April Fool SMS

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Congrats! You are the First
April Fool of the year.




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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.



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Yar I m Going To Dubai


Dont Worry The Flight Is After 30 Days



Surprised?





After 28 Days Is 1st April,

U Ar 1st Fool Of 2009... 

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FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL?s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL?s DAY.

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Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai

beautiful beautiful?

aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai

? aprilfool, aprilfool ?  

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Aisa hai dostana hamara,
mein kisti tu kinara ,
mai dhanush tu teer ,
mai matar tu paneer ,
mein barish tu badal ,
mai rajma tu chawal,
mein hot tu cool ,
mai April tu fool .

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In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…! 

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 Oct-2 for Gandhi,


Nov-14 for Neharu,


Apr-24 for Sachin,


Aug-15 for India,


Apr-01 only for YOU. So Enjoy the day !!! 


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Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain,
Aur kyo na ho, Khayi Bhi to HARI Mirchi-hai!

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A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Wil Celebrte 
Ur Name, 
Ur Fame, 
Ur Thoughts, 
Ur Ideas, 

But U Hav 2 Wait For 11days 

Till Ur Birthday ; April 1.

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Dost Pathan se:
APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Han
Dost:kis k saath?
Pathan:Bv k 7!
hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
jab wo rone laga to Hum bola
APRIL FOOL,
APRIL FOOL..!

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Aeroplane aa raha hai dekho..
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Dikha
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Dikha
.
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Chala bhi gaya Buddhu. upar dekhna chaiye tha na. Mobile me aayega kya.


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Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.
April FOOL.


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I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.theek kaha na ?In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :Happy april fools day.

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CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
“Happy April Fool Day”…April FOOL.

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FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY
HAPPY APRIL FOOL.

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If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.


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Mil Gaya , Oye Mil Gaya
Mil Gaya
oye Oye mil Gaya
Mil Gaya , Oye Mil Gaya
April main mera SMS pathney wala
ik or bewaqof mil gia,
HELLO FOOL…….

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fool tumhe bheja hai sms me
jara khol kar to dekhiye…
dikha kya???
nahi dikha na???
are fool ye april ka fool hai jo tumhe fool bana gaya
hehehe…….Happy Fools Day.


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A – U r Attractive
B – U r the Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny
G – U r Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – I’m
J – JOKING
!@!@!@!@!~~April Fools Day~~@!@!@!@!@.

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A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!


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SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...

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Ghar me practis karna
1. Aik angoor lo
2. Hath me pakro
3. Ab upne danto k beech me rakho

4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho

WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR.

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In larkion se dil lagana ek bhol ha
In k peche itna bhagna fazol ha

Jis din kisi lrki ne keh diya "I LOVE U"
To samaj jana us din APRIL FOOL hai
 
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If people saysu are crazy, be patiend.
if they sayu are monkey, relax. if they say u are stupid,be cool but if they say u are smart, Thapad mar sale ko.
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The maple syrup’s full of ants
A mouse iz creeping on the shelf.
Is that a spider on ur back?
I ate the whole pie by myself.
The kitchen sink just overflowed.
A flash flood washed away the school.
I threw ur blanket in the trash.
I never lie—-I—
APRIL FOOL

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YoU are 20% Fantastic,
YoU are 20% Attrectiv
YoU are 20% Loveable,
YoU are 20% Terific,
YoU are 20% Understandable,

Inshort YoU are 100% F.A.L.T.U.
 
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