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Chicken Ready,Yes Boss
Omlet Ready, Yes Boss
Mutton Ready, No Boss
Bakra Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai.....


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Biwi meri pahle
Thi hoor
Yachaman ka pyaara phool
Baad shaadi ke
samaj gaya
hui thi mujse badi "BHOOL.....

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Fazal mahafil mein ek gazal ga raha tha
puri mhahfil mein mere alawa kewal wo hi nazar aa raha tha
uski gayaki sun ker mera g machla ja raha tha
jane meri tabiyat khraab kar use kya mazza aa raha tha....

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Milna nahi ..phone nahi ...missed call nahi ... 
mujhe chinta ho rahi hai ..kya hua?.... 
Zoo wale phir se pakad kar le gaye Kya?
  
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Reliance Mobile K Handset k peechai 
3G CDMA likha hua hota, whats meaning of 
3GCDMA ? 3GCDMA= Teen Gujraati Chor, Dheeru, Mukesh, Anil....

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Propose karne ka sher:Kutta mar gaya rajaai mein
Main paagal ho gaya teri judaai mein
Haathi nadi mein beh nahin sakta
Apun tere bina reh nahin saktaâ
Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua
Toh Rab se shikayat hogi
Ek toh jhella nahi jaata.....

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Friendz are like a page in book of life,
Every page have different subject,
But some 1 is my index page
Which is covering all pages of ma life....

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 Patni se bola kavi pati 'rangeela'
tumhara chera hai chaand sa pathreela
is per bhi kahi khaai hai to kahi teela
patni boli-tumhaari akal aur saahitya ka vaisa hi hai male
jaise chchundar ke sir per




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mere sMs ko tere inbox mein panah mil jaye mere sMs ko tere inbox mein panah mil jaye,jo reply na kare uska mobile fanna ho jaye.

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Tohra chera chandaa ke samaan
tohri aankhein chanda ke samaan
tohre kaan , naak sab chanda ke samaan
aur chanda hamari"bhaiswa" ka naam. 

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