Cricket SMS

Sehwag ki maa ko bulao,
Sachin ko Pepsi pilao, 
Ganguly ko Chawanprash khilao, 
Dhoni ke baalo mein Gel lagao, 
Dravid ko castorl pilao 
PAR IN Ko World Cup MAT KHILO....
  
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Sachin's Son: Mom! look here dad hitting sixers all the way.
Mom: Son! that is boost advertisement....

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Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An English batsman putting on sunscreen....

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The two rival cricketers were talking.
The local team wants me to play for them very badly.

Well, you're just the man for the job....

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U Know Pakistan Kyun Haara..??
Bcz New Zealand Ki Team Main 13 Players Thay..

11 Player's
+
2 Umpires.. !!

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HUMARITEAM NAY H A R KER APNA NAM OUNCHA
KIYA HAI!
SARI QOUM KA SIR SHARM SAI JOUKHA DIYA
HAI.
ALLAH AISAY KILARRI BHI HUMARRI TEAM MAEN
PAIDA KERAY,
JO GROUND MAEN AA KER DUSHMAN KAY CHAKAY
CHORA DIA KERAY.....

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Phone Call for Sehwag:
Indian Team Manager : “Hello”(over Phone)
Wife :”Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife.”
Indian Team Manager:”Sorry, he is just going to bat”
Wife:”No Problem Manager, I will Hold on....

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Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?
In Advertisements.....
 
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Kismat B Kese Morr Pa Le I Faraz Ab India 
Wale B Pakistan Ke Har Pe Putle Jalaege..

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Aj Wo Din Agaya, Agai Wo Rat, 
Jab Hmne Australia Ko Kherat Di 
Aur Pakistan Ko Laat! 
INDIA ZINDABAD Ge0 Tou Aise.....

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Uff Kya Nazara Tha Kal Rat Hamaray Match Ka Fraz.. 
Ek Taraf Hamarey 11 Khassi To Dosri Taraf Akela Michel Hussey....

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Aise To Dhobi Kapre B Nai Dhota FARAZ Jis
Tarh HUSSEY Ne PAKISTAN Ko Dho Dala....:- 

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Shoaib Malik Nay Ab Tak Sania Ko Dubai Sy
80 Hazar Dirham (18 Laakh 40 Hazar Pakistani Rupee)
Ki Shoaping Krvai, Haq Mahar 61 Laakh Indian Rupee
(1 Karore 20 Laakh Pakistani Rupee) Aur 100 Tolay Sona 
Jo 38 Laakh 55 Hazar Pakistani Rupee K Barabar... 

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Mou Metha Kr Lo Ek Methai Utha Lo (""""") <('',)/'' /  / _! _!
Baqi Frwd Kr Do Sania Mirza Ki Shadi Ki Hai...!!! 

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If DHONI & SANIA Marry, What Will Be Their
Son’s Name? ? ? So Simple Yaar ”DHANIYA....

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ham to use din pakistan wapis arahey thay unhon 
nay kah itni dur say aay ho 1 matck or khail loo.... 

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Pakistan Cricket Team K Captain 
Muhammad Yousaf Players Se Khitab karte hue.
Dosto Agar hum,
Australia Se Test Series Haar Gaye
to Uska Badla One Day Main Lenge.
Aur Agar One Day B Haar Gaye
To Uska Badla 20.Twenty Main Lenge.
Aur agar 20.Twenty B Haar Gaye to 
Uska Badla hum AAKHRAT Main Lenge.
Salam Hai Yousaf Bhai Aapke Jazbe Par....  

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Shahid Afridi in interview
Aap ki umer kitni hai?
24 years.
Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,
Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,
Kiu ke
Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta"....




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