Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Flirt SMS

The moment I first saw you, you warmed
my heart, the second time you made little 
flames and now you make my heart burn like hell!....

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God created the world in SIX days
Buttook him centuries to come up
with someone as beautiful.... as U!

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When the night comes, look at the sky.
If u see a falling star, don't wonder why,
just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,
coz I did it & I found U.....

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Baby I have an addiction problem.
People say I shud go to rehab but I
always tell them that I don't wanna go
cause I'm addicted to U..... 

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May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright.
May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light. 
May u find dreams & touch a star & never
forget how special U R.....

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Smokers have smoking heart, Drinkers 
have an alcoholoic heart. I request you
Plz don't eat sugar coz u aready have
a Sweet Heart.....

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Dreaming of u makes my night worth while.
Thinking of u makes me Smile. Having u is
the best thing ever & Loving u is what 
I plan to do forever....

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I never know what the future brings, 
but I know u r here with me now. 
We’ll make it through and I hope
u are the one I share my life with....

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It's time for me to make a wish for U
(wishin) ……… (wishin) ……. done ! 
Do u know what I asked 4? I asked
God to make u happy all day long.....

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If I reach for your hand, will you hold it? 
If I hold out my arms, will you hug me?
If I go for your lips, will you kiss me?
If I capture your heart, will you luv me....

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Never get tired of doing little things to others, 
coz sumtimes those little things may mean so 
much to them. That's why I won't get tired of 
sending my little Hi to U......

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What's the difference between your and my smile?
U smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy....


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Qadam Qadam pe wafa k ujaly aur bhi thay.
Muhbtoon k hazar hawaly aur bhi thy.
Aap ki to aadten passand aa gaeen.
Warna is shaher men dil waly aur bhi thy...... 

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1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.


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Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass.....


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What do you think,
why I sms you?
Is it because I care you
OR
I miss you?
OR
I like you?
OR
I need you?
Na…KAKa…Na
I’ve to utilize free sms package...



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U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...



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A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, 
a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue,
so open ur mouth & close ur eyes &
give ur tongue some exercise.....


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Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you...



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I think;
I should tell you
what people are saying behind your back
.
.
.
Nice Ass!!!!!!!
 



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Walk with me when ur hearts needs company,
take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me
when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm the one
u can always depend on.......


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Everybody wants
someone special
someone innocent
someone nice
someone cool
someone sweet
someone cute
someone intelligent
But why always ME, ME and ME..???



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BEAUTY TIP:
If you want to protect your face
from dust, sunrise and other such things,
then apply Master Paints exterior emulsion
with 7 years guarantee!
 



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Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
or
Leave My Boat.
.... 



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Three types to break mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile...
 



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Think Big,
Think Smart,
Think Positive,
Think Beautiful,
just Stop?
It’s too long for you.
So, in short ” Just Think About Me”.



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It's a test to check your capability of Mathematics
But you have 2 read this msg for only once.......
ok!
R u ready??
Here We Go....
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+12
-8
THE QUESTIONS:
How many Times Did u Press The Button...


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When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist.....
 



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Think Big,
Think Smart,
Think Positive,
Think Beautiful,
just Stop?
It’s too long for you.
So, in short ” Just Think About Me”.
 



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In the morning I do not eat
because I think of you,
at noon I do not eat
because I think of you,
in the evening I do not eat
because I think of you,
at night I do not sleep
because I am hungry.......



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whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your body, it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME". 



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Today, tomorrow and forever
there will be one heart
that would always beat for you.
You know whose?
Hey, your own stupid.
 



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Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: 
Mummy who is my Father.Mummy:
Baby, keep silence, don't disturb your
Father, he is reading this SMS now..... 


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Today is International Handsome Boys
and Beautiful Girls day!
So send this message to someone
who looks smart and cute…
Be true.. Don’t cheat like me....



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Whatever high the sky may be…..
Whatever wide the River may be….
Whatever green a tree may be…..
just Remember….
IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!!!! 



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A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING....



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Please pray for me,
my condition is very serious.
I am getting day by day
M0re Cute
M0re good l0oking
L0vely and smart
and there is no cure of it
 



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Ek Taj Mahal nahi chahiye,
Mujhe aapka pyaar hi chahiye,
Marke mere naam ka Taj Mahal nahi banana,
Sirf apne dil mein meri tasveer tum sajana....
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HAR GEET MAIN EK SAAJ HOTA HAIN,
HAR MOHABBAT M EK RAJ HOTA HAIN,
BADNAMI KE FIKAR MATA KARO,
CHAMKTEY CHAND MAIN BHI DAAG HOTA HAIN
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KAI DIN GUZRE, TUMSE BICHDE
KAI PAL BEETE, KAI YUG BEETE
KAI BAAR SAMBHALA, KHUD KO SANAM
PAR THAK HI GAYE, JEETE JEETE
KHAI THI KASAM KI LAD LENGE
DUNIYA WALON SE, DUNIYA SE
PAR HAY JAMANA JEET GAYA
NA TUM JEETE, NA HUM JEETE....
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KEHTE HAI DEKHNE SE NAZAR LAG JAATI HAI....
POONAM KI RAAT MEI BAHAR NA NIKALNA.....
KAHEE CHAAND TUMHE NA DEKH LE !
WAH WAH WAH WAH..

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If you find your self in a dark room where the walz shaken
and blood comes from every where dont afraid you are in a
safe place you are in my heart.....

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everyone wants 2 be the sun dat
lights up your lyf.But I'd rathebe ur moon,so
I can shine on u during ur darkest hour when
ur sun isn't around..... 

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Got a gift 4 u, no cost, no batteries required, 
tax free, performs silently, extremely personal,
fully returnable. It’s a hug from me 2 u.....

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F-Fun 
R-Rational
I-Impartial
E-Emotional
N-Never Ending
D-Dependable
S-Special
H-Heart
I-lnteresting
P-Priceless.....

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Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye
Aap nahi to aapki taswir chahiye
per taswir aapki hamaara dil behla na sakegi,
Kyonki yeh aapki tarah muskura na sakegi....

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aapko na ho yakeen ye aur baat hai
jab tak rahegi saans tab tak rahoge yaad
ye saans toot jaaaye to aur baat hai.....

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Chod diya hamara sath to koi gam nahi.
Bhul jayenge aap hume,
bhulne wale hum nahi...
Aapse mulakat na ho pai to koi baat nahi,
aapki ek yaad mulakat se kum nahi.....

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Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain...

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Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar ge karen.....

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Think big...
Think positive...
Think beautiful...
Think intelligent....
i Know that is 2 much 4 u, 
here is a shortcut JUST
THINK ABOUT ME......

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All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was
sumone who'd b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone
who'd b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u....

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Waqt guzarta par sanse thami thi, muskura rahe the hum,
par ankhon me nami thi, sath hamare ye jahan tha sara, par
na jane kyu tumhari Kami thi.....

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Every sms u send I keep inside my heart,
every word u say touches upon my soul...
we may not see each other but u
will always be someone special to me... 

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Earth may stop Rotating
Birds may stop Flying
Candles may stop melting
Fishes may stop swimming
Heart may stop breathing
But I will never stop
THINKING U....

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Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass



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U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...



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Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don't think of me!!
just call me
Bcoz
incoming
is free for me... my friend

 

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 1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.



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Hello,
U R So,
art!
S art!
m
s art!

      m
s art!
s artm!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
SORRY,
this doesn't fit u...



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 You = Lovely
You = Perfect
You = Beautiful
You = Amazing
You = sweet
You = Cute
You = gorgeous
You = Fantastic
You = Fabulous
me = lier! :)



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 Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!



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Hello DEAR
Where R U
Now...?
No Visits...,
No Calls....,
No SMS from Wik,
No Missed calls,
I M So worried...
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Are U n JAIL again?
Pls r e p l y!



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Sometimes my mind asks..
Why I miss you?
Why I care for you?
Why I remember You?..
Then my Heart answered it's simple...
BEACUSE FOOL NEEDS MORE CARE!
!



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Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi,
tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai,
na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke
dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.


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