Boy and Girl SMS

Boy: Chalate Chaltre Yunhi Ruk Jata Hu mai ...
Baithe Baithe kanhi kho jata hoon mai...
Kya Yahi Pyar Hai?
Girl: Nahi Veeriji, Ehh Kamjori Hai?
Tusi Chavanprash Khaya Karo ... :-) 

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GIRLZ OF 1995*
“AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM”

GIRLZ OF 2007*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM...

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Panjabi ladke ladkio ko is tarah parpose karte hai-
Pipal da boota hove te ganne da ras hove,
j mera vas hove te teri maa meri sass hove...

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tum har pal khushi me tanhai me,
mujhe har pal state ho,
aa kar meri yaado me meri sanso me smate ho...

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Ladka bola : Dilruba
Ladki boli : Pizza khila
Ladka bola : Paise Nahi
Ladki boli : Kaise nahi
Ladka bola : Mehangayi hai
Ladki boli : To fir Aaj se tu mera bhai hai...

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Girl
Na chhed haseeno ko paap hoga
Kal tu bhi kisi haseena ka baap hoga
Boy
Dua Karta hun baat teri ye sachchi ho
Jo mjhe Baap kahe wo teri Hi Bachchi ho...

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Boy: Tum Shadi Ka Baad Apnay Liya Alag Ghar To Nahi Mango Gi na, Girl:
Aray Nahi mein aisi larki nahi Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena..... 

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Larkee apny bf sy
Mayra Jaanu
Mayra ladlaa
mayra guglaa
Tum mujhsay shadi karogey?
Bolo kichu pichu!
Bf: Tum mujhay propose karnaa chah rahee ho
yaa adopt karna?



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Ek ladka ek ladki se ashara kar ke khte hai 
"jhalak dikhla ja jhalak dikhla ja"
wo chappal nikaalke kehti hai
"ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja ...

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BOY: Bus, Train aur Ladki ek aise hote hai. Ek jaati hai....
doosri aa jaati hai GIRL: Auto, Taxi aur Ladke ek jaise hote hai.
Ek ko bulao.... 4 aate hai...



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1 Foji Ki
Girl Frind Ne Use Khat Likha
Meri Life Me Naya Larka aa gia hai
.
"Tum se Acha He
Me Uski Dulhan Bano Gi
.
Meri Pictur Wapis Bijhwa Do"
.
Foji Ne Apne Sare Sathion Ki Girl Frnds Ki 30 Picturs Jama Ki
Beech Me Uski Pictur Rakh K Khat Likha
.
'Lo In Me Se Nikal Lo,
Muje Tmhari Shakal yad nhi:.....

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Girlfrnd:
chand kitny hoty hain?
.
Boyfriend: 2
1 Tum
or 1 wo upar
.
After Meriage
.
Wife:
Chand kitny hoty hain?
.
Husband:
Andhi ho,
Nazr nhi aata
1 hi hota hy......

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Sardion Ki Sham Thi.
Usne mere Hath Pe Hath Rakha to mere Hath Garam thy
Usne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki Nishani Hoti Hai
Mai Ne Hans Kr Kaha.
Kameeni Bukhar hai Mujhe....

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Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to.
Mashook: Ek Tinka dikh to raha hai,
Kyun na usey wahin rahney diya jaye?
Agar main Tumhare aankho mein Doobonga to Sahara dega...

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Aik Larka Apni Girlfriend se milne gaya, Woh chaye(Tea) bananay chali gai.
Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar,
Larky ne Socha k chalo dekhte hain Mera Number is ne kis naam se save kya hai?
Dear, Sweetu ya Jaanu.
Jab Usne Missbell di to Screen pe Likha aa raha tha...
Murgha No.5" Calling.......

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Boy: Whats your name?
Girl: Kyon Bataon? Main Tumhain Nahi Jaanti.
.
Boy: Na Batao. Main Tumhain Konsa Apni ACCORD Car main bitha kar 5 Star Restaurant le jany wala tha.
.
Girl: Nazia,
B.Com 2nd Year.
Woh Samnay Wali Gali main teesray Makaan main Rehti Hon...

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Boy to Girl: Tum to 14vee ka Chand ho.
Girl: Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat hon?
Boy: Arey nahi! Main to Ye batana chah raha tha Tum itni Gol Matol ho...

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Boy: Tumhari Qameez Phati hui hai.
Girl: Nahi ye Fashion Hai.
Boy: Acha Khud Pharro to Fashion, Hum Pharren to Police Station....

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Be-Izzati No 1:
1 Larka Cycle pe ja raha tha.
Cycle ka Tyre Bhains k Gobar k Beech mai se guzar gaya.
Qareeb Kuch Larkiyan Khari Thin.
Unhon ne Taliyan Baja kar Kaha:
"Happy Birthday To You!"
Larka Ruka aur Jawab Diya:
"Khali Taali Bajany se Kaam nahi chalega, Aa kar Cake to Khaen....

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 Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Kuch aisa kaho k Dil ki Dharkan Taiz ho jaye...
Boyfriend: Bhago Tumhara Bhai Aa Raha Hai... 

BOY 2 girl: Tu hi to Jannat meri,
Tu hi mera junon or kuach na janu me,
Bas itna hi janu,
Tujme RAB dikhta hai YARA me kya kru.
Girl: Mattha tek or Dafaa ho...

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Research K Mutabiq
Larkiyan Larkon Se Ziada
Mehenti Hoti Hain..
Kyun k
100 Mein Se 5 Larkiyan Qudrati Khubsurat Hoti Hain
aur Baqi
Apni Mehnat Se… 

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Larka: Mein tumhare ghar gaya tha,
mujhe nahin lagta humari shadi ho paye gi.
Larki: Kyun mere papa se mile the kia?
Larka: Nahin tumhari behan se...

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Boy and Girl were sitting in a Garden
Suddenly a dog kisses a dog
Boy: janu agar bura na mano to main bhi??
Girl: OK par sambhal ke kuta kahi kat na le....  
  
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Teri zulfon main kho jana chahta hon.
Wah Wah
Teri zulfon main kho jana chahta hon.
Wah ji..
Par tu tail he itna lagati hai k phisal jata hon...

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Boy: Hamaray pyar k baray main kisi ko mat batana
Girl: Amber ko Zaror bataongi.
Boy: Kyun?
Girl: Woh kehti thi Koi Gadha he tujhse pyar karega...

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Intrnational Survey se iss bat ka pata chala hai k

aurtain marte dam tak sath nahin chorhtien
MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA...

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Girl: Mujhe Ek Aisa Shohar Chahye
Jo Achi Achi Baten Karein,
Hansi Mazaq Karey,
Aur Raton Ko Bahar Na Jae!
Boy: Tumhein Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahye....

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A boy was driving a car,
a girl was trying to overtake him rashly.
Boy: “Hey…Buffalo!”
Girl Shouts back: “You Pig, Donkey, Stupid!”
Then she accidents and hits
the buffalo crossing the road.
Moral: Girls never understand what boys say!

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Boy: Boys are intelligent than girls!
Girl: Any proof ?
Boy: You always say intelliGENTS
but you never say intelliLADIES! 
“Great people Great thoughts.” 

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Larka izhar e mohabat kary to larki k ye 5 jawab hosaktay ha:
1) No
2) Yes
3) Aapko dost samjhti hun
4) I m engaged
5) I love someone else

Aur larki izhar e mohabat kary to larkay k 5 jawab ye hongay:

1)Haan
2)yes
3)ok
4)alright
5)me too…
Boyz ka dil, dil nahi darya hota hai.

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 BOY: come with me…
GIRL: where?
BOY: wherever you like.
GIRL: OK let’s go to Police Station.
BOY: Lo batao ab banda apni Baji se mazaq b nahi kar sakta!

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Sweet age of true relationship
Small girl & boy are seen crying together.
When asked why?
Girl says: My doll has broken
Boy says: I M crying bcz my doll is crying

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WAYS TO IMPRESS A GIRL
Respect her
Protect her
Care her
Obey her
Sacrifice for her
HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY?
Just Smile
Gameover!

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Boy: I am not rich like rohit,
I don’t even have a bid car like rohit.
But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too,
but tell me more about rohit.
 

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Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
Boy: Long Drive Par..!!
Girl: Pahle Kyun Nhi Bataya..?
Boy: Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break Nai Lag rahe.

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Girl: how many times you do shave in a day.?
Boy: 30 to 40 times.
Girl: are you mad.?
Boy: no I am hairstylist.

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Jeet kar bhi haar gaya main pyar ki baazi yaaro,
Main uska DEVDAS tha woh thi meri PAARO.
Woh guzar gaya paas se nazar tak na milai,
Q k main cycly pe tha us k paas thi PAJERO.
 

 

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Boy to girl: chalte chalte yunhi ruk jata hoon, baithe baithe yunhi gir jata hoon,
kya yehi pyaar hai….?
girl: nahi, ye mardana kamzori hai

 

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Zaheeen larka+zaheen larki= DOSTI
bewakoof larka+Zahen larki=Love
Zaheen larka+bewaqoof larka= DATES
Bewakoof larka+bewakoof larki = ?
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Love marriage!

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Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai,
pee jati hai sara khoon ladko ka
tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hain…

 

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Panjabi ladke ladkio ko is tarah parpose karte hai-
Pipal da boota hove te ganne da ras hove,
j mera vas hove te teri maa meri sass hove.

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A Boy Was Following A Girl,
Girl:Don’t FolLOW Me,Becoz My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,
Boy:Don’t U Worry,My Father Iz FolLOWING Her”

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