nahi pate aisa nahin ke hamein
aap yaad nahi aate,
mana jahan ke sab rishte nibhaye nahi jate,
par jo bas jate hai dil me phir bhulae nahi jate...

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3 Cheezain zindgi mein 1 bar milti hai,WAALDEN,HUSN or JAWANI
3 Cheezain soch samajh kar uthao,KADAM,
KASAM or KALAM
3 Cheezain soch kar karo,
MOHABBAT, BATEIN or FAISLA....


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Nazar nawaz najaro me ji nahi lagta,
fiza gai to baharo me ji nahi lagta,
na puchh mujse tere gum me kya gujarti hai,
yahi kahunga hazaron me ji nahi lagta...

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Kafi hai husn ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye....

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Fiza par asar hawaon ka hota hai,
mohabbat par asar adaon ka hota hai,
koi aisa hi kisi ka diwana nahi hota,
kuch kasoor to nigahon ka hota hai....


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Pyar ke ujalo me gum ka andhera kyu aata hai,
jisko hum chahte hai wohi kyu rulata hai,
mere khuda agar wo mera naseeb nahi to aise logon se
kyu milata hai...


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Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge,
kaun jane ke hum kidhar jayenge,
hum apki parchayi hain yaad rakhna,
jahan tanhai mili wahan hum nazar ayenge... 


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Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata,
lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata,
hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne,
kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata....


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Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dhadakte hai,
hum wo khushbo hain jo baho mein mahakte hain,
humse pyar na karna e-zalim hum vo dard hain jo ankho
se chalakte hain....


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Apne pyar ko chupana chaha par chupa na sake,
diwane dil pe kabu hum pa na sake,
aaj itne karib se gujar gaye wo,
phir bhi unka hath hum tham na sake.....


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Ikrar may shabdo ki ahmiyat nai hoti,
dil ke jazbat ki awaz nai hoti,
ankhen bayan kar deti hai dil ki dastan,
mohabbat lafzo ki mohtaz nai hoti.....


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Socha tha na karenge kisi se dosti,
na karenge kisi se vaada,
par kya kare dost mila itna pyara ki karna pada dosti
ka vaada.....

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Kab unki palkon se izhaar hoga,
dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyar hoga,
guzar rahi hai raat unki yaad mein,
kabhi to unko bhi hamara intezar hoga...


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Nazroo se jab nazar ka takrar hota hai,
har mod par kissi ka intezaar hota hai,
dil rota hai zakham haste hai,
isi ka naam to pyaar hota hai...

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Unhone dekha aur aansu gir pade,
bhari basant mein jaise phool bikhar pade,
dukh woh nahin ki unhone hume alvida kaha,
dukh to ye he ki uske bad wo khud ro pade....


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Mana ye waqt hame yaad karne wala nahi,
par bewaqt he yaad karliya karo,
mana aapke aspas sari duniya hai,
kabhi hamari kamika bhi ehsas karliya karo....

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Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari...


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Phool se pehle khusboo ko to dekho,
karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho,
kisike roop mein diwana naa bano,
surat se pehle uske dil ko to dekho...

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Mana aaj unhe hamara koi khayal nahi,
jawab dene ko hum razi he par koi sawal nahi,
pucho unke dil se kya hum unke yaar nahi,
kya hamse milne ko wo bekarar nahi....


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kya ker rahay ho?bussy ho?
kitna bussy ho?
Ager kum ho to message kyun nahi karte ho?
Ager ziyada ho to message kyun pad rahy ho ?:


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Happy moments praise allah,
difficult moments seek allah,
quiet moments worship allah,
painful moments trust allah,
every moments thank allah...


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Gham ne hasne na diya,
zamane ne rone na diya,
is uljhano ne jine na diya,
thak ke jab sitaron se panah li,
neend aayi tho aapki yaad ne sone na diya...


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Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge,
kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge,
choice zara sochke karna,
zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge...


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Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people,
not like nike just do it,
not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,
but kiss is like lays no one can eat just one..


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Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti,
zindagi gamo se dur nahi hoti,
ae dost is dosti ko sanjokar rakhna,
aisi dosti har kisi ko nasib nahi hoti...


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Hum nibhayenge dosti marte dum tak,
hum hasayenge tumko gham se khushi tak,
aye dost kabhi humse naraz na hona,
saath rehna hamare akhiri dum tak.... 


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Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai,
muskurake gum bhulana zindagi hai,
milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua,
bina mile dosti nibhana bhi zindagi hai...

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Bhool jane ka hounsla na hua,
door rah kar bhi wo juda na hua,
unse mil kar kisi aur se kya milte,
koi dusra unke jaisa na hua...


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Log phoolon se mohabbat karte hai,
kaaton ko kisne yaad kiya,
hum kaaton se mohabbat karte hai,
kyunki phool ne hume barbaad kiya....

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Dunya men 1 Wakt esa aye ga
Jab
Dunya pr
Pakistanio
ki Hakumat ho gi..
Kiu k
Baki Desh
Taraki kr k
Chand pr
ja Chukay hogey....

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Ye To Batayein Ke Pagal Tanhayi Men Kya Mehsoos Karta Hai..
Itni Jaldi Nahi Hai jab Mehsoos Karein tab Bata di jiye ga..!

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No
I
Am
Not
Decent
I
Am
Not
Good
I
Am
Stupid
I
Am
Mental
I
Am
Idiot
Aisa Q sochte ho Tum?

Tum jesi bhe ho Mere Dost ho..
Got it ;-).....

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Mat baha aanso kabi be-qadro k liye,
DOST

Jo qadar karte hy wo kabhi rone nhi dete,... 


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Pintu Ko Haathon Ke Nakhoon Khane Ki Aadat Thi..
Parents Ne Usko "Baba Ramdev" Ke Paas Bheja.
Ab Pintu Pairon Ke Nakhoon Bhi Kha Sakta Hai..!!

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Jab Hum Bole Ki JAAN De Sakte He
To Vo Bole Ki Hum MAZAK Krte He
Jab Hum Sach Me Mar Gye UNKE Liye 
To Wo Bole Ki Hum Par To Hazaron Marte He.. 

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Science ne sabit kiya ki
Bandar aur Gadhe" SMS padte vakt
ANGUTHE ka istemaal karte he
NA-NA Ab ANGUTHA mat hatao
sabit ho Chuka he....



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Are O sambha,
zara bata to 1 msg ka kitna Daam Rakha H

Bilkul Free Hai sarkar

To utha mobile or
Bhej msg sab kanjooso ko Jinko free b mehanga lagta hai... ;->



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Bohat Khwahish Thi K Mujh Ko woh “JAAN” bolay
FARAZ!

Bolti to hy Magr Pehle “BHAI” Laga deti hy..!

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Yun He Mazaq Mazaq Main 
Hum Ganjay Ho Gaye Faraz...
Najane Kon Humare Shampoo 
Main Veet Cream Daal Gaya. :-(

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Insan Ki Sab Se Ziada Kab Hat'ti Hai?

Guess Karo...

Nahi Pata?

Jab Koi Mehnga Tareen,
Genuine mobile Le Kar Betha Ho,
Or
Koi Aa Kar Keh De.
"China" Ka Hai. :-)


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Happy world nice person day:
Aap ye sms us insan ko krain jo 
aapki nzar me sbsy ziada nice ho.
Mene aapko kar dea hy.
Ghalti sy,,:-)



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3 cheezain jab khatam hojati hain to bohat takleef hoti hai...
1-- Muhabbat
2-- Rishta
3-- Sms Package :-(

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Hitler bhi chala gaya….
Sadam mara gaya……..
Bin laden ka pata nahi…
Tum bhi dikte nahi…….
Lagta hai dharti pe ache din aa gaye..

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Tumhare ankhein kabhi nam na ho,
Tumhare zindegi me koi gam na ho,
Tumko mile kismat se aisi dulhan,
jiski wajan 200 kilo se kam na ho.




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Sab ne chaha k use hum na mile, 
humne chaha k use gam na mile, 
agr khushi milti hai use humse juda hokar,
to yahi dua hai k use kabhi hum na mile....

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LIFE MEANS:-6 frnds,2 bikes bt no petrol.
exam nite,6 duffers n no notes.sitting on sea 
view,6 smokers n only 1 ciggarete!1 girl,6
frnds n all saying "teri bhabhi hai"

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arz kia hai kay 
aap ki shakkal agar gadhay say milti hai
wah wah subhanAllah 
aap ki shakkal agar gadhay say mitli hai 
to
is main becharay gadhay ki kia ghalti hai??
ha ha ha....

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Teri Gali Main na rakhen gay qadam, aaj ke baad,
Kyon k KEECHAR bohat ho jati hai Barsaat k Baad.
"Happy MoonSoon"

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Rani
Kajol
Isha
Aish
Tanu
Shilpa
Sush
Kareena
A ur aapki
Choti behen KATRINA ne 
advance me aapko
HAPPY RAKHI bola hai....

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Jab b mera SMS mile to tali jarur bajana 
Qki mujhe brahma G ka vardan he ki jo 
mere sms me tali nhi bajayega vo agle 
janm me ghar-ghar jakar tali bajayega....

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Thandi-Thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhana
Wa wa.
Thandi-Thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhana
BANDAR b msg pad raha h,
EDUCATED hua zamana..
Wa wa..

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Jisko chaha FARAZ Ne, Wo Kisi Aur ki Ho Gayi.
Lo Batao Yaaro!
FARAZ k Saath Bhi Chutyapa ho Gaya. :-)

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Pakistan investigatios aur Scotland
Yard ki nakami k baad, 
Banazir Bhutto murder case ab Sony T.v ki 
CID team ko de dia gaya hai,
Umeed hai ke
Ab ye case aik ghante mein hal ho jaye ga ...

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Aaj Titanic ki 125th anniversary hai
So sab pyar karne walo se request hai ke
Titanic ki yaad ko taza karte hue
Apne Mobile ko 2 minutes tak pani mein rakh dein..!

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Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Kal phir barsenge
Tumhari 5 paise ki muskan ke liye
hum 50 paise kal phir kharchenge.


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 girls ke college me strike thi,boys bhi unke saath ho liye,girls ne nara lagaya hamare mange picche se awaaz aayi sindoor se bharo........


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Jab Baagon mein bahar aayegi, tab hamare SMS ki baucchar
aayegi. Tanhaiyan toh tumhari to dur ho jayengi, Par kya mera bill
 bharne teri SAAS aayegi?

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 Apki zindgi mein kabhi ghum na ho,
apki aankhe kabhi nam na ho,
meri dua hai ki mile aapko ek smart si "DULHAN" jiska wieght 150 kg se kam na ho!

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Ae khuda apne paas meri ye amanat rakhna,
rahe jab tak dosti duniya salamat rakhna,
bujha dena meri aankho ke diye,
magar unki aankho ke har khwab ko salamat rakhna

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Kis Dil Se Teri Wafa ki Tarif Mangu Kis Pal Se Tujhe Milne Ki Takdir Mangu Mujhe To Dar Hai Tujhe Kho Dene Ka Ab Tu Hi Bata Kis KHuda Se Tujhe Pane Ki Takdir Mangu

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 Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

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fariyad karne par rab ne sab kuch diya,
par humne na isko mahsus kiya,
sukrguzaar hai hum us khuda ke,
jo bin mange aap jesa dost diya.. 

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 Premika: Mein ma banane wali hu. Premi: Kya bakwas kar rahi ho?? Premika: Bakwas nahi,
Main tumhare baap se shaadi karke Tumhari maa banane wali hoon..

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"PANTING" is a feeling, never spoil it, "FACE" is a book, try to read it, "LOVE" is precious, be ready to sacrifice for it, "FRIENDSHIP" like e mirror never break it, "Happy Friendship Day"

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 Dosti "GONAH" hai to hone mat dena,
Dosti "KHUDA" to khone mat dena,
Karte ho dosti jab kishi se to "KABHI" us dost ko rone mat dena.

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 CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu,
tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? MAMU : Nehin. CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le,
pata chal jayega.
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Dil Ke Darpan Me Khilta hai Chehra Tumhara,
Tum Bin Jinda Rahna Hoga Hamara,
Door Rahne Ka Sikwa Hum Baar Baar Karenge,
Zindagi Bhar Tumhe Chahenge,
Tumhe Pyaar Karenge....

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Kon rakh ta hai yaad naamo ko,
logh chaharo ko bhool jatey hai,
tum samader kee baat karti ho,
logh ankho mein doob jatey hai,
Mohabat jisney ker ni ho. wo mohabat kya janey,
Mera dil tumhi ab bhi chahata hai… teray dil ko khuda jaanay!!

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Palbhar mein toot jaye wo kasam nahi,
Dost ko bhul jaye wo hum nahi,
Tum hume bhool jao is baat mein dum nahi,
Kyon ki tum hame bhul jao itne bure hum nahi. “Happy Friendship

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Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,
Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge. Ek do sms karte rahna,
Warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi denge.... 


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Ds e dosti,
D se dushmani,
D se dil,
D se dard,
D se diwangi,
D se dillagi,
par D se itne door na ho jana ki D se dekh bhi na sako.samje D se dear dost.

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Na janay kyon wo mujhse muskura k milta hai,
Ander k saray gham chupa k milta hai,
Janta hai ankhein such bol jati hain,
Shayed isiliye nazrain jhuka k milta hai.

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Santa : Yaar Achha Hua Me India Me Paida Hua America Me Nahi Banta : Q America Me Hota To Kya Hota ? Santa : Tu B Na Muje English Kaha Aati Hai 


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 DATE SHEET AA GAYE HAI,
TAYARI SHURU KAR DO,
7-ROSE DAY,
8-PROPOSE DAY,
9-CHOCLATE DAY,
10-TEDDY DAY,
11-PROMISE DAY,
12-HUG DAY,
13-KISS DAY,
14-VALENTINE DAY

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 wife:mere irade bade nek hai,
aap 1000 me se 1 hai. Husband: dimag ke hum bhi don hai,
pehle ye bata kamini,
baki ke 999 kaun hai....

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 Santa : I tried your number so many times,
it always said 'Switched Off'!" Banta : Nahi Pape,
it's my HELLO TUNE!

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Boy : do u love me? girl : well i will think boy : love me na... girl : kaha na soch ke bataungi... boy : o.k. waiter bill separate lana girl : I LOVE YOU ..... I LOVE YOU JANU...

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 _l""l________ _l""l________ --/ l__l Delivery | | ________ L(o)__l___(o)__| This van is loaded with LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family A HAPPY DIWALI

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Maa Durge,
Maa Ambe,
Maa Jagdambe,
Maa Bhawani,
Maa Sheetla,
Maa Vaishnao,
Maa Chandi,
Mata Rani meri aur apki manokamna puri karey.. JAI MATA DI.

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 I PRAY THIS DASARA SHOWERS UPON,
SHANTI,
SHAKTI,
SAIYAM,
SAMMAAN,
SARALTA,
SAFALTA,
SAMRIDHI,
SANSKAAR,
SWAASTHYA.,
“HappY DasarA”

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Khushiyan aapki kabhi kam na ho,
Daman mein aapke koi kanta na ho,
Jab bhi koi musibat aaye,
Toh Maa Durga aapke saath ho,
Haapy Durga Puja! 


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Ghor kalyug ka sabut:--Boy: "Kya mein tumhara hath chum sakta hun??-,
Girl: Kyon?....kutte"Kamine"Haramzade"Mere HOTHON pe kya ZEHAR laga hai?

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ankho mein aansuo ko ubhar ne na diya
mitti ke motiyon ko bikhar ne na diya
jis raah pe pade the tere kadmo ke nishan
us raah se kisi ko guzar ne na diya 

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Aasmaan Ko Neend Aaye To Sulaayein Kahan
Dharti Ko Maut Aaye To Dafnaayein Kahan
Saagar Mein Lehar Aaye To Chupaaein Kahan
Hume Aapki Yaad Aaye To Jaayein Kahan!!


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Pyasi nigaho ne har pal unka deedar maanga,
Jaise amavas ne har raat chand maanga.
Ruth gaya woh Khuda bhi humse,
Jab humne apni har dua mein unka saath maanga.


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Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kiya karun .
Tu hi bata tu yaad aye to mein kiya karun.
Hasrat toh yeh hai ki ek nazar tujhe dekh lu .
Magar kismat wo lamhe na laye to mein kya karu.


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Nazar chahti hai Deedar karna*
Dil chahta hai Tum se baat karna*
Kya sunaon apne Dil ka Aalam*,(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Mere Naseeb mai likha sirf Tera Intizaar karna*


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Tum aaye zindgi me kahani bankar,
Tum aaye zindgi me raat ki chandni bankar,
Bassa lete hai jinhe hum aankho me
Wo aksar nikal jate hai aankho se panni bankar..

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UDAAS HO
()
_;(
()

YA NARAZ HO

_;/
/e
HOWA KYA
(e
_;/
(e
HUM MILEY GE
(e
_;)
(e
AITBAR KRO
()
-;)
(e
AB TO MUSKRADO

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ek macher ki makhi say ho gai shadi..
pahli hi raat start ho gai barbadi...
macher becharay ki kismat hi khoti thi..
makhi MOSPEL laga kay soti thi..

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Chale aao hum tumhe yaad karte hain,
Yeh woh gunaah hai jo hum baar-baar karte hain,
Jala ke dil me hasraton ke chirag,
Aapke aane ka intezaar karte hain.

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Woh mulakat kuch adhuri si lagi,
Pass ho kar bhi duri si lagi,
Hauntho par hani ankhon mein nami si lagi,
Pehli baar kisi ki dosti itni zaruri si lagi
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Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamari,
Aankhon mein hamari aansoo hain to kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari

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Udasiyon se apni nikal kar to dekho,
Zinda ho to,zinda reh kar to dekho.
Apne liye bahut jee liye, aye aazad panchhi,
Thodi der pinjre mein reh kar to dekho

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Khamosh palko se jab ansu ate hai....
Aap kya jane ke aap kitne yaad ate hai....
Aaj bhi us mod pe khade hai.......
Jaha aapne kaha tha thehro hum abhi ate hai

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Jitna tum ko chaaha tha hum nay
Utnaa kisi ko chaah na sakay
Socha tha bhool jaaingay kabhi na kabhi
Lekin najaanay kyoun bhulaa na sakay
Honton nay to chupa liye armaan dil ke
Lekin ankhon say chupa na sakay"
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Ankho se tumhare dil mein utar jayenge,
dil mein utar kar dhadkan ban jayenge,
palkon ko jhukakar chalna warna,
zamane kotumhari aankho me hum nazar ayenge..


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Jis ki qurbat mein karar bohat hai,
Usss ka milna dushwar bohat hai,
Jo meray haathon ki lakiron mein nahin,
Usss shaks se humain piyar bohat hai.

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Beshak kuch waqt ka intazar mila hum ko,,,
Par sab se best yar mila hum ko....
na rahi tamana kisi jannat ki ay dost--
Apki dosti se woh pyar mila "HUM KO"

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Jab koi khayal dilse takarata hai,
dil na chahkar bhi khamosh reh jata hai,
koi sab kuch kehkar pyar jatata hai,
toh koi kuch na kehkar bhi pyar nibhata hai.
 
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Tumhari yaadon ki mehek in hawaon mein hai,
Pyar hi pyar hi bikhra in fizao mein hai,
Aisa na ho ki duriya dard ban jaye,
Ab to aapke msg ka intezaar niaghon mein hai.

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Ae khuda dua ye meri khali na jaye,
K mere dost ki palkon main kabhi aansu na aaye,
Aansu nikle to khushi ke niklyn,
Gum ke aansu mere hisse me aa jayn,


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Leke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare,
Jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare,
Tanha jine se behatar hai mar jaye hum,
Jab saath tum nahi to zindagi jikar kya karyn.

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Kaise kehde ki unse milne ki chahat nahi,
Bekarar dil ko ab bhi rahat nahi,
Bhula dete unhe bhi magar kya kare dost,
Kisi ko bhulane ki is dil ko aadat nahi.

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Aapki Yaad Main Sab Kuch Bhula Baithe Hai,
Charag Khusiyon Ke Bujaye Baithe Hai,
Hum To Marenge Aapki Bahome,
Ye Maut Se Bhi Shart Laga Baithe
 
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