Computer SMS

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found.....

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Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down....

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Tumhaare liye pyaar ki ,application, create main karoonga.
Tum usse debug karna.
Wait main karoonga tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
Main so gaya yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya....

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Google maybe the most powerful search engine
but,
it can’t search
.
.
.
.
the chappals u lost at the temple.....


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Q: Wat did d CPU say to d input devices?
A: You fill up my senses…


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Q. Whr’s an astronaut’s favourite place on the computer?
* * * * *
A. The spacebar!.......


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A good friend is like a computer;
me ‘enter’ ur life,
save’ u in my heart,
format’ ur problems
shift’ u 2 opportunities &
never ‘delete’ u from my memory.....

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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke,
I don’t like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, 
nahin hai enough disk space....

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Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, Tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash...

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Jo sadiyon se hota aaya hai... woh repeat kar doonga
Tu naa mili to tujhe....Shift delete kar doonga.....

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Shayad mere pyar ko taste... karna bhool gaye
Dil ko aisa cut kiya... ke paste karna bhool gaye....

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Tumhare samne hain itne sample ...kabhi hamein bhi pick karo
Hamare pyar ke icon pe....kabhi to click karo....

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:-Computer Aarti:
Om Jai Computer Baba,
Swami Jai Computer Baba

Client logon ke sankat
Tu hi door karta. !!Om!!

H1 Tune Dilaya,
US Tune Pahunchaya.
Sunnyvale Ho Ya Fremont,
"ABCD" Har Jagah Hi Paya. !!Om!!

Oracle Ho Ya Sybase,
Sabka Beda Paar Ho Jata.
Programmer Ho Ya DBA,
Koi Waapis Na Ja Pata. !!Om!!

Tujh Bin Calculation Na Howe,
Tujh Bin Program Na Howe,
Tujh Bin Kuchh Na Ho Pata,
Swaami "CORE DUMP" Nahin Jata. !!Om!!

Yeh Computer Baba Ki AartiJo Koi Nar Gata,
Uska H1 Bhi Jaldi Se"HARA PATTA" Ban Jata. !!Om!!  
   

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A software engineer was smoking.
Girl Says: "Cant you see the warning. Smoking is injurious to health"
He replies: "We only bother about errors, not warnings.....




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Days are going very slow and I feel Useless..
Nights are going Sleepless...
Ohhh God... Am I in Love???
God says...IDIOT! You are a Software Engineer....

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