Election SMS

Muskare aap aur hum to fiza badal jae,
Baate kare hum sang sang to mausam badal jaye
Itne dilkash he hum sab ke andaz,
Ki chalenge saath saath to sarkar badal jaye.... 


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Former Finance Minister ready with
‘SHOE’string Budget.?
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PC AmBUSHed in Delhi.!
*
P Chidambaram (Chiddu) Becomes the
Brand Ambassador
for BATA Shoes.....


If Jayalalita Wins
in the Next Election
and Becomes the
CM again,
What would the
Public say.?

?

?

“The Mummy Returns.....


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Ideas that can change India”
Go vote! Stop paying bribes,
kill educational reservation,
say no to hereditary politics.....


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A patriot must always be ready
to defend his country against
his government..... 


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Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something
you want done because he wants to do it....


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This is for ADULTS Only. . .
If you are
Under the Age of 18,
Please Please
Don’t read this sms.....
.

.
Election is coming,
Please Do Vote.....


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10 Terrorists
Came by BOAT recently..
543 Terrorists will
Soon Come by VOTE.. God Bless Us
Take Care. JAI HIND…


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Laloo To A Long-Distance
Telephone Operator :
“COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PATNA AND LAS VEGAS ?”
Operator :
“JUST A MINUTE,SIR…”
Laloo :
“THANK YOU”,
AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.....




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Na Main Hindu Hoon
Na Muslmaan
Main 1 Bharti Hoon,
Aur Mera Vote Bharat Ko,
Mera Vote Congress Ko…..

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 “You cannot meet everyone in a family during door to door campaigns. Many of them are at work. I note down the numbers of those who carry mobiles and send them SMS, seeking their votes,”


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