Piyaroo
Tum samjhe k maa da ladla sudhar gaya :-)
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Koi BOOK Aisi Milti Jis Pe Dil Luta Dete
Har Subject Ne Dimag Khaya Kisi 1 Ko Nipta Dete
Ab Syllabs Dekh Kar Ye Sochte Hen K
1 Mahina Or Hota To Dunia Hila Detey.....
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Ye padh lena imp hai exam mein pakka pucha jaaega..
.
1.Roll no
2.Exam
3.Date
4.Subject
Ab thanks bol kr rulaaogi kya?
Anything 4 u.....
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World's Best Feeling
It Comes When We See A Very Wonderful
Question Paper In Examinations Hall
And We Smile At Each Other And Say:
Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar:-)
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ATTITUDE DURING EXAMS:
They gave me the questions which i
don't know,So i wrote answers which
they don't know.
Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE....
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Har tarf padhai ka saya hai,
kitabo me sukh kisne paya hai,
Tum to jate ho tution ladkia dekhne..
aur Sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat me
bhi padhne aaya Hai.@AT .....
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Student's Exam life
9 am- wake up
10am- Breakfast
11am- Thinking to score 80%
1pm- Lunch & den sleep
5pm-Tea
6pm- Thinking to score 60%
9pm-Dinner
10pm-Hey Bhagwan....buss pass kara de!!!
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Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today:-)
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Parent:How did you write your exam?
Son:they have given the questions which I don't know.
So I wrote answers which they don't know..!!
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Main Pehlay He Bohat Se Ghamo Main Hon Mubtala,
Is Liye Mujhe ResuLt ki Koi Na Day It'tala.....
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Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho
K PEN Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Ho jaye
Hr ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do Ki
Check karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye....
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I believe that the Great word "STUDYING" was
derived from the two words :"STUdents+DYING"...:
If ur opinion is also same then send this to all...
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Last night my books were dancing in my dream
Do u know on which song? Guess??
Guess??
Zara zara touch me touch me touch
me....... !
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student ne hawa me coin uchala;
head aaya to sona hai,
tail aaya to film dekhni hai,
khada raha to gane sunuga or
agar hawa me raha to...ma kasam padhunga...
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Lamha Lamha waqt guzr jaega..
Kuch hi palo mein exam aa jaega...
THODA padh le aye dost...
Tu Koi ranchoddas chanchad Nhi..
Jo bina pade TOP kar jaega...
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Stdent kya jane papr ka kya hoga,
Marks milenge ya zero me tie hoga,
Koi n jane apna result kya hoga,
To Chabi ghuma gadi uda gadi
uda k bol-"BHAIYA ALL IS FAIL....
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NEW FILM GOING TO RELEASED AFTER EXAM:
>TENSION AAJ KAL.
>PACK UP SID.
>WANTED 35.
>PASSING DREAMS.
>AJAB SYLLABUS KE GAJAB PAPERS.
>MARKS MILE.
> 3 FAILUR
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2 tree katne se 17 paper bante hai us
paper ko hum exam mai use karte hai
yeh galat hai
EXAM HATAO OR PAPER BACHAO....
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har taraf padhai ka saaya he,
har papaer me zero nazar aaya he,
hum to yunhi exam dene chale aate hai,
of log kehte he sala pura padh k aaya he....
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YYAAAHHHO000..!
Meri SEMESTER ki Saari taiyari ho
Gayi..
Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Sab taiyar hai..
AB Sirf..
Padhna Baki Hai...:-(...
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It’s Time 4 D Battle!
Refill Ur Pens,
Clear D Dust 4m Ur Txt Books,
C Ur Syllabus & Plan Ur Zones..
War Begins In 17 Days..!
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Guzray howey Exaams ko Yaad na karna..!!
Answer sheet main jo likha hai uski Faryad na krna,
Jo Hoga wo to Hoga..!!
Uski Fikar main Apney HOlidays barBaad Na Karna:)
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naukar - sahab aapka kutta to admi
jaisa dikhta hai.. kya khilate ho?
sahab - kamine ye kutta nahi h. mera
beta h CA kar rha h. abhi exam chal
rahe hai....
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Q:Wo Konsi ek Baat hai jo Hazaroon
Saal Pehle bhi Students kehte the,Aj b
Kehte hen Or Qayamat tak Kahngay?
Ans:Bus Kal se Parhai Start......
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Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par
sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.?
Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE
ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B
BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!
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Book khulti hai,exam ka sama hota hai,
Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota
hai.Book ki bate dimagtak nahi aatiye
fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai....
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Great students like us work on d
principle of Rocket...not b'coz dat we
aim 2 sky.but b'coz we don't start
studying until our tail is fired on!!
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Behind every successful student,
there is one Girlfriend
But what about a failed student..??
?
?
?
?
?
?
Continue reading.....
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Exams are near,
Subjects are not clear,
Questions appear,
Answers disappear,
Oh! my dear,
Dont fear,
Bcoz i'm here 2 wish u,
All clear!
Have a great exam fest!
All the best......
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Saal Bhar Padhai Hm kiya nhi krte
Lekin Cheating Kr k Paper hm Likha nhi krte
Ae University waloPass krna h to kro
Fokat me Hm zyada Likha nhi krte.....
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Aye Sala Abhi Abhi, Hua Yakin,
Padai Merr Bas Ki Nahin.
Kitab Ko Me Nikal Gaya Padtwe-Padte Pigal Gaya,
Paper Me So Gaya, Rubaroooooooo.....
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Agar question paper tuff lage
ya samajh me na aye to ek gehri saans lo aur zor se chillao
kamino fail hi karna he to exam kyo lete ho...!?
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Rules for exams: har sawaal se datkar
larna, fekne mein
kami na karna, mauka mile to aage
peeche bhi dekhna aur ek baat yaad
rakhna aage wale ka paper apna hi
samajhna..........
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tak sab kuch acha ho hi jata
hai-happys endings or agar aisa ny hua to...
supplementary abhi baaki hai mere dost...
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600 Pages ki book ko kitne din mein padha ja skta hai..
WRITER-6 months
DOCTOR-2months
LAWYER-1month
STUDENT- pehle ye batao exam kab hai.
G.N......
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Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi
jee nahi lagta hai kahin
Ae Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??”
“Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai”
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exam k din itni jaldi kiyun aatay hain,
hum in say jaldi koufzada hojatay hain,
kash yay zindagi maen aik dafa hi aatay,
takay hum bhi aik hi dafa pass hoay hotay.....
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Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain....
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33 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu.
Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks.
Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks.
Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks....
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Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi,
Neend mujhe apni or ghaseet-ti rahi..
Neend ka jhonkamera man moh gaya,
Or ek raat fir ye GENIUS bina pade so gaya...
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Geo news: All Xl, Xll year scheduled in
This month- exams have been postponed.
To confirm go to site:
www.stop-dreaming-&-start-studying.com....
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Don’t Study = Fail ..(i)
Study = Don’t Fail ..(ii)
Adding (i) and (ii),
Don’t Study + Study = Don’t Fail + Fail
Study (Don’t + 1) = Fail (Don’t + 1)
Therefore, Study = Fai.....
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Films relatd Exams
Exams-Kalyug
Exminer-bhoot
Question Papr-Paheli
Ans Paper-Kora Kagaz
Marks-Asambhav
Cheating-Aksar
Result-Sadma...
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Jo exams ki wajah se ziada
tension mai hai un k liye!!
Parhna likhna chhor paray,
Nakal pe rakh aaass,
Utha razayi aur so ja buchay,
Rab krega PASS.....
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dAd: eXam ki tAyAri hO gAyi puttAr ?
sOn: ji dAd, shOes kO pOlish kyA, peN
mein iNk dALA, UnifOrm irON kiyA,
skoOl bAg reAdy kiyaA
aAb sirF pAdnA baAki hAi.......
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Na waqt hai itna k sylabus pura kiya jaye,
Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kiya jaye,
Na jane konsa dard diay hai is parhayi ny,
Na roya jaye or na soya jaye..
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EXAM ANTHEM
Hum honge Kamyab, hum honge All Pass ek din,
Hoho? likhte he bakwas,
fir b he vishwas, result hoga jhakas,
hum honge All Pass
Ek Din......
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Book Khulty Hi Exam Ka Sama Hota Hai,
Aise Mausam Me Hi Tou Dimag Khrab Hota Hai,
Dimag Ki Batain Paper Pe Nhn Ati,
Ye Fsana Tou Mark Sheet Pe Bayan Hota Hai....
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Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…
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kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the
jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte the ,
utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the......
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Pad likh k kya karna hai
Ek din sabko marna hai
Agar dobara janam liya is duniya me
To
Fir saala nursery se padna hai.
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Smandar bhr syllabus hai,
Nadi bhr parh paty hen,
balti bhr yaad rhta hai,
Mug bhr likh patay hen,
chullu bhr nmber atay hen,
usi mai doob kr mr jatay hy...;-)
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What is the true meaning of ‘Study’??
.
.
.
.
.
.
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life
SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.
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eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
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Burraaah......
Sara syllabus padh liya...
Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...
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Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”
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Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,
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To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.
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Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail! :D
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It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.
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Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”
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har taraf padhai ka saya hai
peparon mein number kisne paya hai
ham to u hin aye the paper dene
sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai
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Chanda mama so gaye,
students saare jage
Dekho padko yaaro,
Gari k kaante bhage
Ek pariksha khatam hui to dugi shuru ho gai mamu.
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Sardar-Oye putter tere result da ki hoya?
Putter-papa is class wich ek saal aur lagega.
Sardar-koi baat nahi putter,2 saal lage ya 3,Fail mat hona
all d best
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Universal Truth:
Na Moh Na Maya Hai
Aalas Tumhi Ko Aya Hai,
Baith K Char panne Palat Lo Beta
Final Paper Girl Friend Ne Nahi Banaya Hai.
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Lamha - Lamha waqt guzar jayega,
Chand lamho me EXAM aa jayega,
Abhi bhi waqt hai padh lo, 2-5 line,
warna paas kon Munna bhai karvaiega ?
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My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD, "is this love?".
GOD replied, "no dear, result is near
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Kahan koi kitab aisi,
Jispe dil luta dete,
Har 1 ne dimag khaya,
Kis-kis ko nipta dete,
Aaj syllabus dekha toh khyal aya,
Do mahine aur hote to duniya hiladete...
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Arz hai...
Book khulti hai
xam ka samaa hota hai,
aise mausam mein hi to dimaag tabaah hota hai,
dimaag ki baatein paper nahin aati,
ye fasaana to marksheeet se bayaan hota hai!!!
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papers ki roti notes ka achar
tubelite k kirne questions ki bahar
teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar
so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tyohaar
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A student tossed a coin in the air & said,
> If head i wil go to sleep
> if tail, i wil watch movie
and
> If stands on d edge i will study !
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Normal heart ECG
_,-._/l_,-._/,_,-._/,
ECG when semester xams r goin on
_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_
& when results r
announced
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Dont worry
_,-._/l_,-._/,_,-._/,
ECG when semester xams r goin on
_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_
& when results r
announced
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Dont worry
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Hum ek baar jite hai,
Ek baar marte hai,
Pyar bhi ek baar karte hai,
Jab har kaam ek baar karte hai to…
Exam q baar baar dete hai…
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Rain of summer,
Snow of winter,
Grace of autumn,
Glory of spring,
May beauty of every season,
Give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May god succeed u in every exams of ur life.
“Good luck”
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